New Wave Feminists are creating Youtube Videos, Blogs, Graphics
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Hey y'all! Thanks for finding us on Patreon!

So the reason we're here is two-fold. First of all, there's just some content that our reg audience can't handle. Won't handle. By God, doesn't WANT to handle. And it takes a special breed of person (you… you're that breed) to find enjoyment in two drunk betches talking about vaginas, feminism, human rights, and Jesus, all while saying the F-word.

We're not for the faint of heart. 

The good news is, we're pretty damn funny (and KHatt does a noice Nancy Grace impression) so all you have to do is pop a bottle, pull up a chair (or beanbag, we're not here to judge) and enjoy our tomfoolery with us. 

The second reason is 'cause we po.

Pro-Life feminism pays jack shit, and in order for us to spend more time indoctrinating the youth of America with our nonsense, we're gonna have to find a way to monetize this. Like seriously. Our husbands are going to make us quit feminism if it keeps costing us this much since we pay for everything out of pocket right now. Kristen already had to get a terrible part-time job and I'm considering selling a kidney on the black market. It feels greedy to keep them both. 

And neither of us is greedy, which is why we want to do something like Patreon because it allows us to give something to you! We have amazingly creative followers, but we get that not all of you have the time to impersonate Cecile Richards as famed rapper, C-Money, and upload it to the youtubes. So tell us what you'd like to see in our videos and assuming your ideas aren't absolutely gawd-awful we'll totally do them! And probably even give you credit because we ain't even tryna be assholes like that! 

Ok, that's all I got. Love y'all long time. Become our Patrons. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Peace out, Destiny
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Pledge $1 or more per month
You'll get access to our patron-only feed AND our endless appreciation for joining our team!
Pledge $3 or more per month
We'll let you sit at our table at lunch, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $5 or more per month
Five dollar make you holla… by giving you access to "Drunk Feminism."

Basically, these are the videos we can't really share on our public fb because there are children around. But it's probably some of the funniest shit we film.

Plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $10 or more per month
We'll add you to our exclusive "think-tank" Facebook group where we ask for feedback on memes, videos, and blogs before they're ever posted. 

Plus all previous rewards. And rewards in heaven.
Pledge $10,000 or more per month
only 1 left
We will tattoo your name on our body. 

Oh, plus all previous rewards.
Hey y'all! Thanks for finding us on Patreon!

So the reason we're here is two-fold. First of all, there's just some content that our reg audience can't handle. Won't handle. By God, doesn't WANT to handle. And it takes a special breed of person (you… you're that breed) to find enjoyment in two drunk betches talking about vaginas, feminism, human rights, and Jesus, all while saying the F-word.

We're not for the faint of heart. 

The good news is, we're pretty damn funny (and KHatt does a noice Nancy Grace impression) so all you have to do is pop a bottle, pull up a chair (or beanbag, we're not here to judge) and enjoy our tomfoolery with us. 

The second reason is 'cause we po.

Pro-Life feminism pays jack shit, and in order for us to spend more time indoctrinating the youth of America with our nonsense, we're gonna have to find a way to monetize this. Like seriously. Our husbands are going to make us quit feminism if it keeps costing us this much since we pay for everything out of pocket right now. Kristen already had to get a terrible part-time job and I'm considering selling a kidney on the black market. It feels greedy to keep them both. 

And neither of us is greedy, which is why we want to do something like Patreon because it allows us to give something to you! We have amazingly creative followers, but we get that not all of you have the time to impersonate Cecile Richards as famed rapper, C-Money, and upload it to the youtubes. So tell us what you'd like to see in our videos and assuming your ideas aren't absolutely gawd-awful we'll totally do them! And probably even give you credit because we ain't even tryna be assholes like that! 

Ok, that's all I got. Love y'all long time. Become our Patrons. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Peace out, Destiny

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
You'll get access to our patron-only feed AND our endless appreciation for joining our team!
Pledge $3 or more per month
We'll let you sit at our table at lunch, plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $5 or more per month
Five dollar make you holla… by giving you access to "Drunk Feminism."

Basically, these are the videos we can't really share on our public fb because there are children around. But it's probably some of the funniest shit we film.

Plus all previous rewards.
Pledge $10 or more per month
We'll add you to our exclusive "think-tank" Facebook group where we ask for feedback on memes, videos, and blogs before they're ever posted. 

Plus all previous rewards. And rewards in heaven.
Pledge $10,000 or more per month
only 1 left
We will tattoo your name on our body. 

Oh, plus all previous rewards.