RoAnna Sylver is creating Serial Stories About Punk-Rock Vampire Masquerades
25

patrons

$72
per update

Stake Sauce Arc 1: The Secret Ingredient Is Love, No Really Is On Sale Now! Death Masquerade's first story, Major Arcana, is also available on Kindle!


PATREON-EXCLUSIVE STAKE SAUCE SHORT STORIES - $2 And Up

  • "Things We Learned In The Fire," Stake Sauce Short Story #1!
    IN WHICH: Jude Meets A Punk Named Pixie For The First Time, But Not The Last. Also, The Roof Is On Fire. 
  • "Two In, Two Out," Stake Sauce Short Story #2!
    IN WHICH: Felix Asks Jasper A Very Important Question To Which We Already Know The Answer, As Has Anyone Who's Looked At Them For Five Seconds 
  • "Blood Donor," Stake Sauce Short Story #3! 
    IN WHICH: Pixie Almost Shuffles Off This Mortal Coil For The Second Time, And Jasper Chases The Ultimate High 
  • "The Celtic Cross," Stake Sauce Short Story #4! 
    IN WHICH: A Familiar Witch Makes A Pretty Good Deal, And Finds That Something Wicked Is In The Cards.
  • "Whispers," Stake Sauce Short Story #5!
    IN WHICH: We Meet One Old Friend, One New Friend, And One New Enemy. The Old Friend Has Purple Hair, And Is Always Trying Their Best.


PATREON-EXCLUSIVE DEATH MASQUERADE CHAPTERS AND STORIES - $2 And Up

INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS (NSFW!) - $3 And Up

  • "We Always Win," Stake Sauce Intimate Encounter #1
     
    IN WHICH: Felix and Jasper Like Games, And Wonder If This One Might Be More Fun With Three Players
  • "The Way We Almost Were, Part 1" Stake Sauce Intimate Encounter #2
    IN WHICH: Jasper And Felix Have Something Very Important To Ask Jude. Words Aren’t Strictly Required, But They Help.
  • "The Way We Almost Were, Part 2" Stake Sauce Intimate Encounter #3
    IN WHICH: Jude And Jasper Almost Face Everything They've Been Keeping Buried, While They Face Each Other. Very Closely.

OTHER EXCLUSIVE CONTENT - FOR ALL PATRONS!


UPCOMING EXCLUSIVE CONTENT:

  • (November) Stake Sauce, Arc 2, Act 1!
  • (November) Death Masquerade Arc 1, Act 3! ($2 And Up!)

*FREE* BONUS CONTENT FOR EVERYONE:




Hi there. <3 I'm RoAnna Sylver. It's truly lovely to see you here.

You might know me as the author of Chameleon Moon, a really cool book series about a cast of entirely LGBT, chronically ill and disabled people with super-abilities surviving dystopias. As we do.

I'm also  an artist, a singer, musical theatre performer, and a voice actor. I've even been on TV a couple times. Still doing all these things as much as I can, but it's a challenge with my Buttload Of Chronic Pain/Genetic Conditions and Various Health Ridiculousness. I also have another Patreon, which is for general Stuff I make.

But this... is something new.


WELCOME TO STAKE SAUCE, AND THE UPCOMING DEATH MASQUERADE.

There will be:

  • Vampires. (Mostly nice ones.)
  • Set mostly in Portland, OR. This version is Only Slightly Weirder than Portland Actually Is. (I Live Here, I Know This.)
  • And then switching over to 19th-century Venice, Italy. In what I understand is Much Weirder Than Venice Actually Was, Or At Least With More Vampires.
  • Some are punk rock. Some are opera singers. None of them are straight.
  • They and the humans who love them make up a diverse cast, which means racially, gender, sexuality, ability, religion - pretty important to me, for obvious reasons. (I'm a disabled, queer, chronically ill creator!)
  • Also, poly ships. It's gonna be fun.
  • And because I am pretty much incapable of not writing anything ridiculously interconnected, these two storylines are going to be very important to one another, and all of this is going to come crashing together in some kind of (un?)holy mashup of High Drama Masquerade Opera and Punk Rock Asskickery
  • And no Torture Porn/Gratuitous Death (I mean, there are vampires), but the Horrible, Sad, "Inspirational" or Torture/Suffering Voyuer-ing? Nope, enough. We have other stuff to do.
  • Like in Chameleon Moon, there will be acknowledgement and respect of trauma, pain, and, obvs, death. But the focus will be on healing. And Fun. The most fun you can have while seeking out the forces of darkness, and joining their hellish crusade.

