NFHC

is creating Not For Human Consumption Podcast

24

patrons

$247

per month
Welcome to the "Not For Human Consumption" Patreon! 
 
In 2017, the four of us decided that starting a podcast, in a futile attempt to entertain the masses, was a great (or bad) idea. With your donations and continued support, I think we can make that happen. By subscribing, you're almost guaranteeing that we will make Dave mad one way or another, Dylan's salt level will remain at maximum, Jay can ease into his new role on the show, and Matt can steer this shit show , each and every week! 

Already a subscriber? Thank you!
Not a subscriber just yet? Well, that's terrible.

Every month, we'll be doing a bonus episode that only our subscribers have access to. Certain subscribers can even chat with us while we're recording the next *hott* episode!

Check us out at NFHCPodcast.com and on your favorite podcast app at Not For Human Consumption. New episodes every Tuesday!
Tiers
Hello!
$1 or more per month
New subscribers will get a special 'Thanks!' from us at the end of the newest episode. 
BONUS EPISODES!
$5 or more per month
New subscribers will get a special 'Thanks!' from us at the end of the newest episode AND access to BONUS EPISODES you can only hear on Patreon!
Everything plus a LIVE chatroom!
$10 or more per month
Chat with us while we record new episodes! You'll also get bonus episodes and a special 'Thanks' for subscribing.
Includes Discord rewards
Show-off Level
$20 or more per month
Same as the $10 tier, but you're cool and want us to hit our goals a lot faster. I'm sure we'll throw in some extra-special treatment here and there. 
Goals
$247 of $500 per month
If we hit $500 a month, Dylan is required to get a pizza teardrop tattoo on his face. 
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Welcome to the "Not For Human Consumption" Patreon! 
 
In 2017, the four of us decided that starting a podcast, in a futile attempt to entertain the masses, was a great (or bad) idea. With your donations and continued support, I think we can make that happen. By subscribing, you're almost guaranteeing that we will make Dave mad one way or another, Dylan's salt level will remain at maximum, Jay can ease into his new role on the show, and Matt can steer this shit show , each and every week! 

Already a subscriber? Thank you!
Not a subscriber just yet? Well, that's terrible.

Every month, we'll be doing a bonus episode that only our subscribers have access to. Certain subscribers can even chat with us while we're recording the next *hott* episode!

Check us out at NFHCPodcast.com and on your favorite podcast app at Not For Human Consumption. New episodes every Tuesday!

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Tiers
Hello!
$1 or more per month
New subscribers will get a special 'Thanks!' from us at the end of the newest episode. 
BONUS EPISODES!
$5 or more per month
New subscribers will get a special 'Thanks!' from us at the end of the newest episode AND access to BONUS EPISODES you can only hear on Patreon!
Everything plus a LIVE chatroom!
$10 or more per month
Chat with us while we record new episodes! You'll also get bonus episodes and a special 'Thanks' for subscribing.
Includes Discord rewards
Show-off Level
$20 or more per month
Same as the $10 tier, but you're cool and want us to hit our goals a lot faster. I'm sure we'll throw in some extra-special treatment here and there.