Malia AuParis is creating Snarky Videos
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Malia loves to teach you idiots how to do things like travel cheaply and remove temporary tattoos and wash your hair with baking soda, but sometimes Malia loses motivation.
Ya know what motivates Malia the best? Money or a sense of obligation to the people she cares about. Since she doesn't care about you, Money is the best motivator to get her to continue to produce educational-ish videos.
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Malia loves the ever loving shit out of you. She really fucking god damn does.
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Malia is blown the fuck away by your generosity. She'll tell you that personally on snapchat.
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You have guaranteed that Malia can get out of bed at least one day a month! She gonna say hey to you on snapchat and twitter and at the end of a 2nd channel video!
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You've enabled Malia to leave her apartment! Most likely she'll be spending that money on booze. She wants you to be able to enjoy booze in the same fashion she does with a set of 2 Topo Chico tumblers Malia makes sometimes and a personalized twitter thank you!
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You've bought Malia a cute new dress! And she want's to show it off to you on skype. For a $50 donation you'll get a thirty minute skype session with Malia to chat about her cute new dress... or you and your shit. Want to ask Malia specific questions? Want to tell Malia an interesting story about your cat? Want to have a 30 minute staring contest? ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH THIS REWARD.
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Providing $5 to Malia gets her out of bed with her daily does of coffee. Without caffeine she stays in bed all day napping and listening to podcasts. Giving $5 to Malia ensures that at the very least she will get out of bed.
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Malia loves to teach you idiots how to do things like travel cheaply and remove temporary tattoos and wash your hair with baking soda, but sometimes Malia loses motivation.
Ya know what motivates Malia the best? Money or a sense of obligation to the people she cares about. Since she doesn't care about you, Money is the best motivator to get her to continue to produce educational-ish videos.

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Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
Malia loves the ever loving shit out of you. She really fucking god damn does.
Pledge $2 or more per month
0 patrons
Malia is blown the fuck away by your generosity. She'll tell you that personally on snapchat.
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
You have guaranteed that Malia can get out of bed at least one day a month! She gonna say hey to you on snapchat and twitter and at the end of a 2nd channel video!
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
You've enabled Malia to leave her apartment! Most likely she'll be spending that money on booze. She wants you to be able to enjoy booze in the same fashion she does with a set of 2 Topo Chico tumblers Malia makes sometimes and a personalized twitter thank you!
Pledge $50 or more per month
0 of 20 patrons
You've bought Malia a cute new dress! And she want's to show it off to you on skype. For a $50 donation you'll get a thirty minute skype session with Malia to chat about her cute new dress... or you and your shit. Want to ask Malia specific questions? Want to tell Malia an interesting story about your cat? Want to have a 30 minute staring contest? ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH THIS REWARD.