You heard me. So here's what's coming.



STAKE SAUCE


IN WHICH: A cute punk-rock vampire and a disabled firefighter-turned-mall-cop with a dark past join forces to battle the forces of evil.

Jude used to leap out of helicopters to rescue/protect people from terrifying infernos. Now, by day, he protects the local mall from rowdy teenagers who ride their skateboards inside. By night, he protects the the parking lot, and the rest of Portland, from undead, bloodsucking creatures of the darkness. Or would if he could find them.
But he’s just about ready to give it up (living with PTSD and pain from the traumatic event that cost him a leg, a friend, and a lot more is hard enough), when something crashes into his life. And his window.

It’s one of these creatures of the darkness – and he’s a lot less scary than expected. More cuddly, with dark fuzzy wings, and neon-bright hair.

His name is Pixie, and he refuses to bite anyone. Assault/murder/draining fluids isn’t punk, even if being a vampire really kind of is. He’s very hungry by now, and the much bigger, meaner, deadlier vamps kick him around on the nightly. Jude would love to find and fight some actual undead bullies. And Pixie could use some help staying… ‘alive.’ Time to make a deal.

Together they fight crime. And maybe even heal.

Of course, life still sucks when you’re a vampire who refuses to suck blood. Fortunately, there’s a really interesting new barbecue restaurant in the mall, with an intriguing new recipe. (We hear that the secret ingredient is… love. No, really.)




And in a few months, the story will continue a few thousand miles, and couple hundred years away. Put on your best waltzing shoes, slip on a mask and find a partner. Magic is in the air, and nothing is the way it seems, because it's time for the...


DEATH MASQUERADE


We pick up in 19th-century Venice, Italy, where we follow Letizia, spell-slinging, rooftop-leaping witch/seer/bounty hunter specializing in vanquishing hordes of the night, and her fabulous opera-star paramour, whose name burns in the brightest lights as she lights up the stage. MonaLisa holds records for most sold-out shows in a consecutive season, and longest full stage name. Her smile will melt your heart… and reveal some very pointy pearly whites. (Letizia knows. She’s cool with it. More than cool.)

When the no-nonsense Investigatore Giovanni is called in to address the ominous spike in Venice’s deadly murders, the last thing he wants to hear is that the culprit didn’t have a pulse. These ritualistic killings, all in front of or near cathedrals suggest occult serial attacks, not a monster-of-the-week… but he has to admit, things are getting pretty strange, and he could use a guide on this journey through the city’s underworld.

Letizia is that tarot-reading, deadpan-snarking, fiendishly effective guide, and she thinks it’s pretty obvious who/what’s behind these grisly scenes. And it’s not like she’s never dealt with fangs before. She’s got the situation under control… Until another body shows up right outside MonaLisa’s opera house – dedicated to the “Sweet Night Goddess.” Looks like the opera-world darling has an overzealous fan. Or maybe someone knows her secret.

Giovanni has a lead. Letizia has an Incentive. MonaLisa has a show to put on, no matter who ends up dead on her doorstep, or who’d like to see her rising star go down in flames. And like in all good masquerades, nothing is as it seems.

This story also contains Sweet Priest Nerds, Nonbinary Fire Witches Who Kick Butt, Plague Doctor Masks for Aesthetics and Practicality, More Polyamory… and Bears.


Many familiar faces will appear. Though they may wear different masks... 

Like Stake Sauce, when Death Masquerade is ready for launch, the first chapter will be available on Amazon, and the collected 6 parts will be for sale when it's done. If you want to read chapters as soon as they come out, plus Patreon-exclusive stories and other cool stuff... You're in the right place.

Sound like fun? Pick a level on the right... And take a bite. <3 

Thank you.


SO NOW YOU'RE A PATRON...


Thank you so much! Here's a breakdown of everything you get, with some Handy Links!

ALL patrons get, regardless of monies...
  • 1 Stake Sauce act a month, starting with Act 2: Of Lost Causes on May 1st! No waiting until October!
  • Full-size, gorgeous Cover Art!
  • Early Access to character art, music projects, and dramatic readings, sketches, WIPs, and notes! (TAG: BONUS CONTENT)

And starting at $2 a month, you get everything above, and…
  • STAKE SAUCE EXCLUSIVE STORIESAt least once a month, I'll write a short story that's just too secret for public consumption. These short pieces will hint at upcoming arcs, introduce new characters, important knowledge, or plotlines early, or give secret backstories on our current faves. (These will be the usual teen-rated. If you're after more risque content... scroll down.)
  • DEATH MASQUERADE, ACTS 1-6 - When it launches, get monthly chapter updates! No waiting 6 months for the finished book! If theatrical magic and operatic spell-slinging (and vampire ladykisses) is more your style than punk-rock Portland, I'd suggest starting here.

