Lyk is creating Readable texts and other stuff
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patrons

$175
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Nobody here will know me, at least I hope so because, if that's the case, then I've been doing my job right.
Since 2010 I've done a lot of work for a certain evil genius called Akabur, I've been his editor, game-tester, legal advisor, PR-manager, advertising expert, lawyer and (I hope) a good buddy, but my most important job for him has always been checking and re-checking his texts, fixing grammar, adding missing words (especially articles, as their rules remain a mystery to most russians forever), rewriting weirdly worded or unfitting passages, connecting sentences, fixing typos, replacing unfitting terms, deciphering garbled, semi-english lines and so on.
I didn't have the intention to make an account here, but after a couple of weeks filled with mails from the Maestro in which he urged me to make one already I gave in. The funny thing about that is that originally it was me who annoyed him for weeks about making an account here, back when he was still a starving artist.

Aside from the work for the Maestro, I also help his Friend Smersh out with BHB, I do pretty much the same that I do for Akabur for him, except that the BHB texts usually take a lot more time, work and re-writing as they have to be translated from russian to English first before I can make readable english out of them.

I have also started working with LoganID, whom most of you will probably know from his game The Dark Lord's Trip (and those of you who don't should check it out ASAP).

Patreon says that I should be telling you people here why you should support me, well, that's a very good question because I can offer you nothing that I do not already give you.
I can't really show you anything of my work because I wouldn't want to release spoilers of the Maestro's creations after he worked so hard on them.
The problem with being Batman is that even though you spend hours on your job, people will or at least should never know, because an editor is only ever noticed when he fucks up.

So none of the money you give me here can be compensated by me, all I do is sacrifice a couple of hours every week (and sometimes more than a couple when something like BHB knocks on my door) to polish the rough diamonds the Maestro gives me, I work through the night if I have to (finishing the remastered version of BHB took me until 5 in the morning) and do what I can to help a good buddy out.

I'm just a poor student who studies english and latin to become a teacher someday, so the money I receive here will probably go towards school books, food, my gym membership and rent, since that's pretty much all I spend money on nowadays. So basically, it'll help me survive and stay fit.

Current goal: Paying the rent with patreon money.

Useful Links:
Akabur
's works can all be found on:
http://www.test.akabur.com/ (on the right)
In the "galleries" section you can also find his drawings, a simpler alternative for that is probably his hentaifoundry account:
hentai-foundry.com/user/RUBAKA/profile

If you want to see the newest version of BHB check out Smersh:
https://www.patreon.com/Smersh

For The Dark Lords's Trip Logan is your man:
https://www.patreon.com/logan


Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
46 patrons
If you're willing to give me any money at all you're already a cool dude (or dudette) in my books, I wish I could give you more back than I already do.
Pledge $5 or more per month
9 patrons
Some people ARE actually willing to give me 5 per month, it was a welcome surprised.

You're appreciated boys and girls.

Pledge $10 or more per month
3 patrons
10 dollars would mean that thanks to you I can literally eat for half a week, I like to cook (it's cheaper than buying pre-made food) so I'll be thinking of you as I stand in the kitchen and burn myself.
Goals
$175 of $42,949,673 per month
LENTIL SOUP!
IT'S SO FUCKING TASTY AND YOU CAN MAKE A HUGE BATCH AND EAT IT FOR DAYS!
PRAISE THE LORD!
Won't look anything like the picture though because I like to purée that shit to get a disgusting looking brown-green mass of tastiness.
(You'll probably have to freeze some of it if you don't want to feed your entire family, but don't worry, it tastes great when you warm it up as well, it might actually taste even better.)

I actually reached this goal once a long time ago, here's the link:
https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/...
I guess I'll set the goal to like a million though so it stays in sight forever and spreads the word of the glorious lentil soup.

(I also can't think of any other goal so feel free to suggest something.)
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Nobody here will know me, at least I hope so because, if that's the case, then I've been doing my job right.
Since 2010 I've done a lot of work for a certain evil genius called Akabur, I've been his editor, game-tester, legal advisor, PR-manager, advertising expert, lawyer and (I hope) a good buddy, but my most important job for him has always been checking and re-checking his texts, fixing grammar, adding missing words (especially articles, as their rules remain a mystery to most russians forever), rewriting weirdly worded or unfitting passages, connecting sentences, fixing typos, replacing unfitting terms, deciphering garbled, semi-english lines and so on.
I didn't have the intention to make an account here, but after a couple of weeks filled with mails from the Maestro in which he urged me to make one already I gave in. The funny thing about that is that originally it was me who annoyed him for weeks about making an account here, back when he was still a starving artist.

Aside from the work for the Maestro, I also help his Friend Smersh out with BHB, I do pretty much the same that I do for Akabur for him, except that the BHB texts usually take a lot more time, work and re-writing as they have to be translated from russian to English first before I can make readable english out of them.

I have also started working with LoganID, whom most of you will probably know from his game The Dark Lord's Trip (and those of you who don't should check it out ASAP).

Patreon says that I should be telling you people here why you should support me, well, that's a very good question because I can offer you nothing that I do not already give you.
I can't really show you anything of my work because I wouldn't want to release spoilers of the Maestro's creations after he worked so hard on them.
The problem with being Batman is that even though you spend hours on your job, people will or at least should never know, because an editor is only ever noticed when he fucks up.

So none of the money you give me here can be compensated by me, all I do is sacrifice a couple of hours every week (and sometimes more than a couple when something like BHB knocks on my door) to polish the rough diamonds the Maestro gives me, I work through the night if I have to (finishing the remastered version of BHB took me until 5 in the morning) and do what I can to help a good buddy out.

I'm just a poor student who studies english and latin to become a teacher someday, so the money I receive here will probably go towards school books, food, my gym membership and rent, since that's pretty much all I spend money on nowadays. So basically, it'll help me survive and stay fit.

Current goal: Paying the rent with patreon money.

Useful Links:
Akabur
's works can all be found on:
http://www.test.akabur.com/ (on the right)
In the "galleries" section you can also find his drawings, a simpler alternative for that is probably his hentaifoundry account:
hentai-foundry.com/user/RUBAKA/profile

If you want to see the newest version of BHB check out Smersh:
https://www.patreon.com/Smersh

For The Dark Lords's Trip Logan is your man:
https://www.patreon.com/logan


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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
46 patrons
If you're willing to give me any money at all you're already a cool dude (or dudette) in my books, I wish I could give you more back than I already do.
Pledge $5 or more per month
9 patrons
Some people ARE actually willing to give me 5 per month, it was a welcome surprised.

You're appreciated boys and girls.

Pledge $10 or more per month
3 patrons
10 dollars would mean that thanks to you I can literally eat for half a week, I like to cook (it's cheaper than buying pre-made food) so I'll be thinking of you as I stand in the kitchen and burn myself.