Nate Burr is creating edgy YouTube videos for 15 year olds
11
patrons
$61
per month
Know what really sucks? YouTube ad revenue. It’s only, like, $1 for every thousand views or so. And now that I’m 18 and trying to move on with life and whatnot, that requires money. As fun as YouTube is, I certainly can’t live on it right now. So I’m going to beg for money.

I’m starting a Patreon. Now, before you get spooked away, there is some awesome stuff for you. Benefits. Rewards. Good vibes. Let me walk you through it. It’s pretty exciting.

For $1!

You’ll get access to my Patreon-only blog. That doesn’t sound like much… but it is. I promise. On there, I’ll be sharing some exclusive extra content. For example, I wrote a full-length novel in middle school about a group of runaway teenagers who end up getting in gang wars and stuff. It’s really edgy and really really bad. My own girlfriend says it’s bad.

Also, stuff like ukulele lessons, rants, opinions, song suggestions for you, pictures of my dogs, all the extra things I don’t share on Twitter or YouTube will all live there. Plus works in progress, updates, vlogs, covers, tons of extra stuff. It’ll be rad.

Plus you’ll have my undying gratitude. I mean you don’t care but I do. Bless up.

For $5!

This is where things get interesting.

You’ll have access to the blog and have my thanks and stuff… but you’re paying top dollar. $5? That’s like 40 minutes of minimum wage labor in America. For that, you’ll be getting exclusive access to my future projects early. Every YouTube video I post? It’ll go on Patreon 24 hours early. If I plan on releasing a song or album (cough cough Raccoon Tour cough cough) it’ll go on there first. You’ll get to leave your “first” comments and ACTUALLY be first.

Plus, you’ll get shout outs at the end of every video. I’ll read off your name and say thank you, assuming your name isn’t vulgar or anything. Grandma still watches my videos.

And finally, I plan on doing a monthly drawing. For what, you may ask? Well, band merch. My old band shirts. Once a month, I’ll draw someone’s name and send them one a shirt from my personal collection. I might include a little history with each one too. For example, “this is the shirt I was wearing when I had my first kiss,” “I wore this to a King and Queen of the Losers concert,” etc. Is it weird and unconventional? Yeah. Personal? Definitely. It’ll be hard to part with some of these, but it’s worth it in my eyes to show gratitude to you.

For $6.66!

You get the evil Satanic horrible tier. It’s exactly the same as the $5 tier but you get the gratification of having $6.66 charged to your account. Only 13 people get this privilege by the way.

For $15!

Hot diggity dang. For $15 per month, I’ll try my darned hardest to make it worth your while.

You will get everything above, from the blog with the novels and ukulele tutorials and vlogs and stuff, to the monthly shirt drawing… I’ll give ya shout outs, but I’ll also include a message too. It’ll be like “MyChemicalPiercedBridesAtTheDisco wants to say hi to their grandma” or something like that. Plus, I’ll send you a handwritten note and a bag of Skittles. Additionally, if I happen to ever be in your area doing a live event, whether it be with Raccoon Tour or King and Queen of the Losers or whatever, I’ll add you on the guest list and you’ll get free admission. Hang out backstage if they let me take you even. I’ll take ya out for lunch. I’ve done it before. I’ll do it again.
And finally, let’s just say I were to release a commercial album or a movie or something like that… It’s going on this Patreon first for you to listen to, watch, and download before anybody else.


You’re probably thinking, “Well, all that is fine and dandy and whatnot, but why should I contribute to you? Like, why do you need money?” That’s a fantastic question.

Contrary to popular belief, YouTube videos take a long time to make. They don’t just pop up out of nowhere. You don’t see the dozens of hours that go into making content, you just see the 7 minute product and continue on with your day and think nothing of it.

And the funny thing about being a legal adult and moving out and living alone and stuff is that everything costs money. Food, rent, Netflix, internet… yikes. Everything is so expensive. If I want to continue working on YouTube as actively as I’d like, I gotta have more dependable cash stream.

That’s where you come in. If you enjoy my videos and want to help me grow and continue, this Patreon is the best way to do so! And I’m gonna do everything I can to make it worth your time.
Tiers
Homie
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
Ur so sweet bless up. Thank you so much! You will get:

-Access to my Patreon-only blog!

-My eternal gratitude!

Homedog
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
Holy cow wow geez. We'll take extra-good care of you at this tier. You will get:

-Access to my Patreon-only blog!

-My eternal gratitude!

-Early access to upcoming videos!

-Entry in my monthly shirt giveaway!

-Shout outs at the end of every video!

Tu spiri O Satana nel verso mio
$6.66 or more per month 4 of 13 patrons
Exactly the same as the $5 tier but a lot edgier. God has abandoned us. There is only fire and suffering.
Friendo
$15 or more per month 3 patrons
Jeez oh howdy. For this tier you will get:

-Access to my Patreon-only blog!

-My eternal gratitude!

-Early access to upcoming videos!

-Entry in my monthly shirt giveaway!

-Shout outs and a message at the end of every video!

-A hand-written note!

-Free access to any live events!

-Free early access to future BIG projects!