$3 A month: All of the above, and...
  • DEATH MASQUERADE EXCLUSIVE STORIES! Same deal as the Stake Sauce stories, after DM launches, get at least one short story a month.
  • STAKE SAUCE nsfw vignettes~ (Upcoming!)

$4 A month: All of the above, and...Ask And It Shall Be Revealed
  • Ask a not completely spoilery question about either/both series, get an honest answer.
  • Answers will be collected in This Tag!

$5 A Month: All of the above, and... Every Finished Arc as eBooks
  • Once each Arc is finished, you get the whole thing in your choice of an ePub, Mobi, or PDF. No buying from Amazon, you helped this book exist!
  • Audio Edition of Act 1/MP3 (Upcoming!)

$6 A Month: All of the above, and... Clairvoyance for Beginners
  • A spoiler-free summary-peek at the upcoming Patreon-exclusive short stories.

$7 A Month: All of the above, and..Clairvoyance for Experts
  • Read the actual outline of next month’s Act! Will contain spoilers...
  • (Excluding Act 6/the finale, and the Truly Secret Spoilers.)

$8 A Month: All of the above, and... Audience Participation!
  • Once a month, send me a prompt for a short scene or what-if. It can be an AU, a conversation you want to see some characters have, pretty much anything - around 500 words.
  • I'll put all the suggestions in a list. Vote for your favorite, and I'll do the winning prompt.
  • (These won't be charged posts; they'll be like writing warm-ups for me, or promos I'll post on public blogs!)

$10 A Month: All of the above, and... A Very Special Thanks!
  • Your name will be included in the Special Thanks section at the end of each chapter!
  • And… Name A Thing in the story! A street sign, a walk-on character, an event (The Jennifer Incident?). Either you pick a name, or I name it after you, after ensuring this is okay and deciding on what!

$15 A Month: All of the above, and... We Take Requests, Level 1!
  • Send a headcanon/prompt/scene/ship, and I will write around 500 words! (This is like 'audience participation,' but instead of me picking just one or voting, I'll actually do all of these!)
  • Within reason; NSFW is okay! But nothing abusive/fetishizing/bigoted/otherwise damaging; I reserve the right to refuse or ask you to pick something else.

$20 A Month: All of the above, and... Design A Minor Character!
  • Send me a character of your own creation, and they'll be in the story in some way, with at least one speaking line!

$25 A Month: All of the above, and... We Take Requests, Level 2!
  • Once a month, send me a headcanon/prompt/scene/ship, and I’ll write it, up to 1000 words.

$30 A Month: All of the above, and... Clairvoyance For Masters
  • Ask me anything but the most absolutely unspeakable spoilers, and I'll answer to the best of my ability.
  • The only caveat here is you can't say a word. If any secrets get out, we'll both know why…

$50 A Month: All of the above, and... Please Allow Me To Introduce: A Person Of Wealth And Taste
  • Uh. Wow. We should… talk. You could ask me basically anything, including Shocking Spoilers.
  • Like, wow, I don't even know, but my attention, you got it. (And also my eternal gratitude and incredulous, shocked Is This Really Happening face. Here it is. It's pretty funny.)
Rewards
Official Subscription. Monthly Chapter Updates, And More!
$1 or more per update 9 patrons


  • No waiting 6 months for the story! You get a delicious chunk every month!
  • You'll get lovely full-size images of the gorgeous cover art!
  • Finally, early access to all supplemental art, playlists, and whatever other beautiful/fun/weird things I dream up. And also my undying love and gratitude. (Undead love and gratitude?)

    (BTW, These are from The Halloween Tarot. Wow? Cute? Maybe I should charge "by the Bat...")
STAKE SAUCE Exclusive Bonus Stories... and welcome to the DEATH MASQUERADE
$2 or more per update 0 patrons
  • STAKE SAUCE Exclusives -  At least once a month, I'll write a short story that's just too secret for public consumption. These short pieces will hint at upcoming arcs, introduce new characters, important knowledge, or plotlines early, or give secret backstories on our current faves. (These will be the usual teen-rated. If you're after more risque content... scroll down.)
  • DEATH MASQUERADE - Monthly chapter updates! No waiting 6 months for the finished book! If theatrical magic and operatic spell-slinging (and vampire ladykisses) is more your style than punk-rock Portland, I'd suggest starting here
Death Masquerade Exclusives... And Stake Sauce Intimate Encounters
$3 or more per update 10 patrons

Ascend to another level of short stories... and some bewitchingly passionate content. (That means this is the NSFW stuff!)

