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A Single Dollar
$1 or more per month 792 patrons
Patrons at this tier would usually be yelled at by a man about needing to defoo more from their wallets.  But ignore him, this is my patron and I'm thankful.
Happy Meal
$5 or more per month 311 patrons
Patrons at this level are forgoing "lovin' it" and instead choosing to donate.  But who wants to eat dead cows that a clown cooked anyway.  I wouldn't trust that, he probably has people buried in his basement. 
Wew Lad
$10 or more per month 96 patrons
You're starting to get into buyers remorse territory now.
Madman
$25 or more per month 37 patrons
 Your parents are going to be pissed.  That credit card they gave you was for "college related expenses".  I hope you get good grades to soften the blow of this.