Matthew J. Distefano

Matthew J. Distefano

is creating Books, Podcasts, Articles, and a Bunch of Other Cool Shit

47

patrons

$405

per month
For roughly 25 years, I lived within the throngs of religious Christianity. I'm sure you know the variety I'm talking about: "Don't do this or God's gonna get you;" "Pray the magic prayer or you'll end up in hell when you die;" "Sit down, shut up, and don't ask the pastor any tough questions." And like so many before and after me, I eventually had to walk away as I felt my faith becoming more and more untenable over the years.

But that's when I found Jesus. Go figure!

You see, to my heart and mind, Jesus cannot be wrapped up in any one religion. He's just too big and too glorious to be confined to any theological boxes. If you've met him, I'm guessing you'd conclude the same. So many people I've come across have experienced this. And perhaps that is one reason you've stumbled upon my page. Perhaps you've met others like me who are on the same post-Evangelical journey so many are on.

If not, then that's cool, too. Nevertheless, I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you've taken a moment to check out my Patreon page, and I hope that I can be of some help to you as you sojourn through the desert of life.

So, you're probably wondering: How can we partner up? Well, it's really easy. And depending on what you are looking for (as well as how much you have to spend on this type of shit), I've set up multiple tiers for you to check out. Which means, the more you contribute, the more cool stuff you're gonna get, from memes to videos, even eBooks and personal discussion sessions.

Pretty cool, right?

So, before you leave, make sure to check out the various tiers to see if any fit with what you are looking for. And remember, walk in peace, live life to the fullest, and be a light to a hurting world.

Shalom, friends.

Matthew J. Distefano



Tiers
Good Shit
$1 or more per month

For $1 a month, you're doing some good shit and will be getting some good shit.

~ Memes inspired by my book "Devoted as Fuck."

~ A free eBook entitled "My Year with the Flock."

Really Good Shit
$5 or more per month

For $5 a month, you're doing some really good shit and will be getting some really good shit.


~ Memes inspired by my book "Devoted as Fuck."

~ A free eBook entitled "My Year with the Flock."

~ Regular videos where I share my thoughts on various shit that is going on in the world or in my head.

Damn! That's Some Good Shit
$20 or more per month

For $20 a month, damn, you're doing some really good shit and will be getting some damn good shit.


~ Memes inspired by my book "Devoted as Fuck."

~ A free eBook entitled "My Year with the Flock."

~ Regular videos where I share my thoughts on various shit that is going on in the world or in my head.

~ A PDF of my book "Heretic!"

Holy Shit, Batman!
$50 or more per month

For $50 a month, holy shit, you're fucking amazing and will be getting a whole shit-load of shit.

~ Memes inspired by my book "Devoted as Fuck."

~ A free eBook entitled "My Year with the Flock."

~ Regular videos where I share my thoughts on various shit that is going on in the world or in my head.

~ A PDF of my book "Heretic!"
~ A PDF of my book "From the Blood of Abel."
~ A monthly private session to talk about whatever the hell you want.

Goals
$405 of $500 per month
If I accomplish this goal, I will able to cut my hours at work and write more often, which means I'll be able to pump out content like crazy.
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For roughly 25 years, I lived within the throngs of religious Christianity. I'm sure you know the variety I'm talking about: "Don't do this or God's gonna get you;" "Pray the magic prayer or you'll end up in hell when you die;" "Sit down, shut up, and don't ask the pastor any tough questions." And like so many before and after me, I eventually had to walk away as I felt my faith becoming more and more untenable over the years.

But that's when I found Jesus. Go figure!

You see, to my heart and mind, Jesus cannot be wrapped up in any one religion. He's just too big and too glorious to be confined to any theological boxes. If you've met him, I'm guessing you'd conclude the same. So many people I've come across have experienced this. And perhaps that is one reason you've stumbled upon my page. Perhaps you've met others like me who are on the same post-Evangelical journey so many are on.

If not, then that's cool, too. Nevertheless, I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you've taken a moment to check out my Patreon page, and I hope that I can be of some help to you as you sojourn through the desert of life.

So, you're probably wondering: How can we partner up? Well, it's really easy. And depending on what you are looking for (as well as how much you have to spend on this type of shit), I've set up multiple tiers for you to check out. Which means, the more you contribute, the more cool stuff you're gonna get, from memes to videos, even eBooks and personal discussion sessions.

Pretty cool, right?

So, before you leave, make sure to check out the various tiers to see if any fit with what you are looking for. And remember, walk in peace, live life to the fullest, and be a light to a hurting world.

Shalom, friends.

Matthew J. Distefano



Recent posts by Matthew J. Distefano

Tiers
Good Shit
$1 or more per month

For $1 a month, you're doing some good shit and will be getting some good shit.

~ Memes inspired by my book "Devoted as Fuck."

~ A free eBook entitled "My Year with the Flock."

Really Good Shit
$5 or more per month

For $5 a month, you're doing some really good shit and will be getting some really good shit.


~ Memes inspired by my book "Devoted as Fuck."

~ A free eBook entitled "My Year with the Flock."

~ Regular videos where I share my thoughts on various shit that is going on in the world or in my head.

Damn! That's Some Good Shit
$20 or more per month

For $20 a month, damn, you're doing some really good shit and will be getting some damn good shit.


~ Memes inspired by my book "Devoted as Fuck."

~ A free eBook entitled "My Year with the Flock."

~ Regular videos where I share my thoughts on various shit that is going on in the world or in my head.

~ A PDF of my book "Heretic!"

Holy Shit, Batman!
$50 or more per month

For $50 a month, holy shit, you're fucking amazing and will be getting a whole shit-load of shit.

~ Memes inspired by my book "Devoted as Fuck."

~ A free eBook entitled "My Year with the Flock."

~ Regular videos where I share my thoughts on various shit that is going on in the world or in my head.

~ A PDF of my book "Heretic!"
~ A PDF of my book "From the Blood of Abel."
~ A monthly private session to talk about whatever the hell you want.