Ask, And It Shall Be Revealed
$4 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Ask a not completely spoilery question, get an honest answer. 
  • Got a burning question about character backgrounds, world details, or shippy thoughts? I’ll post the answers. Believe me, I have probably put a little too much thought into this stuff, and I’d love to share. 
  • (I reserve the right to keep vital secrets, but nah, I’m not going to be difficult about this one! I love you guys.)
Every Finished Arc as eBooks!
$5 or more per update 6 patrons
  • You just bought the book. No buying the finished story from Amazon!
  •  It takes 6 months for an Arc - say, "Stake Sauce," a 6-part story - to finish, but once it does, you get the whole thing in your choice of an ePub, Mobi, or PDF - and if you need it in another format, talk to me. Whatever your heart/e-reader/device desires.
Clairvoyance for Beginners (See Upcoming Short Story Peeks!)
$6 or more per update 0 patrons
  • You get a secret look at my schedule for upcoming monthly short stories!
  • Includes the title and mini-summary/subtitle
Clairvoyance for Experts (See Next Month's Act Summary!)
$7 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Read the actual outline of next month’s Act! Know  what's coming before anyone else. Might even contain spoilers...
  • (Excluding Act 6/the final part of any given Arc, and the Truly Secret Shocking Spoilers. Little ones, you can have though. Sorry, I gotta keep some secrets.)
Audience participation!
$8 or more per update 0 patrons

  • A chance for a monthly writing request!
  • Once a month, send me a prompt for a short scene or what-if. It can be an AU, a conversation you want to see some characters have, pretty much anything - around 500 words. I’ll put the drabble suggestions in a list, and pick a lucky winner. It might be yours. 
  • (These won't be charged posts; they'll be like writing warm-ups for me, or promos I'll post on public blogs!)
A Very Special Thanks To You!
$10 or more per update 1 patron

  • Your name will be included in the Special Thanks section at the end of each chapter!
  • And… Name A Thing in the story! A street sign, a walk-on character, an event (The Jennifer Incident?). Either you pick a name, or I name it after you, after ensuring this is okay and deciding on what!
We Take Requests, Level 1!
$15 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Send a headcanon/prompt/scene/ship, and I will write it, no voting! (This is like 'audience participation,' but instead of me picking just one or 'a chance,' I'll actually do all of these!) 
  • Within reason; NSFW is okay! But nothing abusive/fetishizing/bigoted/otherwise damaging; I reserve the right to refuse or ask you to pick something else. Around 500 words. Or probably more. I can’t shut up when I’m having fun.
Design a minor character!
$20 or more per update 0 patrons

  • Send me a character of your own creation, and they'll be in the story in some way, with at least one speaking line!
  • Feel like making a cameo? Have an original character of your own who might have fun in Only Slightly Weirder Portland? How about sticking your friend in here as a birthday present? Or maybe subtly putting your fave character in this universe in some kind of stealth crossover, that I can’t legally acknowledge by name, but we’d know what’s up? (Not like I’d request anything this geekily specific from my favorite writer. No. Definitely not.)
We Take Requests, Level 2!
$25 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Send a headcanon/prompt/scene/ship, and I’ll write it. (This is like 'audience participation,' but instead of me picking just one or 'a chance,' I'll actually do all of these!)
  • Within reason; NSFW is okay! But nothing abusive/fetishizing/bigoted/otherwise damaging; I reserve the right to refuse or ask you to pick something else. Around 1000 words. Or more. Again, when I get going…
Clairvoyance for Masters (Detailed Q&A!)
$30 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Ask me anything but the most absolutely unspeakable spoilers, and I'll answer to the best of my ability. 
  • The only caveat here is you can't say a word. If any secrets get out, we'll both know why…
Please Allow Me To Introduce: A Person Of Wealth And Taste
$50 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Uh. Wow. We should… talk. You could ask me basically anything, including Shocking Spoilers.
  • My attention, you got it. (And also my eternal gratitude and incredulous, shocked Is This Really Happening face. Here it is. It's pretty funny.)
Goals
$72 of $100 per update
IN WHICH: Sylver Realizes This Is Really A Good, Sustainable Thing and Can Keep Writing These Stories, Knowing That A Good Future Is... In The Cards. <3

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Stake Sauce Arc 1: The Secret Ingredient Is Love, No Really Is On Sale Now! Death Masquerade's first story, Major Arcana, is also available on Kindle!


