Nplagma is creating Videos, Animations, Streaming, Scripts
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I'm sorry I don't have big jugs- if I did, I would gladly let you drool over my amazing cleavage (and yes, it would be amazing).

Not Just Supporting, Investing

I'll take all of the support I can get, but, except for the lowest tiers, you should consider yourselves more like investors. If I ever start getting paid real money to do what I've been doing, you're going to get back the money you've pledged and then some. I can't give specifics since I have no idea what those numbers will look like, but if you're a major part of keeping Nplagma going and then I hit it big, I'm not going to forget the people who supported me. I've been known to send my actors $50 over a year after an animation was made because the video took off and they were a vital part of its success. When I make $, my team makes $. I'm not greedy, and I'm grateful to everyone who allows me to continue to make amazing content.

Your Support = I can Keep Producing Content
In short, with your support, I'm going to stay in the game. I'll make Tribunal videos that only get 30,000 views. I'll stream several nights a week even though I don't get a single dime from Twitch or Youtube for it. I'll continue to pay animators and actors to help me bring my stories to life. And if you pay attention, yes, they are stories- with characters. My animations aren't two bros ranting about what happens in League that we've all experienced a million times.

But Aren't You Making Like a Zillion Bucks?!
I spend an inordinate amount of time on videos that may only get 10k views. Thanks to adblock and crappy YT cpm, the first 1 million views of Garen's Lore made $220. Only 320,000 of those views were monetized, then Youtube took their 45% cut, then whatever multi-channel network I happened to be signed with while that video was online took their cut. I learned my lesson about MCNs, but even without those leeches, a few hundred bucks for a million views?

People ask me when the next Tribunal video is coming out; you mean the one I'll spend 30 hours making and get $2.44 in YouTube revenue for? I want to, but I work full-time...


Few people know this, but I get email notifications for EVERY SINGLE COMMENT on my channel. Why? Because nothing makes me happier than knowing people are enjoying my video(s). Sure, sometimes the comments are negative, but nothing's more valuable than negative feedback, even if it's from some piece of sh*t hater. ;) jk
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Pledge $1 or more per month
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You'll have my thanks, of course, but you will also get to see my videos before they're posted for the general public; i.e., when they're done, but before I've applied all of the extras I need before putting online. Sometimes I hold on to videos for close to a year before anyone ever sees them. E.g., Tribunal Court 3 came out in April 2015; you would've seen it in May 2014.
Pledge $2 or more per month
0 patrons
The above reward.Receive a digital (pdf) copy of EVERY script I complete. It may be a script I'm about to start making, it may be one that was wishful thinking and will never leave a folder on my hard drive. Either way, you're going to get the chance to read it.
Pledge $3 or more per month
0 patrons
1. The above rewards.
2. Access to a folder containing ALL of my unproduced scripts; I have way too many, sadly. They may not have been made, but I guarantee they're funny as sh*t. Some of them include:
  • Dr. Mario (entire series)
  • Busted! (half a season)
  • The rest of the Mario, Lead Detective series (the first 4 episodes of which were aired on Machinima)
  • An unmade Minecraft High starring my Muslim friend in LA
  • How To with Tom & Cary shifting to LoL episode
  • and many more!

