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Greetings, my name is Logan, otherwise known as a social media account on the world wide web. Besides manufacturing dank tweets on twitter.com, I also host a podcast (currently ranked #15 on Spotify’s Arts and Entertainment charts in Nicaragua and #48 on the Apple Podcasts Comedy charts in Brazil) and am a self-published author, filmmaker, etc.

I would also like to expand into producing internet videos. Although the world wide web is currently crowded with video content, I humbly believe that my ideas are unique and revolutionary enough to stand out.

One idea I have is a simple, yet groundbreaking web series that involves me reviewing various H2O (or water) brands and products. 

Now, I know what you're thinking. Water is one of the most well-known and popular products in the world, surely there must be tons of reviews already in existence, right? Wrong.

There is indeed a plethora of various types of reviews on YouTube, but there is hardly any reviews pertaining to water. And this, my dear friends, is where I come in.

Thankfully, I have a great deal of expertise when it comes to water and water-based products. In fact, I've been drinking water my entire life. I can't think of a more suitable and qualified person to share their expertise than myself.

Unfortunately, water doesn't grow on trees. And this, my dear friends, is where you come in.

Your support and donations will... 

  1. Allow me to attain the most popular and desired water brands on the market in order to inform, educate and entertain the public.
  2. Allow me to improve the overall production and quality of my videos by purchasing better equipment (the only camera I own is a VHS camcorder, plus my MacBook Pro is badly damaged and slow).
  3. Allow me to devote more time and energy into my podcast, as well as other artistic projects.
Speaking of my podcast, if you're here because you're a supportive subscriber, then I would like to personally thank you from the bottom of my heart (especially my Nicaragua and Brazil audience). 

Without your continued and valued support, I would not have been able to interview guests like Jeff Goldblum, Pete Davidson, Paris Hilton, Wanda Sykes, Cardi B, Serena Williams, Logan Paul, Timothée Chalamet and more.

Although I am now venturing into more visual endeavors, this will not hinder my drive to talk with todays biggest names and brightest minds. In fact, money tends to go a long way when it comes to booking premiere celebrities.

That being said, all I want is to put a smile on the world's face, and I sincerely appreciate all who support me (especially financially) on this journey. If, however, you choose not to support me, just know that you're willfully killing my dreams (and probably yours too) and ensuring that my life (and yours) will never have any substantial meaning whatsoever.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Tiers
Thank You Very Much!
$1 or more per month

Wow, thank you very much! For $1 dollar a month, you'll be rewarded...

  • Exclusive Content: Bonus videos, pictures, podcast episodes, writings, memes, and more.
  • Free Promotion: If you're a struggling artist, send me a tweet of your artwork (or whatever you're promoting) and I'll share it with all my followers.
  • Wholesome Twitter Group Chat: I'll invite you to join a wholesome twitter group chat with other fellow like-minded patrons.
Thank You Very Very Much!
$5 or more per month

Wow, thank you very very much! For $5 a month, you'll be rewarded...

  • Exclusive Content: Bonus videos, pictures, podcast episodes, writings, memes, and more.
  • Free Promotion: If you're a struggling artist, send me a tweet of your artwork (or whatever you're promoting) and I'll share it with all my followers.
  • Wholesome Twitter Group Chat: I'll invite you to join a wholesome twitter group chat with other fellow like-minded patrons.
  • Free Awesome Stuff Giveaway: Each month I'll be giving away free awesome stuff (custom t-shirts, mugs, copies of my book, and other random goodies) to one randomly selected patron.
Thank You Very Very Very Much!
$1,000 or more per month

Wow, thank you very very very much! For $1,000 a month, I will literally marry you.

Greetings, my name is Logan, otherwise known as a social media account on the world wide web. Besides manufacturing dank tweets on twitter.com, I also host a podcast (currently ranked #15 on Spotify’s Arts and Entertainment charts in Nicaragua and #48 on the Apple Podcasts Comedy charts in Brazil) and am a self-published author, filmmaker, etc.

I would also like to expand into producing internet videos. Although the world wide web is currently crowded with video content, I humbly believe that my ideas are unique and revolutionary enough to stand out.

One idea I have is a simple, yet groundbreaking web series that involves me reviewing various H2O (or water) brands and products. 

Now, I know what you're thinking. Water is one of the most well-known and popular products in the world, surely there must be tons of reviews already in existence, right? Wrong.

There is indeed a plethora of various types of reviews on YouTube, but there is hardly any reviews pertaining to water. And this, my dear friends, is where I come in.

Thankfully, I have a great deal of expertise when it comes to water and water-based products. In fact, I've been drinking water my entire life. I can't think of a more suitable and qualified person to share their expertise than myself.

Unfortunately, water doesn't grow on trees. And this, my dear friends, is where you come in.

Your support and donations will... 

  1. Allow me to attain the most popular and desired water brands on the market in order to inform, educate and entertain the public.
  2. Allow me to improve the overall production and quality of my videos by purchasing better equipment (the only camera I own is a VHS camcorder, plus my MacBook Pro is badly damaged and slow).
  3. Allow me to devote more time and energy into my podcast, as well as other artistic projects.
Speaking of my podcast, if you're here because you're a supportive subscriber, then I would like to personally thank you from the bottom of my heart (especially my Nicaragua and Brazil audience). 

Without your continued and valued support, I would not have been able to interview guests like Jeff Goldblum, Pete Davidson, Paris Hilton, Wanda Sykes, Cardi B, Serena Williams, Logan Paul, Timothée Chalamet and more.

Although I am now venturing into more visual endeavors, this will not hinder my drive to talk with todays biggest names and brightest minds. In fact, money tends to go a long way when it comes to booking premiere celebrities.

That being said, all I want is to put a smile on the world's face, and I sincerely appreciate all who support me (especially financially) on this journey. If, however, you choose not to support me, just know that you're willfully killing my dreams (and probably yours too) and ensuring that my life (and yours) will never have any substantial meaning whatsoever.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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Tiers
Thank You Very Much!
$1 or more per month

Wow, thank you very much! For $1 dollar a month, you'll be rewarded...

  • Exclusive Content: Bonus videos, pictures, podcast episodes, writings, memes, and more.
  • Free Promotion: If you're a struggling artist, send me a tweet of your artwork (or whatever you're promoting) and I'll share it with all my followers.
  • Wholesome Twitter Group Chat: I'll invite you to join a wholesome twitter group chat with other fellow like-minded patrons.
Thank You Very Very Much!
$5 or more per month

Wow, thank you very very much! For $5 a month, you'll be rewarded...

  • Exclusive Content: Bonus videos, pictures, podcast episodes, writings, memes, and more.
  • Free Promotion: If you're a struggling artist, send me a tweet of your artwork (or whatever you're promoting) and I'll share it with all my followers.
  • Wholesome Twitter Group Chat: I'll invite you to join a wholesome twitter group chat with other fellow like-minded patrons.
  • Free Awesome Stuff Giveaway: Each month I'll be giving away free awesome stuff (custom t-shirts, mugs, copies of my book, and other random goodies) to one randomly selected patron.
Thank You Very Very Very Much!
$1,000 or more per month

Wow, thank you very very very much! For $1,000 a month, I will literally marry you.