PATREON-EXCLUSIVE STAKE SAUCE SHORT STORIES - $2 And Up

  • "Things We Learned In The Fire," Stake Sauce Short Story #1!
    IN WHICH: Jude Meets A Punk Named Pixie For The First Time, But Not The Last. Also, The Roof Is On Fire. 
  • "Two In, Two Out," Stake Sauce Short Story #2!
    IN WHICH: Felix Asks Jasper A Very Important Question To Which We Already Know The Answer, As Has Anyone Who's Looked At Them For Five Seconds 
  • "Blood Donor," Stake Sauce Short Story #3! 
    IN WHICH: Pixie Almost Shuffles Off This Mortal Coil For The Second Time, And Jasper Chases The Ultimate High 
  • "The Celtic Cross," Stake Sauce Short Story #4! 
    IN WHICH: A Familiar Witch Makes A Pretty Good Deal, And Finds That Something Wicked Is In The Cards.
  • "Whispers," Stake Sauce Short Story #5!
    IN WHICH: We Meet One Old Friend, One New Friend, And One New Enemy. The Old Friend Has Purple Hair, And Is Always Trying Their Best.


PATREON-EXCLUSIVE DEATH MASQUERADE CHAPTERS AND STORIES - $2 And Up

INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS (NSFW!) - $3 And Up

  • "We Always Win," Stake Sauce Intimate Encounter #1
     
    IN WHICH: Felix and Jasper Like Games, And Wonder If This One Might Be More Fun With Three Players
  • "The Way We Almost Were, Part 1" Stake Sauce Intimate Encounter #2
    IN WHICH: Jasper And Felix Have Something Very Important To Ask Jude. Words Aren’t Strictly Required, But They Help.
  • "The Way We Almost Were, Part 2" Stake Sauce Intimate Encounter #3
    IN WHICH: Jude And Jasper Almost Face Everything They've Been Keeping Buried, While They Face Each Other. Very Closely.

OTHER EXCLUSIVE CONTENT - FOR ALL PATRONS!


UPCOMING EXCLUSIVE CONTENT:

  • (November) Stake Sauce, Arc 2, Act 1!
  • (November) Death Masquerade Arc 1, Act 3! ($2 And Up!)

*FREE* BONUS CONTENT FOR EVERYONE:




Hi there. <3 I'm RoAnna Sylver. It's truly lovely to see you here.

You might know me as the author of Chameleon Moon, a really cool book series about a cast of entirely LGBT, chronically ill and disabled people with super-abilities surviving dystopias. As we do.

I'm also  an artist, a singer, musical theatre performer, and a voice actor. I've even been on TV a couple times. Still doing all these things as much as I can, but it's a challenge with my Buttload Of Chronic Pain/Genetic Conditions and Various Health Ridiculousness. I also have another Patreon, which is for general Stuff I make.

But this... is something new.


WELCOME TO STAKE SAUCE, AND THE UPCOMING DEATH MASQUERADE.

There will be:

  • Vampires. (Mostly nice ones.)
  • Set mostly in Portland, OR. This version is Only Slightly Weirder than Portland Actually Is. (I Live Here, I Know This.)
  • And then switching over to 19th-century Venice, Italy. In what I understand is Much Weirder Than Venice Actually Was, Or At Least With More Vampires.
  • Some are punk rock. Some are opera singers. None of them are straight.
  • They and the humans who love them make up a diverse cast, which means racially, gender, sexuality, ability, religion - pretty important to me, for obvious reasons. (I'm a disabled, queer, chronically ill creator!)
  • Also, poly ships. It's gonna be fun.
  • And because I am pretty much incapable of not writing anything ridiculously interconnected, these two storylines are going to be very important to one another, and all of this is going to come crashing together in some kind of (un?)holy mashup of High Drama Masquerade Opera and Punk Rock Asskickery
  • And no Torture Porn/Gratuitous Death (I mean, there are vampires), but the Horrible, Sad, "Inspirational" or Torture/Suffering Voyuer-ing? Nope, enough. We have other stuff to do.
  • Like in Chameleon Moon, there will be acknowledgement and respect of trauma, pain, and, obvs, death. But the focus will be on healing. And Fun. The most fun you can have while seeking out the forces of darkness, and joining their hellish crusade.

