is creating surreal stories of science and metaphor

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About Metaphoriuminomicon

I write stories where You are the main character.  (That is, I write them in the second person).  You will ride your elephant into a surreal world of metaphor and Goddesses and Gods where science is alluded to but mystery abounds.  Will you get picked up in a limo and join a World Goddess enroute to being born onto a newly formed Earth or will you attend her funeral in the far future among alien World Goddesses?  Will you get a lesson in wisdom from the Goddess Sophia as she spelunks through Ethical Caverns or will Jesus steal the wheel off your Tesla?  Each month will be more surreal than the last.

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