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About Carrie

I believe that, in our heart of hearts, we all love trash. We all love emotionally decadent, absurd, overwrought fantasies. We call these guilty pleasures, we enjoy them "ironically," but we rarely just allow ourselves to satisfy them without distance, let alone to really dig in, or critically assess our pretty, pretty trash. 

I'm here to indulge. I've been an avid lover of romance, ridiculousness, and the fantastic for my whole time on this earth and I want to share that love with you by producing the funniest, most thoughtful, and most informative explanations of this Baroque nonsense I can physically manage. 

And, hey. Now you never have to read those books with the lurid covers you're so curious about. Let's dine in one of culture's nicer dumpsters together.
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