You heard me. So here's what's coming.



STAKE SAUCE


IN WHICH: A cute punk-rock vampire and a disabled firefighter-turned-mall-cop with a dark past join forces to battle the forces of evil.

Jude used to leap out of helicopters to rescue/protect people from terrifying infernos. Now, by day, he protects the local mall from rowdy teenagers who ride their skateboards inside. By night, he protects the the parking lot, and the rest of Portland, from undead, bloodsucking creatures of the darkness. Or would if he could find them.
But he’s just about ready to give it up (living with PTSD and pain from the traumatic event that cost him a leg, a friend, and a lot more is hard enough), when something crashes into his life. And his window.

It’s one of these creatures of the darkness – and he’s a lot less scary than expected. More cuddly, with dark fuzzy wings, and neon-bright hair.

His name is Pixie, and he refuses to bite anyone. Assault/murder/draining fluids isn’t punk, even if being a vampire really kind of is. He’s very hungry by now, and the much bigger, meaner, deadlier vamps kick him around on the nightly. Jude would love to find and fight some actual undead bullies. And Pixie could use some help staying… ‘alive.’ Time to make a deal.

Together they fight crime. And maybe even heal.

Of course, life still sucks when you’re a vampire who refuses to suck blood. Fortunately, there’s a really interesting new barbecue restaurant in the mall, with an intriguing new recipe. (We hear that the secret ingredient is… love. No, really.)




And in a few months, the story will continue a few thousand miles, and couple hundred years away. Put on your best waltzing shoes, slip on a mask and find a partner. Magic is in the air, and nothing is the way it seems, because it's time for the...


DEATH MASQUERADE


We pick up in 19th-century Venice, Italy, where we follow Letizia, spell-slinging, rooftop-leaping witch/seer/bounty hunter specializing in vanquishing hordes of the night, and her fabulous opera-star paramour, whose name burns in the brightest lights as she lights up the stage. MonaLisa holds records for most sold-out shows in a consecutive season, and longest full stage name. Her smile will melt your heart… and reveal some very pointy pearly whites. (Letizia knows. She’s cool with it. More than cool.)

When the no-nonsense Investigatore Giovanni is called in to address the ominous spike in Venice’s deadly murders, the last thing he wants to hear is that the culprit didn’t have a pulse. These ritualistic killings, all in front of or near cathedrals suggest occult serial attacks, not a monster-of-the-week… but he has to admit, things are getting pretty strange, and he could use a guide on this journey through the city’s underworld.

Letizia is that tarot-reading, deadpan-snarking, fiendishly effective guide, and she thinks it’s pretty obvious who/what’s behind these grisly scenes. And it’s not like she’s never dealt with fangs before. She’s got the situation under control… Until another body shows up right outside MonaLisa’s opera house – dedicated to the “Sweet Night Goddess.” Looks like the opera-world darling has an overzealous fan. Or maybe someone knows her secret.

Giovanni has a lead. Letizia has an Incentive. MonaLisa has a show to put on, no matter who ends up dead on her doorstep, or who’d like to see her rising star go down in flames. And like in all good masquerades, nothing is as it seems.

This story also contains Sweet Priest Nerds, Nonbinary Fire Witches Who Kick Butt, Plague Doctor Masks for Aesthetics and Practicality, More Polyamory… and Bears.


Many familiar faces will appear. Though they may wear different masks... 

Like Stake Sauce, when Death Masquerade is ready for launch, the first chapter will be available on Amazon, and the collected 6 parts will be for sale when it's done. If you want to read chapters as soon as they come out, plus Patreon-exclusive stories and other cool stuff... You're in the right place.

Sound like fun? Pick a level on the right... And take a bite. <3 

Thank you.


SO NOW YOU'RE A PATRON...


Thank you so much! Here's a breakdown of everything you get, with some Handy Links!

ALL patrons get, regardless of monies...
  • 1 Stake Sauce act a month, starting with Act 2: Of Lost Causes on May 1st! No waiting until October!
  • Full-size, gorgeous Cover Art!
  • Early Access to character art, music projects, and dramatic readings, sketches, WIPs, and notes! (TAG: BONUS CONTENT)

And starting at $2 a month, you get everything above, and…
  • STAKE SAUCE EXCLUSIVE STORIESAt least once a month, I'll write a short story that's just too secret for public consumption. These short pieces will hint at upcoming arcs, introduce new characters, important knowledge, or plotlines early, or give secret backstories on our current faves. (These will be the usual teen-rated. If you're after more risque content... scroll down.)
  • DEATH MASQUERADE, ACTS 1-6 - When it launches, get monthly chapter updates! No waiting 6 months for the finished book! If theatrical magic and operatic spell-slinging (and vampire ladykisses) is more your style than punk-rock Portland, I'd suggest starting here.

