Ben Orlin is creating math, bad drawings
16

patrons

$61
per month
I love math. I'm bad at drawing.

Five years into this essay blog/webcomic/live-updating library of torus jokes, I'm still learning new things from you folks each week, and still grateful you find it worthwhile to peer at my ill-begotten stick figures.
Tiers
Legendre's Constants
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
Reward: see each week's cartoons BEFORE THEY APPEAR ELSEWHERE.


At the $1 level, you are the identity of the group. You are the base case upon which all induction rests. My soul embraces yours.

Cartographers
$4 or more per month 6 patrons
Reward: the above, plus SEE PATREON-ONLY JOKES AND CARTOONS CREATED FOR THOSE AT THE HIGHER LEVELS.


At the $4 level, you are human magnificence. You are 2+2, 2x2, and 2^2. You can color my map any day.

Octopodes
$8 or more per month 2 patrons
Reward: the above, plus the chance each month to REQUEST A JOKE/HAIKU/RIDDLE.


At the $8 level, you are an octahedral marvel. Also, you can demand a written/verbal joke or comment each month!

Hex Heroes
$16 or more per month 1 patron
Reward: the above, plus the chance each month to REQUEST A CARTOON ON ANY TOPIC, and - wait for it - you'll receive AN EXCLUSIVE SIGNED PRINT EACH YEAR.

At the $16 level, life is glorious. First, you tell me what cartoons to draw! (I need your ideas!) Then, once a year, I'll send you a signed print of a popular cartoon!
Hepteracts
$128 or more per month 0 patrons
Reward: the above, except you'll receive that exclusive SIGNED PRINT of a popular recent cartoon EVERY MONTH.


At the $128 level, you are the highest form of sentience. I cry tears of joy to occupy the same space-time continuum as you.

Goals
$61 of $500 per month
If we hit $500 per month, I'll draw an extra cartoon each week, going from 4 to 5!

(To be clear, that's "5," not "5!" = 120.)
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I love math. I'm bad at drawing.

Five years into this essay blog/webcomic/live-updating library of torus jokes, I'm still learning new things from you folks each week, and still grateful you find it worthwhile to peer at my ill-begotten stick figures.

Recent posts by Ben Orlin

Tiers
Legendre's Constants
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
Reward: see each week's cartoons BEFORE THEY APPEAR ELSEWHERE.


At the $1 level, you are the identity of the group. You are the base case upon which all induction rests. My soul embraces yours.

Cartographers
$4 or more per month 6 patrons
Reward: the above, plus SEE PATREON-ONLY JOKES AND CARTOONS CREATED FOR THOSE AT THE HIGHER LEVELS.


At the $4 level, you are human magnificence. You are 2+2, 2x2, and 2^2. You can color my map any day.

Octopodes
$8 or more per month 2 patrons
Reward: the above, plus the chance each month to REQUEST A JOKE/HAIKU/RIDDLE.


At the $8 level, you are an octahedral marvel. Also, you can demand a written/verbal joke or comment each month!

Hex Heroes
$16 or more per month 1 patron
Reward: the above, plus the chance each month to REQUEST A CARTOON ON ANY TOPIC, and - wait for it - you'll receive AN EXCLUSIVE SIGNED PRINT EACH YEAR.

At the $16 level, life is glorious. First, you tell me what cartoons to draw! (I need your ideas!) Then, once a year, I'll send you a signed print of a popular cartoon!
Hepteracts
$128 or more per month 0 patrons
Reward: the above, except you'll receive that exclusive SIGNED PRINT of a popular recent cartoon EVERY MONTH.


At the $128 level, you are the highest form of sentience. I cry tears of joy to occupy the same space-time continuum as you.