Mr Sheep is creating A sense of Wonder
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Hi there I'm Mr Sheep & You're Wondering why I'm here, well the Simple version, To take your hard earned cash So that I can live a better life & Stop Robbing Banks (Kidding) Now you may be wondering, Mr Sheep what do I get for supplying you with a fraction of my end of the week (or month) paycheck? The answer is simple:Nothing. But Mr Sheep you Ask? Why would I give you my money for Nothing? Well Dave (I like the name Dave) Even though you will Get Nothing Physically what you will get is a sense of wonder, Is your money going towards condoms or happy meals, tampons or a copy of the book 'A mathematical theory of communication' by Claude Shannon. Either Way 10 years from now you'll say to your future husband or wife "hey honey remember that time we gave money to that one Patreon guy, I wonder what he did with our money" & you're future (or current) Spouse will say "what? You never told me about this" & proceed to get pissed at your negligence to share your financial activities. What a fond memory your welcome.
Hi there I'm Mr Sheep & You're Wondering why I'm here, well the Simple version, To take your hard earned cash So that I can live a better life & Stop Robbing Banks (Kidding) Now you may be wondering, Mr Sheep what do I get for supplying you with a fraction of my end of the week (or month) paycheck? The answer is simple:Nothing. But Mr Sheep you Ask? Why would I give you my money for Nothing? Well Dave (I like the name Dave) Even though you will Get Nothing Physically what you will get is a sense of wonder, Is your money going towards condoms or happy meals, tampons or a copy of the book 'A mathematical theory of communication' by Claude Shannon. Either Way 10 years from now you'll say to your future husband or wife "hey honey remember that time we gave money to that one Patreon guy, I wonder what he did with our money" & you're future (or current) Spouse will say "what? You never told me about this" & proceed to get pissed at your negligence to share your financial activities. What a fond memory your welcome.

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