Minister Faust is creating Audiobooks
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patrons

$5
per hour-long installment
AUDIOBOOKS! Cuz sometimes people or work or chores are just SO BORING.

So pop in those earbuds and be TRANSPORTED ON A FREAKING LASER-RIDING UNICORN-DRAGON OF PURE IMAGINATION.

Here's the deal: I'm the award-winning author Minister Faust, and I have a background in drama, sketch comedy, improv, radio, and podcasting. I love doing readings of other people's work and my own, too. So now I'm making weekly, hour-long podcast readings from my novels, one installment at a time until all my books are done.

Just subscribe here on Patreon. A buck a week gets you the latest 1-hour installment of whatever I’m recording. Pay two bucks a week and you get a bonus audio commentary reel where I explain what the hell I was thinking when I wrote it and why. If you love my books or you’re a writer or just like looking into insanity, you can’t beat this for a hundred pennies.

Your subscription gets you access to the most recent three episodes, too, so no matter what week you join, you’re automatically getting three hours of bonus shows. And you can pick up all the earlier files on my website’s Ganxy store. But the real reason you’re subscribing is to help me keep putting out stuff you like.

When I'm done my novels, I'll start recording audiobooks of other public domain books, and yes, I WILL TAKE REQUESTS, and let the audience vote on what I should do next. My preference will be science fiction, fantasy, and Africentric work.

If you want to pledge more money per installment just to support my work, great! And you can suggest perks by emailing me with your ideas. But nothing kinky.

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
You get a one-hour installment from the latest audiobook. The file stays up for four weeks, which is plenty of time to download it. (It can't stay up permanently or someone could sign up on week 20 for $1 and grab 20 hours of content.) If you join week 5 (for instance) and want the episode from week 1, you can simply purchase and download the file from my Ganxy store link on ministerfaust.com.
Pledge $2 or more per hour-long installment
3 patrons
Get the above reward plus the COMMENTARY TRACK, which will be a half-hour to hour-long set of insane commentary on why and how I wrote that week's installment, plus advice about how to write and edit books, plus recipes, counter-terrorism, and public domain jingles.
Pledge $3 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
Nice! Thanks! Okay, how about after a year of support, you get all my ebooks for free? Plus the above rewards.
Pledge $5 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
Hey, thanks. That's pretty generous. Awesome, in fact. After a year of subscribing you get a t-shirt (your choice from whichever shirts are available) featuring original artwork of characters from my books. Plus you get all the rewards above.
Pledge $10 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
Man! Talk about awesome, which is what you are. After a year of support, you also get an autographed copy of any of my books, plus the above rewards.
Pledge $15 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
Holy smokes! You just don't quit, do you? You get everything above, plus after three months of subscribing I'll record myself performing anything under 15 minutes of whatever you like that doesn't offend me.
Goals
$5 of $500 per hour-long installment
Write and serialise COYOTE KINGS, BOOK TWO: URANIUM CITY. That says it all. I've been threatening to write the sequel for years. This would be a great incentive.
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AUDIOBOOKS! Cuz sometimes people or work or chores are just SO BORING.

So pop in those earbuds and be TRANSPORTED ON A FREAKING LASER-RIDING UNICORN-DRAGON OF PURE IMAGINATION.

Here's the deal: I'm the award-winning author Minister Faust, and I have a background in drama, sketch comedy, improv, radio, and podcasting. I love doing readings of other people's work and my own, too. So now I'm making weekly, hour-long podcast readings from my novels, one installment at a time until all my books are done.

Just subscribe here on Patreon. A buck a week gets you the latest 1-hour installment of whatever I’m recording. Pay two bucks a week and you get a bonus audio commentary reel where I explain what the hell I was thinking when I wrote it and why. If you love my books or you’re a writer or just like looking into insanity, you can’t beat this for a hundred pennies.

Your subscription gets you access to the most recent three episodes, too, so no matter what week you join, you’re automatically getting three hours of bonus shows. And you can pick up all the earlier files on my website’s Ganxy store. But the real reason you’re subscribing is to help me keep putting out stuff you like.

When I'm done my novels, I'll start recording audiobooks of other public domain books, and yes, I WILL TAKE REQUESTS, and let the audience vote on what I should do next. My preference will be science fiction, fantasy, and Africentric work.

If you want to pledge more money per installment just to support my work, great! And you can suggest perks by emailing me with your ideas. But nothing kinky.

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
You get a one-hour installment from the latest audiobook. The file stays up for four weeks, which is plenty of time to download it. (It can't stay up permanently or someone could sign up on week 20 for $1 and grab 20 hours of content.) If you join week 5 (for instance) and want the episode from week 1, you can simply purchase and download the file from my Ganxy store link on ministerfaust.com.
Pledge $2 or more per hour-long installment
3 patrons
Get the above reward plus the COMMENTARY TRACK, which will be a half-hour to hour-long set of insane commentary on why and how I wrote that week's installment, plus advice about how to write and edit books, plus recipes, counter-terrorism, and public domain jingles.
Pledge $3 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
Nice! Thanks! Okay, how about after a year of support, you get all my ebooks for free? Plus the above rewards.
Pledge $5 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
Hey, thanks. That's pretty generous. Awesome, in fact. After a year of subscribing you get a t-shirt (your choice from whichever shirts are available) featuring original artwork of characters from my books. Plus you get all the rewards above.
Pledge $10 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
Man! Talk about awesome, which is what you are. After a year of support, you also get an autographed copy of any of my books, plus the above rewards.
Pledge $15 or more per hour-long installment
0 patrons
Holy smokes! You just don't quit, do you? You get everything above, plus after three months of subscribing I'll record myself performing anything under 15 minutes of whatever you like that doesn't offend me.