$3 A month: All of the above, and...
  • DEATH MASQUERADE EXCLUSIVE STORIES! Same deal as the Stake Sauce stories, after DM launches, get at least one short story a month.
  • STAKE SAUCE nsfw vignettes~ (Upcoming!)

$4 A month: All of the above, and...Ask And It Shall Be Revealed
  • Ask a not completely spoilery question about either/both series, get an honest answer.
  • Answers will be collected in This Tag!

$5 A Month: All of the above, and... Every Finished Arc as eBooks
  • Once each Arc is finished, you get the whole thing in your choice of an ePub, Mobi, or PDF. No buying from Amazon, you helped this book exist!
  • Audio Edition of Act 1/MP3 (Upcoming!)

$6 A Month: All of the above, and... Clairvoyance for Beginners
  • A spoiler-free summary-peek at the upcoming Patreon-exclusive short stories.

$7 A Month: All of the above, and..Clairvoyance for Experts
  • Read the actual outline of next month’s Act! Will contain spoilers...
  • (Excluding Act 6/the finale, and the Truly Secret Spoilers.)

$8 A Month: All of the above, and... Audience Participation!
  • Once a month, send me a prompt for a short scene or what-if. It can be an AU, a conversation you want to see some characters have, pretty much anything - around 500 words.
  • I'll put all the suggestions in a list. Vote for your favorite, and I'll do the winning prompt.
  • (These won't be charged posts; they'll be like writing warm-ups for me, or promos I'll post on public blogs!)

$10 A Month: All of the above, and... A Very Special Thanks!
  • Your name will be included in the Special Thanks section at the end of each chapter!
  • And… Name A Thing in the story! A street sign, a walk-on character, an event (The Jennifer Incident?). Either you pick a name, or I name it after you, after ensuring this is okay and deciding on what!

$15 A Month: All of the above, and... We Take Requests, Level 1!
  • Send a headcanon/prompt/scene/ship, and I will write around 500 words! (This is like 'audience participation,' but instead of me picking just one or voting, I'll actually do all of these!)
  • Within reason; NSFW is okay! But nothing abusive/fetishizing/bigoted/otherwise damaging; I reserve the right to refuse or ask you to pick something else.

$20 A Month: All of the above, and... Design A Minor Character!
  • Send me a character of your own creation, and they'll be in the story in some way, with at least one speaking line!

$25 A Month: All of the above, and... We Take Requests, Level 2!
  • Once a month, send me a headcanon/prompt/scene/ship, and I’ll write it, up to 1000 words.

$30 A Month: All of the above, and... Clairvoyance For Masters
  • Ask me anything but the most absolutely unspeakable spoilers, and I'll answer to the best of my ability.
  • The only caveat here is you can't say a word. If any secrets get out, we'll both know why…

$50 A Month: All of the above, and... Please Allow Me To Introduce: A Person Of Wealth And Taste
  • Uh. Wow. We should… talk. You could ask me basically anything, including Shocking Spoilers.
  • Like, wow, I don't even know, but my attention, you got it. (And also my eternal gratitude and incredulous, shocked Is This Really Happening face. Here it is. It's pretty funny.)

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Rewards
Official Subscription. Monthly Chapter Updates, And More!
$1 or more per update 9 patrons


  • No waiting 6 months for the story! You get a delicious chunk every month!
  • You'll get lovely full-size images of the gorgeous cover art!
  • Finally, early access to all supplemental art, playlists, and whatever other beautiful/fun/weird things I dream up. And also my undying love and gratitude. (Undead love and gratitude?)

    (BTW, These are from The Halloween Tarot. Wow? Cute? Maybe I should charge "by the Bat...")
STAKE SAUCE Exclusive Bonus Stories... and welcome to the DEATH MASQUERADE
$2 or more per update 0 patrons
  • STAKE SAUCE Exclusives -  At least once a month, I'll write a short story that's just too secret for public consumption. These short pieces will hint at upcoming arcs, introduce new characters, important knowledge, or plotlines early, or give secret backstories on our current faves. (These will be the usual teen-rated. If you're after more risque content... scroll down.)
  • DEATH MASQUERADE - Monthly chapter updates! No waiting 6 months for the finished book! If theatrical magic and operatic spell-slinging (and vampire ladykisses) is more your style than punk-rock Portland, I'd suggest starting here
Death Masquerade Exclusives... And Stake Sauce Intimate Encounters
$3 or more per update 10 patrons

Ascend to another level of short stories... and some bewitchingly passionate content. (That means this is the NSFW stuff!)

