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Welcome to Mormon Zodiac! The cosmos has brought you here, and I hope you become a patron! I mean, why would you deny the super special promptings of the universe? Anyway, your support will help keep the connection to KOLOB up and running. That kind of long-distance doesn't fund itself! With enough support, we could launch a Youtube channel, a podcast, a funny Mormon Tarot deck, and other crazy awesome stuff.
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Kokaubeam (stars)
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Zodiac Overview (your sign for 4 different systems of astrology) for up to 3 people: your spouse, your kid, your pet, your ancient ancestor or whatever :)


Awesome Astrology Guide. An 18 page reference for: the Mormon Zodiac, the Western Zodiac, the Chinese Zodiac, and the Aztec Zodiac.

Olea (the moon)
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
Everything from the 1st Tier.


AND


A Mormon Astrological Chart for up to 3 people. This reveals your 4 dominant God-planets.


Governing Planets Guide, which explains the 15 Governing Planets in Mormon Cosmology.

Shinehah (the Sun)
$3 or more per month 4 patrons
Everything from the 1st and 2nd Tiers.


AND


A Holy Horoscope for up to 3 people. It's like a special blend of the Mormon Zodiac, and a Patriarchal Blessing. It's served with a large side of smart-assery, and lightly sprinkled with inspiration.

Welcome to Mormon Zodiac! The cosmos has brought you here, and I hope you become a patron! I mean, why would you deny the super special promptings of the universe? Anyway, your support will help keep the connection to KOLOB up and running. That kind of long-distance doesn't fund itself! With enough support, we could launch a Youtube channel, a podcast, a funny Mormon Tarot deck, and other crazy awesome stuff.

Recent posts by Mormon Zodiac

Tiers
Kokaubeam (stars)
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Zodiac Overview (your sign for 4 different systems of astrology) for up to 3 people: your spouse, your kid, your pet, your ancient ancestor or whatever :)


Awesome Astrology Guide. An 18 page reference for: the Mormon Zodiac, the Western Zodiac, the Chinese Zodiac, and the Aztec Zodiac.

Olea (the moon)
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
Everything from the 1st Tier.


AND


A Mormon Astrological Chart for up to 3 people. This reveals your 4 dominant God-planets.


Governing Planets Guide, which explains the 15 Governing Planets in Mormon Cosmology.

Shinehah (the Sun)
$3 or more per month 4 patrons
Everything from the 1st and 2nd Tiers.


AND


A Holy Horoscope for up to 3 people. It's like a special blend of the Mormon Zodiac, and a Patriarchal Blessing. It's served with a large side of smart-assery, and lightly sprinkled with inspiration.