New Player Has Joined is creating Video Game Podcasts and Reviews
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Each episode explores the video games people love and why they love them.
Why do we imprint hard on certain games, and how do those games imprint on us? Keith and Jesse chat with celebrities, game developers, industry pros, and some folks you’d never guess are into video games.

Past guests include: Ron Funches, Adam Conover, David X. Cohen, Amanda Seales, Mike Drucker, Billy West and more.

Joining this Patreon gets you access to extra episodes every thursday, written game reviews, buttons and all future fun stuff.

www.newplayerhasjoined.com

https://twitter.com/NewPlayerPod
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Tiers
NPC
$1 or more per month

Thank you for your support! We promise to put your dollar to good use. :D

New Player
$5 or more per month

 Access to the NPHJ Let's Play video series. Watch Keith and Jesse enjoy and/or roast a game every other week in video form. Get in on some new content and tons of jokes you won't hear from the podcast alone.
 

Includes Discord rewards
Mailbag
$7 or more per month

Now you not only get the videos, but you have the ability to write a question to Keith and Jesse at any time and have them answer it in a monthly mailbag segment on the show! Want to know what their favorite game of 2004 was? Ask away! 

Loot Committee
$10 or more per month

Merch deals! On top of the previous perks, every month Keith and Jesse will send you a promo code for some sweet discounts on NPHJ merch. From coffee mugs that tell James Lipton to fuck himself, to t-shirts that tell James Lipton to fuck himself, the possibilities are endless and James Lipton can fuck himself. 

NPHJ VIP
$30 or more per month

You're just a very nice person. At this point you get all the perks, and you're a full blown NPHJ VIP. If you want to see a NPHJ live show, you're in for free. When the show does any give-aways, you're priority. Basically this tier is for people with a little extra cash to give and a lot of love for the show. And you know what? Keith and Jesse love people at this tier right back. The other tiers? Just friends.

Godlike
$1,000 or more per month

 We dare you to do this. We DOUBLE dare you to do this. You're not gonna do this. 


 ...but if you do, Keith and Jesse will do something bonkers. Maybe they'll re-enact a video game moment of your choice for you. The world is your oyster at $1,000. 

Wealthy People Only
$5,000 or more per month

This would be fucking crazy. Screw it, if you do this Keith and Jesse will just record a full hour long episode where they say nothing but your name. Literally. An hour of just your name. And they'll release as an actual episode. Yeah, they can be bought. 

Money Means Nothing
$10,000 or more per month

 Are you a drug dealer or a politician? 

Goals
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We'll Keep Doing This!
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Each episode explores the video games people love and why they love them.
Why do we imprint hard on certain games, and how do those games imprint on us? Keith and Jesse chat with celebrities, game developers, industry pros, and some folks you’d never guess are into video games.

Past guests include: Ron Funches, Adam Conover, David X. Cohen, Amanda Seales, Mike Drucker, Billy West and more.

Joining this Patreon gets you access to extra episodes every thursday, written game reviews, buttons and all future fun stuff.

www.newplayerhasjoined.com

https://twitter.com/NewPlayerPod
https://starburns.audio/podcasts/new-player-has-jo...


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Tiers
NPC
$1 or more per month

Thank you for your support! We promise to put your dollar to good use. :D

New Player
$5 or more per month

 Access to the NPHJ Let's Play video series. Watch Keith and Jesse enjoy and/or roast a game every other week in video form. Get in on some new content and tons of jokes you won't hear from the podcast alone.
 

Includes Discord rewards
Mailbag
$7 or more per month

Now you not only get the videos, but you have the ability to write a question to Keith and Jesse at any time and have them answer it in a monthly mailbag segment on the show! Want to know what their favorite game of 2004 was? Ask away! 

Loot Committee
$10 or more per month

Merch deals! On top of the previous perks, every month Keith and Jesse will send you a promo code for some sweet discounts on NPHJ merch. From coffee mugs that tell James Lipton to fuck himself, to t-shirts that tell James Lipton to fuck himself, the possibilities are endless and James Lipton can fuck himself. 

NPHJ VIP
$30 or more per month

You're just a very nice person. At this point you get all the perks, and you're a full blown NPHJ VIP. If you want to see a NPHJ live show, you're in for free. When the show does any give-aways, you're priority. Basically this tier is for people with a little extra cash to give and a lot of love for the show. And you know what? Keith and Jesse love people at this tier right back. The other tiers? Just friends.

Godlike
$1,000 or more per month

 We dare you to do this. We DOUBLE dare you to do this. You're not gonna do this. 


 ...but if you do, Keith and Jesse will do something bonkers. Maybe they'll re-enact a video game moment of your choice for you. The world is your oyster at $1,000. 

Wealthy People Only
$5,000 or more per month

This would be fucking crazy. Screw it, if you do this Keith and Jesse will just record a full hour long episode where they say nothing but your name. Literally. An hour of just your name. And they'll release as an actual episode. Yeah, they can be bought. 

Money Means Nothing
$10,000 or more per month

 Are you a drug dealer or a politician?