-Skittles

-Skittles

-SKITTLES

-S K I T T L E S

Goals
$61 of $100 per month
Oof that's a lotta money. For $100 I'll make a video detailing my record collection. I've been putting it off for long enough.
1 of 3
Know what really sucks? YouTube ad revenue. It’s only, like, $1 for every thousand views or so. And now that I’m 18 and trying to move on with life and whatnot, that requires money. As fun as YouTube is, I certainly can’t live on it right now. So I’m going to beg for money.

I’m starting a Patreon. Now, before you get spooked away, there is some awesome stuff for you. Benefits. Rewards. Good vibes. Let me walk you through it. It’s pretty exciting.

For $1!

You’ll get access to my Patreon-only blog. That doesn’t sound like much… but it is. I promise. On there, I’ll be sharing some exclusive extra content. For example, I wrote a full-length novel in middle school about a group of runaway teenagers who end up getting in gang wars and stuff. It’s really edgy and really really bad. My own girlfriend says it’s bad.

Also, stuff like ukulele lessons, rants, opinions, song suggestions for you, pictures of my dogs, all the extra things I don’t share on Twitter or YouTube will all live there. Plus works in progress, updates, vlogs, covers, tons of extra stuff. It’ll be rad.

Plus you’ll have my undying gratitude. I mean you don’t care but I do. Bless up.

For $5!

This is where things get interesting.

You’ll have access to the blog and have my thanks and stuff… but you’re paying top dollar. $5? That’s like 40 minutes of minimum wage labor in America. For that, you’ll be getting exclusive access to my future projects early. Every YouTube video I post? It’ll go on Patreon 24 hours early. If I plan on releasing a song or album (cough cough Raccoon Tour cough cough) it’ll go on there first. You’ll get to leave your “first” comments and ACTUALLY be first.

Plus, you’ll get shout outs at the end of every video. I’ll read off your name and say thank you, assuming your name isn’t vulgar or anything. Grandma still watches my videos.

And finally, I plan on doing a monthly drawing. For what, you may ask? Well, band merch. My old band shirts. Once a month, I’ll draw someone’s name and send them one a shirt from my personal collection. I might include a little history with each one too. For example, “this is the shirt I was wearing when I had my first kiss,” “I wore this to a King and Queen of the Losers concert,” etc. Is it weird and unconventional? Yeah. Personal? Definitely. It’ll be hard to part with some of these, but it’s worth it in my eyes to show gratitude to you.

For $6.66!

You get the evil Satanic horrible tier. It’s exactly the same as the $5 tier but you get the gratification of having $6.66 charged to your account. Only 13 people get this privilege by the way.

For $15!

Hot diggity dang. For $15 per month, I’ll try my darned hardest to make it worth your while.

You will get everything above, from the blog with the novels and ukulele tutorials and vlogs and stuff, to the monthly shirt drawing… I’ll give ya shout outs, but I’ll also include a message too. It’ll be like “MyChemicalPiercedBridesAtTheDisco wants to say hi to their grandma” or something like that. Plus, I’ll send you a handwritten note and a bag of Skittles. Additionally, if I happen to ever be in your area doing a live event, whether it be with Raccoon Tour or King and Queen of the Losers or whatever, I’ll add you on the guest list and you’ll get free admission. Hang out backstage if they let me take you even. I’ll take ya out for lunch. I’ve done it before. I’ll do it again.
And finally, let’s just say I were to release a commercial album or a movie or something like that… It’s going on this Patreon first for you to listen to, watch, and download before anybody else.


You’re probably thinking, “Well, all that is fine and dandy and whatnot, but why should I contribute to you? Like, why do you need money?” That’s a fantastic question.

Contrary to popular belief, YouTube videos take a long time to make. They don’t just pop up out of nowhere. You don’t see the dozens of hours that go into making content, you just see the 7 minute product and continue on with your day and think nothing of it.

And the funny thing about being a legal adult and moving out and living alone and stuff is that everything costs money. Food, rent, Netflix, internet… yikes. Everything is so expensive. If I want to continue working on YouTube as actively as I’d like, I gotta have more dependable cash stream.

That’s where you come in. If you enjoy my videos and want to help me grow and continue, this Patreon is the best way to do so! And I’m gonna do everything I can to make it worth your time.

Recent posts by Nate Burr

Tiers
Homie
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
Ur so sweet bless up. Thank you so much! You will get:

-Access to my Patreon-only blog!

-My eternal gratitude!

Homedog
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
Holy cow wow geez. We'll take extra-good care of you at this tier. You will get:

-Access to my Patreon-only blog!

-My eternal gratitude!

-Early access to upcoming videos!

-Entry in my monthly shirt giveaway!

-Shout outs at the end of every video!

Tu spiri O Satana nel verso mio
$6.66 or more per month 4 of 13 patrons
Exactly the same as the $5 tier but a lot edgier. God has abandoned us. There is only fire and suffering.
Friendo
$15 or more per month 3 patrons
Jeez oh howdy. For this tier you will get:

-Access to my Patreon-only blog!

-My eternal gratitude!

-Early access to upcoming videos!

-Entry in my monthly shirt giveaway!

-Shout outs and a message at the end of every video!

-A hand-written note!

-Free access to any live events!

-Free early access to future BIG projects!

-Skittles

-Skittles

-SKITTLES

-S K I T T L E S