    You'll even get to see the spec scripts I wrote while living in LA (spec scripts are scripts you write for well-known shows currently in production. I wrote specs for Archer, Modern Family, and The Office).
3. Any produced but unpublished videos I've made. There aren't many, but they're out there (included one online right now on the failed NplagmaNow channel).
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
1. All of the above rewards.
2. You'll be able to provide feedback to my scripts that are in production (I'll tell you which need feedback). I may hate every suggestion and ask out your sister as punishment for such horrible ideas, but maybe you don't have a sister, and maybe the ideas are genius. If it's the latter, and I use your suggestion, you'll be listed as a Script Consultant in the credits.
3. Permanent spot on any of my social media profiles. Skype, Facebook, even in-game stuff like League of Legends friend list, Steam, etc. If it has an "add friend" function and I use it, you're added.
Pledge $10 or more per month
1 patron
1. The above rewards.
2. Starting at this tier, you'll be considered an investor in terms of my future success. I'm not saying if I make $1 million you're getting 10%, but if I start getting paid what I should be getting paid, and you've donated $120 over the past year, you'll get that back and then some.
3. Highly preferential treatment joining me in League, or any other game where you could feasibly join me. What does highly preferential mean? It means I'd have to have a very, very good reason for not letting you join (like if I'm playing one-on-one and skyping with a hot chick, but even then you could join the game, just not our call. You understand ;))
4. At least once a month, I will play League with you as any character you've ever seen me play. Master Yi from My First Time Playing, The Biggest Douche in League History from his Tribunal reports, Dylan from Minecraft High, the Two-Headed Minion from Minion Training College, and whoever else I missed.
5. I will consider any ideas you want to propose. If I don't use it, you'll get a detailed explanation as to why. If I do make your idea, you'll be listed as the creator (which is huge). Unless your idea was 5-words long and then I develop it into gold, then it'll be "inspired by."
6. If I'm casting a new actor (rare, but it happens), you'll be able to weigh-in on my finalists for the part. Then I'll ignore your thoughts and pick the hotter chick. I'm kidding! The hotter chick might live too far away to be a legit option.
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
1. All of the above rewards.
2. If you can produce decent enough audio, want to be a character in an animation?
3. I will download any game that I don't have (under $20 I'll pay for it; over $20, I'll cover $20, you get the rest) and, if it's multiplayer, I'll join you for a few hours while you try to teach me how to play (if it's new to me). I may hate it and never play again, but then again, it may become my new addiction, in which case I'll be playing a lot more of it, and guess who my only friend in that game will be... ;)
*After at least the 2nd month of being a patron.
Pledge $50 or more per month
0 patrons
All of the above rewards.You'll be credited as an executive producer for every non-gameplay-centric video I publish (so tribunals, animations, Noobs or Bots, etc.)I'll treat you like I would a beautiful woman. I.e., I won't ignore you on skype, I won't roll my eyes when you ask if you can be on my stream, I'll act like I'm listening when you answer my questions about yourself, etc.
Goals
$0 of $1,000 per month
I'll continue making other videos while this goes on, but half of this will go towards making another episode of Minion Training College!
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I'm sorry I don't have big jugs- if I did, I would gladly let you drool over my amazing cleavage (and yes, it would be amazing).

Not Just Supporting, Investing

I'll take all of the support I can get, but, except for the lowest tiers, you should consider yourselves more like investors. If I ever start getting paid real money to do what I've been doing, you're going to get back the money you've pledged and then some. I can't give specifics since I have no idea what those numbers will look like, but if you're a major part of keeping Nplagma going and then I hit it big, I'm not going to forget the people who supported me. I've been known to send my actors $50 over a year after an animation was made because the video took off and they were a vital part of its success. When I make $, my team makes $. I'm not greedy, and I'm grateful to everyone who allows me to continue to make amazing content.

Your Support = I can Keep Producing Content
In short, with your support, I'm going to stay in the game. I'll make Tribunal videos that only get 30,000 views. I'll stream several nights a week even though I don't get a single dime from Twitch or Youtube for it. I'll continue to pay animators and actors to help me bring my stories to life. And if you pay attention, yes, they are stories- with characters. My animations aren't two bros ranting about what happens in League that we've all experienced a million times.

But Aren't You Making Like a Zillion Bucks?!
I spend an inordinate amount of time on videos that may only get 10k views. Thanks to adblock and crappy YT cpm, the first 1 million views of Garen's Lore made $220. Only 320,000 of those views were monetized, then Youtube took their 45% cut, then whatever multi-channel network I happened to be signed with while that video was online took their cut. I learned my lesson about MCNs, but even without those leeches, a few hundred bucks for a million views?

People ask me when the next Tribunal video is coming out; you mean the one I'll spend 30 hours making and get $2.44 in YouTube revenue for? I want to, but I work full-time...


