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It's $5 to come up in here every month and deal with my ass.
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/ monthIt's $5 to come up in here every month for the first 50 patrons. For five US dollars, you're in. You get to flip through my life like it's a magazine. Words, pictures, videos. It's like I'm sitting in a windowsill talking my shit and you throw a few coins in my hat as you walk past, not mad. She do be making sense, you think to yourself.
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It's $6 to come up in here every month and deal with my ass.


$6
/ monthDang. The Early Bird Special ran out on that ass. But have no fear. It's $6 for the rest of y'all to come up in here and deal with my ass every month. To my fifty-first patron and beyond (if y'all exist), thank you.
It's $5 to come up in here every month and deal with my ass.
Limited (10 remaining)


$5
/ monthIt's $5 to come up in here every month for the first 50 patrons. For five US dollars, you're in. You get to flip through my life like it's a magazine. Words, pictures, videos. It's like I'm sitting in a windowsill talking my shit and you throw a few coins in my hat as you walk past, not mad. She do be making sense, you think to yourself.
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It's $6 to come up in here every month and deal with my ass.


$6
/ monthDang. The Early Bird Special ran out on that ass. But have no fear. It's $6 for the rest of y'all to come up in here and deal with my ass every month. To my fifty-first patron and beyond (if y'all exist), thank you.
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I just want to make you laugh, impart some wisdom and maybe buy myself some new teeth.
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Audio releases184
Images110
Writings18
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