Nuclear Takes is creating dystopian nightmares
8
patrons
$30
per month
Welcome to the Nuclear Takes tip jar. If you appreciate the fetid hell we unleash upon our psyches on a daily basis by undertaking our dark work, feel free to drop a buck in the tip jar by subscribing! If you're new here, please take a minute to listen to our introductory themesong, embedded above.

twitter.com/nucleartakes
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Tiers
Hellish Ghoul
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
  • Pictures of our cats, maybe?
  • News-posts, if we make them
  • Access to a terrible discord community, set up for and comprised entirely of your fellow nuke aficionados, run by the two admins of Nuclear Takes
Includes Discord rewards
Desperate Wastelander
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • All the same access granted to the previous tier, plus
  • A special color and rank in Discord to stand out from the herd, proving your ability to frivolously waste money on us
  • We might be more responsive to your messages!
Includes Discord rewards
Radioactive Hermit
$25 or more per month 1 patron
  • All the same access granted to the previous tiers, plus
  • An even more special-er color in Discord, to prove you're really financially unintelligent
  • No seriously why are you giving us this much money
  • @killeveryhetero might play some video games with you at some point, maybe!
Includes Discord rewards
Deranged Lunatic
$69 or more per month 0 patrons
 
  • All the same access granted to the previous tiers, plus
  • The special-ist color in Discord, to prove that you've donated The Sex Number
  • Please don't do this
  • We don't deserve this much money from you
  • .....nice
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$30 of $69 per month
nice
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Welcome to the Nuclear Takes tip jar. If you appreciate the fetid hell we unleash upon our psyches on a daily basis by undertaking our dark work, feel free to drop a buck in the tip jar by subscribing! If you're new here, please take a minute to listen to our introductory themesong, embedded above.

twitter.com/nucleartakes
twitter.com/butnopotato

Recent posts by Nuclear Takes

Tiers
Hellish Ghoul
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
  • Pictures of our cats, maybe?
  • News-posts, if we make them
  • Access to a terrible discord community, set up for and comprised entirely of your fellow nuke aficionados, run by the two admins of Nuclear Takes
Includes Discord rewards
Desperate Wastelander
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • All the same access granted to the previous tier, plus
  • A special color and rank in Discord to stand out from the herd, proving your ability to frivolously waste money on us
  • We might be more responsive to your messages!
Includes Discord rewards
Radioactive Hermit
$25 or more per month 1 patron
  • All the same access granted to the previous tiers, plus
  • An even more special-er color in Discord, to prove you're really financially unintelligent
  • No seriously why are you giving us this much money
  • @killeveryhetero might play some video games with you at some point, maybe!
Includes Discord rewards
Deranged Lunatic
$69 or more per month 0 patrons
 
  • All the same access granted to the previous tiers, plus
  • The special-ist color in Discord, to prove that you've donated The Sex Number
  • Please don't do this
  • We don't deserve this much money from you
  • .....nice
Includes Discord rewards