Ask, And It Shall Be Revealed
$4 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Ask a not completely spoilery question, get an honest answer. 
  • Got a burning question about character backgrounds, world details, or shippy thoughts? I’ll post the answers. Believe me, I have probably put a little too much thought into this stuff, and I’d love to share. 
  • (I reserve the right to keep vital secrets, but nah, I’m not going to be difficult about this one! I love you guys.)
Every Finished Arc as eBooks!
$5 or more per update 6 patrons
  • You just bought the book. No buying the finished story from Amazon!
  •  It takes 6 months for an Arc - say, "Stake Sauce," a 6-part story - to finish, but once it does, you get the whole thing in your choice of an ePub, Mobi, or PDF - and if you need it in another format, talk to me. Whatever your heart/e-reader/device desires.
Clairvoyance for Beginners (See Upcoming Short Story Peeks!)
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  • You get a secret look at my schedule for upcoming monthly short stories!
  • Includes the title and mini-summary/subtitle
Clairvoyance for Experts (See Next Month's Act Summary!)
$7 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Read the actual outline of next month’s Act! Know  what's coming before anyone else. Might even contain spoilers...
  • (Excluding Act 6/the final part of any given Arc, and the Truly Secret Shocking Spoilers. Little ones, you can have though. Sorry, I gotta keep some secrets.)
Audience participation!
$8 or more per update 0 patrons

  • A chance for a monthly writing request!
  • Once a month, send me a prompt for a short scene or what-if. It can be an AU, a conversation you want to see some characters have, pretty much anything - around 500 words. I’ll put the drabble suggestions in a list, and pick a lucky winner. It might be yours. 
  • (These won't be charged posts; they'll be like writing warm-ups for me, or promos I'll post on public blogs!)
A Very Special Thanks To You!
$10 or more per update 1 patron

  • Your name will be included in the Special Thanks section at the end of each chapter!
  • And… Name A Thing in the story! A street sign, a walk-on character, an event (The Jennifer Incident?). Either you pick a name, or I name it after you, after ensuring this is okay and deciding on what!
We Take Requests, Level 1!
$15 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Send a headcanon/prompt/scene/ship, and I will write it, no voting! (This is like 'audience participation,' but instead of me picking just one or 'a chance,' I'll actually do all of these!) 
  • Within reason; NSFW is okay! But nothing abusive/fetishizing/bigoted/otherwise damaging; I reserve the right to refuse or ask you to pick something else. Around 500 words. Or probably more. I can’t shut up when I’m having fun.
Design a minor character!
$20 or more per update 0 patrons

  • Send me a character of your own creation, and they'll be in the story in some way, with at least one speaking line!
  • Feel like making a cameo? Have an original character of your own who might have fun in Only Slightly Weirder Portland? How about sticking your friend in here as a birthday present? Or maybe subtly putting your fave character in this universe in some kind of stealth crossover, that I can’t legally acknowledge by name, but we’d know what’s up? (Not like I’d request anything this geekily specific from my favorite writer. No. Definitely not.)
We Take Requests, Level 2!
$25 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Send a headcanon/prompt/scene/ship, and I’ll write it. (This is like 'audience participation,' but instead of me picking just one or 'a chance,' I'll actually do all of these!)
  • Within reason; NSFW is okay! But nothing abusive/fetishizing/bigoted/otherwise damaging; I reserve the right to refuse or ask you to pick something else. Around 1000 words. Or more. Again, when I get going…
Clairvoyance for Masters (Detailed Q&A!)
$30 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Ask me anything but the most absolutely unspeakable spoilers, and I'll answer to the best of my ability. 
  • The only caveat here is you can't say a word. If any secrets get out, we'll both know why…
Please Allow Me To Introduce: A Person Of Wealth And Taste
$50 or more per update 0 patrons
  • Uh. Wow. We should… talk. You could ask me basically anything, including Shocking Spoilers.
  • My attention, you got it. (And also my eternal gratitude and incredulous, shocked Is This Really Happening face. Here it is. It's pretty funny.)