Few people know this, but I get email notifications for EVERY SINGLE COMMENT on my channel. Why? Because nothing makes me happier than knowing people are enjoying my video(s). Sure, sometimes the comments are negative, but nothing's more valuable than negative feedback, even if it's from some piece of sh*t hater. ;) jk

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
You'll have my thanks, of course, but you will also get to see my videos before they're posted for the general public; i.e., when they're done, but before I've applied all of the extras I need before putting online. Sometimes I hold on to videos for close to a year before anyone ever sees them. E.g., Tribunal Court 3 came out in April 2015; you would've seen it in May 2014.
Pledge $2 or more per month
0 patrons
The above reward.Receive a digital (pdf) copy of EVERY script I complete. It may be a script I'm about to start making, it may be one that was wishful thinking and will never leave a folder on my hard drive. Either way, you're going to get the chance to read it.
Pledge $3 or more per month
0 patrons
1. The above rewards.
2. Access to a folder containing ALL of my unproduced scripts; I have way too many, sadly. They may not have been made, but I guarantee they're funny as sh*t. Some of them include:
  • Dr. Mario (entire series)
  • Busted! (half a season)
  • The rest of the Mario, Lead Detective series (the first 4 episodes of which were aired on Machinima)
  • An unmade Minecraft High starring my Muslim friend in LA
  • How To with Tom & Cary shifting to LoL episode
  • and many more!

    You'll even get to see the spec scripts I wrote while living in LA (spec scripts are scripts you write for well-known shows currently in production. I wrote specs for Archer, Modern Family, and The Office).
3. Any produced but unpublished videos I've made. There aren't many, but they're out there (included one online right now on the failed NplagmaNow channel).
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
1. All of the above rewards.
2. You'll be able to provide feedback to my scripts that are in production (I'll tell you which need feedback). I may hate every suggestion and ask out your sister as punishment for such horrible ideas, but maybe you don't have a sister, and maybe the ideas are genius. If it's the latter, and I use your suggestion, you'll be listed as a Script Consultant in the credits.
3. Permanent spot on any of my social media profiles. Skype, Facebook, even in-game stuff like League of Legends friend list, Steam, etc. If it has an "add friend" function and I use it, you're added.
Pledge $10 or more per month
1 patron
1. The above rewards.
2. Starting at this tier, you'll be considered an investor in terms of my future success. I'm not saying if I make $1 million you're getting 10%, but if I start getting paid what I should be getting paid, and you've donated $120 over the past year, you'll get that back and then some.
3. Highly preferential treatment joining me in League, or any other game where you could feasibly join me. What does highly preferential mean? It means I'd have to have a very, very good reason for not letting you join (like if I'm playing one-on-one and skyping with a hot chick, but even then you could join the game, just not our call. You understand ;))
4. At least once a month, I will play League with you as any character you've ever seen me play. Master Yi from My First Time Playing, The Biggest Douche in League History from his Tribunal reports, Dylan from Minecraft High, the Two-Headed Minion from Minion Training College, and whoever else I missed.
5. I will consider any ideas you want to propose. If I don't use it, you'll get a detailed explanation as to why. If I do make your idea, you'll be listed as the creator (which is huge). Unless your idea was 5-words long and then I develop it into gold, then it'll be "inspired by."
6. If I'm casting a new actor (rare, but it happens), you'll be able to weigh-in on my finalists for the part. Then I'll ignore your thoughts and pick the hotter chick. I'm kidding! The hotter chick might live too far away to be a legit option.
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
1. All of the above rewards.
2. If you can produce decent enough audio, want to be a character in an animation?
3. I will download any game that I don't have (under $20 I'll pay for it; over $20, I'll cover $20, you get the rest) and, if it's multiplayer, I'll join you for a few hours while you try to teach me how to play (if it's new to me). I may hate it and never play again, but then again, it may become my new addiction, in which case I'll be playing a lot more of it, and guess who my only friend in that game will be... ;)
*After at least the 2nd month of being a patron.
Pledge $50 or more per month
0 patrons
All of the above rewards.You'll be credited as an executive producer for every non-gameplay-centric video I publish (so tribunals, animations, Noobs or Bots, etc.)I'll treat you like I would a beautiful woman. I.e., I won't ignore you on skype, I won't roll my eyes when you ask if you can be on my stream, I'll act like I'm listening when you answer my questions about yourself, etc.