Logan Sailboat

Logan Sailboat

is creating video essays that I hope aren't butt

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patrons

$0

per month
Hey!

     I'm BBendyStraw. I've been making YouTube videos for about five years now, however I deleted about 99% of my old videos because they were cancer (trust me, you wouldn't even find them funny ironically.)
     My comfort zone is Video Essays, however I do like to branch out and do other things.
I'm just here to make you laugh, make you cry, and give you a random and concerning boner.


Why Patreon?

I created this Patreon for the sake of getting some cash on the side. I've been creating videos for a good few years and I feel it wouldn't be too presumptuous of me to get this thing started. I don't expect to make a living off of Patreon, but some cash to fuel my incense addiction can't hurt.

Why Should I Give You My Hard Earned V-Bucks?

You shouldn't


Well, if you pledge to me, you will get some neato perks such as, uh... well I haven't come up with them yet, you'll be able to see them over there -->
     I don't expect anyone to donate anything. If you wanna help out and be a radical botanical bodacious biped, then I love you <3 But don't feel pressured to donate.

Alright, that's all I've got to say. I have no idea how to end  this, so I'll just do it. Smooch


Tiers
Melvin
$1 or more per month
With this dollar I'll be able to... love you one dollar more. <3
Includes Discord rewards
Rick
$5 or more per month
Get a shoutout in some form on my channel, and get a personalized voice message from me (100 characters maximum)
Derrek
$10 or more per month
Have your name put at the end of every one of my non-shitpost videos, includes all previous rewards.
Jax
$25 or more per month
Get a handwritten certificate of rad dudiness and a super secret gift. Dad's friend gives you bless.

Includes all previous rewards and the audio message can now be a video message.

Kyle with a big peener
$50 or more per month
Dude what the gosh

I'll do a cover of any song you choose to the best of my ability, and I mean any song, and a super pooper scooper deluxe version of the certificate of rad dudiness.

Includes all previous rewards and the audio message can now be a video message.

Dad's Friend
$100 or more per month
I don't even know man, I'll get in touch with you and we'll figure something out. I'll probably give you my dog or some shit idk


Of course includes all previous rewards

$5,000 or more per month

I'll shave my head

Goals
$0 of $100 per month
If we hit this I would slave away at my computer, nonstop, pumping out videos weekly. Oh boy, I'm gonna regret making that promise aren't I
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Hey!

     I'm BBendyStraw. I've been making YouTube videos for about five years now, however I deleted about 99% of my old videos because they were cancer (trust me, you wouldn't even find them funny ironically.)
     My comfort zone is Video Essays, however I do like to branch out and do other things.
I'm just here to make you laugh, make you cry, and give you a random and concerning boner.


Why Patreon?

I created this Patreon for the sake of getting some cash on the side. I've been creating videos for a good few years and I feel it wouldn't be too presumptuous of me to get this thing started. I don't expect to make a living off of Patreon, but some cash to fuel my incense addiction can't hurt.

Why Should I Give You My Hard Earned V-Bucks?

You shouldn't


Well, if you pledge to me, you will get some neato perks such as, uh... well I haven't come up with them yet, you'll be able to see them over there -->
     I don't expect anyone to donate anything. If you wanna help out and be a radical botanical bodacious biped, then I love you <3 But don't feel pressured to donate.

Alright, that's all I've got to say. I have no idea how to end  this, so I'll just do it. Smooch


Recent posts by Logan Sailboat

Tiers
Melvin
$1 or more per month
With this dollar I'll be able to... love you one dollar more. <3
Includes Discord rewards
Rick
$5 or more per month
Get a shoutout in some form on my channel, and get a personalized voice message from me (100 characters maximum)
Derrek
$10 or more per month
Have your name put at the end of every one of my non-shitpost videos, includes all previous rewards.
Jax
$25 or more per month
Get a handwritten certificate of rad dudiness and a super secret gift. Dad's friend gives you bless.

Includes all previous rewards and the audio message can now be a video message.

Kyle with a big peener
$50 or more per month
Dude what the gosh

I'll do a cover of any song you choose to the best of my ability, and I mean any song, and a super pooper scooper deluxe version of the certificate of rad dudiness.

Includes all previous rewards and the audio message can now be a video message.

Dad's Friend
$100 or more per month
I don't even know man, I'll get in touch with you and we'll figure something out. I'll probably give you my dog or some shit idk


Of course includes all previous rewards

$5,000 or more per month

I'll shave my head