MoistyBoiz are creating a Youtube Channel
3

patrons

$10
per month
Oh, hello! We weren't expecting visitors. Let us just slip into something more appropriate real quick...

Well, since you're here, you either came from Youtube or got lost. Either way, thanks! We've been having a blast recording our shenanigans for your entertainment, but we want to give you more. To do this, we'll need additional pylons resources such as upgraded equipment, a larger game library, and the occasional prop or costume.

Just following our adventures by watching our channel is supporting us greatly, although with your contributions we can ideally turn MoistyBoiz into a full-time thing. We're not sure if you can imagine that much Moist, but we'd like to think it would be pretty great.

Check us out: MoistyBoiz
Tiers
Un Poco Mojado
$1 or more per month 1 patron
You're an official MoistyBoiz patron! This deed will be remembered when the rapture comes. Also, you'll have access to any "Patrons Only" content.
Wet Lincolns
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
Congratulations! You're like a $1 patron, but that much better. Bask in your well-deserved ego. Plus you'll get early access to any early-accessible content.
Moister than Most
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
Where's the $10 tier? Oh well, you've pledged $25+ which means you get what the kids these days call "schwag". It's either a venereal disease, or a free one-time Official MoistyBoiz Patron T-Shirt*.

*Not available at this time, but all $25+ patrons will receive this shirt when they do become available.
Moist for the Moisties
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You like us! You really like us! In addition to the one-time t-shirt, you'll get a MOISTYBOX*. It's like a Loot Crate except worse. Or better. Depends which Loot Crate you got. Ours had a snap bracelet in it...

You'll also get your user/name featured on the "Moist for the Moisties" Fan Club.  The first patron to pledge $50+ will receive the probably arbitrary title "Bringer of the Moistening"

*Not available at this time, but all $50+ patrons will receive this box when they do become available.
The Moistiest
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Wow! A hundred (or more) dollars! We're so grateful, we don't even know how to thank you!

Seriously, we don't. Anyone who pledges $100+ will get privately contacted by us to be aggressively interrogated as to why they'd give us that much, and to request what reward they'd like. Here's some ideas:

  • A Guest Appearance (Skyped In) on a Video
  • A Signed Copy of a Featured Game/Movie
  • Connor's Dirty Underwear
  • Featured in Each Video's Credits
  • A Personal Shout-Out Video (non-pornographic)
  • Some Poptarts
Goals
$10 of $100 per month
At $100/month, we can get more new games to make more content with! No more watching that fifth playthrough of Monopoly!
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Oh, hello! We weren't expecting visitors. Let us just slip into something more appropriate real quick...

Well, since you're here, you either came from Youtube or got lost. Either way, thanks! We've been having a blast recording our shenanigans for your entertainment, but we want to give you more. To do this, we'll need additional pylons resources such as upgraded equipment, a larger game library, and the occasional prop or costume.

Just following our adventures by watching our channel is supporting us greatly, although with your contributions we can ideally turn MoistyBoiz into a full-time thing. We're not sure if you can imagine that much Moist, but we'd like to think it would be pretty great.

Check us out: MoistyBoiz

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Tiers
Un Poco Mojado
$1 or more per month 1 patron
You're an official MoistyBoiz patron! This deed will be remembered when the rapture comes. Also, you'll have access to any "Patrons Only" content.
Wet Lincolns
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
Congratulations! You're like a $1 patron, but that much better. Bask in your well-deserved ego. Plus you'll get early access to any early-accessible content.
Moister than Most
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
Where's the $10 tier? Oh well, you've pledged $25+ which means you get what the kids these days call "schwag". It's either a venereal disease, or a free one-time Official MoistyBoiz Patron T-Shirt*.

*Not available at this time, but all $25+ patrons will receive this shirt when they do become available.
Moist for the Moisties
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You like us! You really like us! In addition to the one-time t-shirt, you'll get a MOISTYBOX*. It's like a Loot Crate except worse. Or better. Depends which Loot Crate you got. Ours had a snap bracelet in it...

You'll also get your user/name featured on the "Moist for the Moisties" Fan Club.  The first patron to pledge $50+ will receive the probably arbitrary title "Bringer of the Moistening"

*Not available at this time, but all $50+ patrons will receive this box when they do become available.
The Moistiest
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Wow! A hundred (or more) dollars! We're so grateful, we don't even know how to thank you!

Seriously, we don't. Anyone who pledges $100+ will get privately contacted by us to be aggressively interrogated as to why they'd give us that much, and to request what reward they'd like. Here's some ideas:

  • A Guest Appearance (Skyped In) on a Video
  • A Signed Copy of a Featured Game/Movie
  • Connor's Dirty Underwear
  • Featured in Each Video's Credits
  • A Personal Shout-Out Video (non-pornographic)
  • Some Poptarts