Michael McKinley is creating Comedy
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You like me, you really like me! J/K ... I'm a smart ass and funny guy with way too much life experience for my age. I was in the Navy at 17 ... there's a whole mess of stuff in there. Want a story? Pledge and ask. I left domestic violence and am rebuilding after being homeless from it - hey, life. I'm not the type to boast, but ... here's my LinkedIn if you like:

This LinkedIn ... I took too far

Um, I'm gay ... hope that helps. I'm also single. I'm fighting for my dog back (I only had her 7 weeks and she attacked another dog - she's actually sweet. Maintenance locked me out on a dog walk, I went into the front yard of the apt to get her water, putting her leash around a tree and she trotted to the fence when another little dog walked by - the apartment WROUGHT IRON FENCE was so rusted it fell apart and now she's taken from me in a shelter covered in shit and water, left outside, and up for execution. She was just off the street after being used for breeding her whole life and was about to start training. I love her and I want her back, but the city it holding her and might execute her. It's tearing me up.)

She was adopted underweight from the street and is a big Teddy Bear - ogot her to help with my depression. 

I have a whole story - to be written in several short books ... I have a few titles picked out: "Lost in a Wal-Mart in Utah," "Price Check at the 99¢ Store," and "Alone in My World: an Autobiography."

All my LinkedIn is true and I'm looking to jump-start my life. I have a lot to give. Mostly sass, but some wisdom, too.

Patron me and I'll write you a poem, or story, or play, or I do Bar Mitzvahs ... weddings, etc.
I can do anything if I overcome. 

Just talk to me and it's gravy: [email protected]
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You like me, you really like me! J/K ... I'm a smart ass and funny guy with way too much life experience for my age. I was in the Navy at 17 ... there's a whole mess of stuff in there. Want a story? Pledge and ask. I left domestic violence and am rebuilding after being homeless from it - hey, life. I'm not the type to boast, but ... here's my LinkedIn if you like:

This LinkedIn ... I took too far

Um, I'm gay ... hope that helps. I'm also single. I'm fighting for my dog back (I only had her 7 weeks and she attacked another dog - she's actually sweet. Maintenance locked me out on a dog walk, I went into the front yard of the apt to get her water, putting her leash around a tree and she trotted to the fence when another little dog walked by - the apartment WROUGHT IRON FENCE was so rusted it fell apart and now she's taken from me in a shelter covered in shit and water, left outside, and up for execution. She was just off the street after being used for breeding her whole life and was about to start training. I love her and I want her back, but the city it holding her and might execute her. It's tearing me up.)

She was adopted underweight from the street and is a big Teddy Bear - ogot her to help with my depression. 

I have a whole story - to be written in several short books ... I have a few titles picked out: "Lost in a Wal-Mart in Utah," "Price Check at the 99¢ Store," and "Alone in My World: an Autobiography."

All my LinkedIn is true and I'm looking to jump-start my life. I have a lot to give. Mostly sass, but some wisdom, too.

Patron me and I'll write you a poem, or story, or play, or I do Bar Mitzvahs ... weddings, etc.
I can do anything if I overcome. 

Just talk to me and it's gravy: [email protected]

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I love black coffee
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Seriously, coffee
THANK YOU
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
I'll Tweet For Ya
My Internet Cost
$64.99 or more per month 0 patrons
That's It
Daddy
$10,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Sugar Daddy, gimme a cavity