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Welcome to the "Not For Human Consumption" Patreon! 
In 2017, the four of us decided that starting a podcast, in a futile attempt to entertain the masses, was a great (or bad) idea. With your donations and continued support, I think we can make that happen. By subscribing, you're almost guaranteeing that we will make Dave mad one way or another, Dylan's salt level will remain at maximum, Jay can ease into his new role on the show, and Matt can steer this shit show , each and every week! 

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If we hit $500 a month, Dylan is required to get a pizza teardrop tattoo on his face. 
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