Michael Guarnieri

Michael Guarnieri

is creating Film/TV/music reviews, pop culture essays, fiction, and videos!

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The year is 2019.

The newspapers and magazines have all been destroyed in the Great Publicity Wars of the early aughts. 

Roaming writers and self-described creatives roam the wild landscape, battling each other regularly in the hellish wastes of Letterboxd and BlogSpot. 

But today, you have been given the power. 

Out of the wastelands, you may choose a warrior to be elevated to the ranks of Valhalla. In your hands lies the source of greatness, the precious, precious nectar of cashflow. Writers will kill to get it. Instead, you can cut them a little slack and donate to their Patreon.  

Choose me, I might be the chosen one, ya never know.
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  • You may assign me any subject to write about of your choosing. It can be anything! Want me to review MONSTER TRUCKS? I'll do it. Want me to review DEATH IN VENICE? I'll do it. MONSTER TRUCKS and DEATH IN VENICE crossover fanfic? I'll do it.
The year is 2019.

The newspapers and magazines have all been destroyed in the Great Publicity Wars of the early aughts. 

Roaming writers and self-described creatives roam the wild landscape, battling each other regularly in the hellish wastes of Letterboxd and BlogSpot. 

But today, you have been given the power. 

Out of the wastelands, you may choose a warrior to be elevated to the ranks of Valhalla. In your hands lies the source of greatness, the precious, precious nectar of cashflow. Writers will kill to get it. Instead, you can cut them a little slack and donate to their Patreon.  

Choose me, I might be the chosen one, ya never know.

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Master of My Fate
$15 or more per month
  • You may assign me any subject to write about of your choosing. It can be anything! Want me to review MONSTER TRUCKS? I'll do it. Want me to review DEATH IN VENICE? I'll do it. MONSTER TRUCKS and DEATH IN VENICE crossover fanfic? I'll do it.