Mr. Biggs Dollar Value Menu
Mr. Biggs appreciates the support. All single dollars received will be placed in an empty pickle jar. When the jar is full, Mr. Biggs and Roger will have a modest pizza party together. No decorations.
You'll also gain access to the Patreon-Only posts, where you'll get...
- Early access to shows
- Access to Patron-only posts, where we'll answer questions about how the show is made.
- Exclusive extra audio and never-heard-before clips.
Mr. Biggs will drink coffee
He will sit quietly at the counter, holding a 3x5" card with your name on it. He will look at the card periodically, and think pleasant thoughts about you while he drinks his coffee.
He will tip 25% out of his own pocket.
Roger will name your pet
He's got quite a knack for it. Previous pet names Roger has chosen include Mr. Snibbs, Imhotep, Brumbly, and Seth. (You may not use these example names.)
Pro Tip - You may use Roger's suggestions as human child names as well. Just tell him it's for a cat.
Live Streamed Show Archives
These shows have no regular schedule, and could happen at any time. When they do, they are open to live viewing by anyone on internet. Once the show is over though... tough beans. If you missed it, you missed it.
UNLESS you support us for 4 bucks or more! Then you will get the recorded shows to view anytime, anywhere.
Mr. Biggs will mispronounce your name
Roger is not permitted to offer assistance.
We will rotate thru the list of patrons, and read 3-5 names per show.
Be the voice of Stick It!
Stick it! (Do dee dum)!
In other words, whenever we use STICK IT jingle stab in the show, your voice will air instead of the current voice we're using.
If we get more than one Patron donating at this level, we'll rotate through them.
The Mr. Biggs & (YOUR NAME HERE) Show
Just you and Mr. Biggs. One-on-one. Via phone, Skype, whatever works for you. You can just do it just once, then cancel. Or keep your donation coming and make it a monthly event!
Show will be made available to Patreon supporters only.
You decide the content. News of the day? Repair advice? Homework assistance? Maybe have Mr. Biggs personally walk you thru a particularly difficult model airplane assembly? No topic is too small, no issue off limits.
Shows will be about 20 minutes. Less if you're boring. More if things are going well.
Available for a limited time only. Act now before they're gone.