Writing late into the night, John McMullen  is creating erotic and believable vampire and witch novels and musicals
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Enjoy the video above.  It's not just some bloke yapping at you.

Then listen to the samples below.

They will introduce you to...

Count Vlad Tepes IV, a four-hundred-year-old nobleman who wants to break his addictions to drugs and sex--and the blood of virgin--so he might regain his humanity.
Ms. Delilah Kirke, a corporate, highly-paid, wunderkind in NYC who is a long way from the “clothing-optional” commune in Humboldt County California where she was raised. She’s a modern woman who in any other century would be called by another name. The Book taught her how to steal men’s penises and turn them into pigs (a very loose retelling  of that first thriller “The Odyssey”)



Samples (scroll down to next section, then come back):
  • 0:55 clip “Descend on You” sung by a Tony Winner 
  • 2,000 words from "The Penis Thief" (about what you'll receive each week).
  • Audio Book Chapter 1 of "The Violent History and Repentance of Vlad Tepes"


Like the samples?
More for free at
"Blood Tango the Musical"


How much?

$8.00 per month for 8,000 words per month
2,000+ words Every Friday
OR
10 minute+ Audio books as they get recorded
Out-take chapters,
Erotica that's not in the book.
  • Upon 13 months, you get a CD or mp3 download of the studio recording.
    • Upon 23 months, your name will be on the "Thank You" page of the book!


Here's a review that I didn't pay for:
Editor David Lerner of Austin Macauley Publishers, London, wrote that
"The Penis Thief was found to be winding, visceral, extraordinary.
The author knows whereof they write, and they have written a raw, erotic, commercial fiction novel. It succeeds on every front without arrogance and with verve. The intensity of its erotica is easily won, and puts the reader in the driving seat, but outside that there is a romping adventure from beginning to end. Characters, situations, and locations all show the practiced hand of an experienced wordsmith. Terrific.”

Tiers
PATRON 4 BOTH
$8 or more per month

Get the novel and the CD after 4 months, or $30 the first month

PATRON 2 THIEF
$8 or more per month


You get all the posts of at least 8.000 words per month, plus out-take chapters the book, audio recordings, and more erotica that I'm thinking about inserting,


If you want to read the book immediately rather than in installments:

after two months of $8.00 or 

one month of $16.00, 

we'll email you a pdf of the book (pre-publication, first look!)

PATRON 2 BLOOD
$8 or more per month

 

You get all the posts of at least 8.000 words per month, plus out-take chapters the book, audio recordings, and more erotica that I'm thinking about inserting,


After two months of $8.00

 or 

one month of $16.00, 

we'll send you a CD of the studio recording of "Blood Tanog the Musical" (with the lead sung by a Tony-winner

... but after 13 months*, you get a CD or mp3 download of Blood Tango studio recording of great voices with the lead role sung by a Tony Winner who is an international opera baritione--and a Romanian! How great is that to have the lead come with the proper accent for Vlad Tepes? He sings for 55 secs on the video.


The recordings will soon to be disappearing from the website.


Keep up the $8/month patronage!   You get all the posts of at least 8.000 words per month, plus out-take chapters the book, audio recordings, and more erotica that I'm thinking about inserting.  



 


Goals
$0 of $648 per month
Looking for 81 patrons for 23 months @ $8.00/month.

ESTIMATED OVERHEAD = $14,904

81 patrons x $8/mo x 23 mos = $14,904
or
$648/mo x 23 mos = $14,904

I have enough written for 23 months @ 8,000 words/month.
(plus perks of audio books, short stories, more).

23 months gets your name in the book on the Thank You page

After 13 months, you get a CD or a download of Blood Tango studio recording (songs soon to disappear from the website).

LINE ITEMS:
Self publishing 3 novels @ $1,250 = $3,750
Voice over actors @ 150 x 15 actors = $2,250
Balance to orchestrator/editor = $3,300
Google Ads = $3,750
CDs & Shipping to theatres/agents = $   500
Patreon's well-deserved cut = $1,354
TOTAL = $14,904

NOW...go to www.BloodTangotheMusical.com  
to read The Penis Thief (50 pages),
Blood Tango the Musical (script and all songs - Tony winner sings the lead),
and 6 chapters of "The Violent History and Repentance of Vlad Tepes"
... to see whether it is worthwhile to patronize. 


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Enjoy the video above.  It's not just some bloke yapping at you.

Then listen to the samples below.

They will introduce you to...

Count Vlad Tepes IV, a four-hundred-year-old nobleman who wants to break his addictions to drugs and sex--and the blood of virgin--so he might regain his humanity.
Ms. Delilah Kirke, a corporate, highly-paid, wunderkind in NYC who is a long way from the “clothing-optional” commune in Humboldt County California where she was raised. She’s a modern woman who in any other century would be called by another name. The Book taught her how to steal men’s penises and turn them into pigs (a very loose retelling  of that first thriller “The Odyssey”)



Samples (scroll down to next section, then come back):
  • 0:55 clip “Descend on You” sung by a Tony Winner 
  • 2,000 words from "The Penis Thief" (about what you'll receive each week).
  • Audio Book Chapter 1 of "The Violent History and Repentance of Vlad Tepes"


Like the samples?
More for free at
"Blood Tango the Musical"


How much?

$8.00 per month for 8,000 words per month
2,000+ words Every Friday
OR
10 minute+ Audio books as they get recorded
Out-take chapters,
Erotica that's not in the book.
  • Upon 13 months, you get a CD or mp3 download of the studio recording.
    • Upon 23 months, your name will be on the "Thank You" page of the book!


Here's a review that I didn't pay for:
Editor David Lerner of Austin Macauley Publishers, London, wrote that
"The Penis Thief was found to be winding, visceral, extraordinary.
The author knows whereof they write, and they have written a raw, erotic, commercial fiction novel. It succeeds on every front without arrogance and with verve. The intensity of its erotica is easily won, and puts the reader in the driving seat, but outside that there is a romping adventure from beginning to end. Characters, situations, and locations all show the practiced hand of an experienced wordsmith. Terrific.”

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Tiers
PATRON 4 BOTH
$8 or more per month

Get the novel and the CD after 4 months, or $30 the first month

PATRON 2 THIEF
$8 or more per month


You get all the posts of at least 8.000 words per month, plus out-take chapters the book, audio recordings, and more erotica that I'm thinking about inserting,


If you want to read the book immediately rather than in installments:

after two months of $8.00 or 

one month of $16.00, 

we'll email you a pdf of the book (pre-publication, first look!)

PATRON 2 BLOOD
$8 or more per month

 

You get all the posts of at least 8.000 words per month, plus out-take chapters the book, audio recordings, and more erotica that I'm thinking about inserting,


After two months of $8.00

 or 

one month of $16.00, 

we'll send you a CD of the studio recording of "Blood Tanog the Musical" (with the lead sung by a Tony-winner

... but after 13 months*, you get a CD or mp3 download of Blood Tango studio recording of great voices with the lead role sung by a Tony Winner who is an international opera baritione--and a Romanian! How great is that to have the lead come with the proper accent for Vlad Tepes? He sings for 55 secs on the video.


The recordings will soon to be disappearing from the website.


Keep up the $8/month patronage!   You get all the posts of at least 8.000 words per month, plus out-take chapters the book, audio recordings, and more erotica that I'm thinking about inserting.