Allan, Matt, Dylan, and Dave are creating Not For Human Consumption
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patrons

$33
per month
Welcome to the "Not For Human Consumption" Patreon! 

In 2017, the four of us (Allan, Matt, Dylan and Dave) decided that starting a podcast, in a futile attempt to entertain the masses, was a great (or bad) idea. We'd like to make 2018 and the years to come the best and the funniest they can be. With your donations and continued support, I think we can make that happen. By subscribing, you're almost guaranteeing that we will make Dave mad one way or another, Dylan can finally see the movies he's been missing out on, Matt can keep editing the show, and Allan can keep being the best mediocre host possible, each and every week! 

Already a subscriber? Thank you!
Not a subscriber just yet? Well, that's terrible.

Every month, we'll be doing a bonus episode that only our subscribers have access to. Certain subscribers can even chat with us while we're recording the next *hott* episode!

Check us out at NFHCPodcast.com and on your favorite podcast app at Not For Human Consumption. New episodes every Tuesday!
Rewards
Hello!
$1 or more per month 1 patron
New subscribers will get a special 'Thanks!' from us at the end of the newest episode. 
Shout out + Discord Chat!
$5 or more per month 1 patron
New subscribers will get a special 'Thanks!' from us at the end of the newest episode AND access to our live Discord chatroom. We'll have this running during every recording session. Come hang out with us!
Bonus Episodes!
$10 or more per month 1 patron
With this subscription tier, you'll get everything from the lower tiers PLUS access to all the bonus episodes!
Show-off Level
$20 or more per month 1 patron
Same as the $10 tier, but you're cool and want us to hit our goals a lot faster. I'm sure we'll throw in some extra-special treatment here and there. 
Goals
$33 of $500 per month
Not only will we be able to afford Matt's drinking habits, but maybe also better recording gear. Maybe.
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Welcome to the "Not For Human Consumption" Patreon! 

In 2017, the four of us (Allan, Matt, Dylan and Dave) decided that starting a podcast, in a futile attempt to entertain the masses, was a great (or bad) idea. We'd like to make 2018 and the years to come the best and the funniest they can be. With your donations and continued support, I think we can make that happen. By subscribing, you're almost guaranteeing that we will make Dave mad one way or another, Dylan can finally see the movies he's been missing out on, Matt can keep editing the show, and Allan can keep being the best mediocre host possible, each and every week! 

Already a subscriber? Thank you!
Not a subscriber just yet? Well, that's terrible.

Every month, we'll be doing a bonus episode that only our subscribers have access to. Certain subscribers can even chat with us while we're recording the next *hott* episode!

Check us out at NFHCPodcast.com and on your favorite podcast app at Not For Human Consumption. New episodes every Tuesday!

Recent posts by Allan, Matt, Dylan, and Dave

Rewards
Hello!
$1 or more per month 1 patron
New subscribers will get a special 'Thanks!' from us at the end of the newest episode. 
Shout out + Discord Chat!
$5 or more per month 1 patron
New subscribers will get a special 'Thanks!' from us at the end of the newest episode AND access to our live Discord chatroom. We'll have this running during every recording session. Come hang out with us!
Bonus Episodes!
$10 or more per month 1 patron
With this subscription tier, you'll get everything from the lower tiers PLUS access to all the bonus episodes!
Show-off Level
$20 or more per month 1 patron
Same as the $10 tier, but you're cool and want us to hit our goals a lot faster. I'm sure we'll throw in some extra-special treatment here and there.