Oh No! Lit Class is creating A Podcast that Ruins Required Reading
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Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. No, no come in, sit down. Would you like a drink? Well, I'm sorry this is a website so I can't do that, but I wish I could. Go get a drink and pretend I gave it to you.

Where are you? Why, the Patreon for Oh No! Lit Class, of course! We (that would be Megan and RJ) love tickling your eardrums with our mouth-sounds about classic novels, plays, poetry, dubious financial advice, and weird sex jokes and we super duper love you weirdos that love our show and give us your support!

I feel like I just said "love" way too many times there. Oh well. So here's the thing: we love making this show (wait, no, I said "love" again) but it takes a crazy long time, between researching, writing, recording, editing, promoting, and telling RJ to Take That Out of His Mouth That's Not Food, we spend more time on this show than we do on our jobs that pay us actual real money.

And this is way more fun than our jobs anyway, so we want to make it even better! And also feed ourselves and our cat! Our cat Hungers and we fear him. So we won't beat around the bush: your money can help us buy things to both make the show better to listen to and also keep us from being devoured by our cat.

But we ain't about giving something for nothing! Financin' with RJ would call that a bad investment and so if you choose to be the best person ever oh my gosh, you can rest assured you will get Cool Stuff in return. Because you're cool, and we're cool. We're all so dang cool.

Thank you so much for putting up with us and helping us continue to fill our corner of the podsphere with literary nonsense. We love you. Don't make it weird, just accept it.

-Megan and RJ
Tiers
Auditing
$1 or more per month
Oh hey, you checking the class out? Well, maybe we're checking you out. In a totally appropriate way. Obviously. Your single sexy Washington nets you: 


- Access to bonus content! 

- A regular shout-out on the show!

- The knowledge that you're Better Than Most People!

Enrolling
$3 or more per month
Looks like someone's getting ready for class (why are all of these coming out sounding so sexual? I'm so sorry). Your three Georgerinos gets you:


-  The content

- The shout-outs

- A hand-written message that probably has a wiener drawn on it!

- The power to choose the next book we do on the show! My God! The power! THE POWERRRRR

Orientation
$5 or more per month
Are you in the right classroom? You are if it's the classroom for amazing people! Five bucks is a lot of money, holy cow! Your sweet, noble Lincoln gets you:


- That content yo

- The shout-outs

- The lovingly-crafted messages

- The power to vote with your clicks (and hearts and minds)

- Some dope stickers exclusively available here!

Teacher's Pet
$15 or more per month
Really? Really?! Oh my gosh you're so great, we need to go lie down for an hour. A FULL HOUR. Your Hamilton and Pals gets you:


- All of the before things. Yes, all of them!

- A kick-ass, totally exclusive Oh No! Lit Class poster that Megan made with her hands (and a computer). 

Head of the Class
$25 or more per month
I'm dead and it's because you killed me by being so goddamn amazing. You did this. 


With your contribution, we can make Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Jackson kiss and you get membership into the Oh No! Lit Class Afterschool Club, which includes all of that other stuff we already listed:


- Shout-outs

- Book votes

- Dong-messages

- Exclusive posters


AND:

- AN EXCLUSIVE OH NO! LIT CLASS T-SHIRT EVERY MONTH FOR A YEAR. It's all yours, you get to keep them and wear them and be like "woah damn I look so good in these shirts" Each month is different and they cannot be bought in our store, because they're just for you.

Substitute Teacher
$50 or more per month
This is a Very Special Tier, a tier that provides maybe too much power. You get all the other stuff and also...


You pick the book. No holds barred, no vote-polling, you pick. And we do it. 


**The Rules**

1. You get to do this ONCE. So make it count.


2. If you pick something truly, deeply screwed up for no good reason except the sheer purpose of being an Edgelord trying to ruin everyone's good time, we reserve the right to refuse and you will be refunded. Use your common sense.


3. Tell RJ he's pretty.

Goals
45% complete
Just makes life a lot easier for us. Not to be redundant but still, affording better equipment, being able to offer sexier rewards, not feeling like we're dancing on the knife's edge of poverty, etc. etc.
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Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. No, no come in, sit down. Would you like a drink? Well, I'm sorry this is a website so I can't do that, but I wish I could. Go get a drink and pretend I gave it to you.

Where are you? Why, the Patreon for Oh No! Lit Class, of course! We (that would be Megan and RJ) love tickling your eardrums with our mouth-sounds about classic novels, plays, poetry, dubious financial advice, and weird sex jokes and we super duper love you weirdos that love our show and give us your support!

I feel like I just said "love" way too many times there. Oh well. So here's the thing: we love making this show (wait, no, I said "love" again) but it takes a crazy long time, between researching, writing, recording, editing, promoting, and telling RJ to Take That Out of His Mouth That's Not Food, we spend more time on this show than we do on our jobs that pay us actual real money.

And this is way more fun than our jobs anyway, so we want to make it even better! And also feed ourselves and our cat! Our cat Hungers and we fear him. So we won't beat around the bush: your money can help us buy things to both make the show better to listen to and also keep us from being devoured by our cat.

But we ain't about giving something for nothing! Financin' with RJ would call that a bad investment and so if you choose to be the best person ever oh my gosh, you can rest assured you will get Cool Stuff in return. Because you're cool, and we're cool. We're all so dang cool.

Thank you so much for putting up with us and helping us continue to fill our corner of the podsphere with literary nonsense. We love you. Don't make it weird, just accept it.

-Megan and RJ

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Tiers
Auditing
$1 or more per month
Oh hey, you checking the class out? Well, maybe we're checking you out. In a totally appropriate way. Obviously. Your single sexy Washington nets you: 


- Access to bonus content! 

- A regular shout-out on the show!

- The knowledge that you're Better Than Most People!

Enrolling
$3 or more per month
Looks like someone's getting ready for class (why are all of these coming out sounding so sexual? I'm so sorry). Your three Georgerinos gets you:


-  The content

- The shout-outs

- A hand-written message that probably has a wiener drawn on it!

- The power to choose the next book we do on the show! My God! The power! THE POWERRRRR

Orientation
$5 or more per month
Are you in the right classroom? You are if it's the classroom for amazing people! Five bucks is a lot of money, holy cow! Your sweet, noble Lincoln gets you:


- That content yo

- The shout-outs

- The lovingly-crafted messages

- The power to vote with your clicks (and hearts and minds)

- Some dope stickers exclusively available here!

Teacher's Pet
$15 or more per month
Really? Really?! Oh my gosh you're so great, we need to go lie down for an hour. A FULL HOUR. Your Hamilton and Pals gets you:


- All of the before things. Yes, all of them!

- A kick-ass, totally exclusive Oh No! Lit Class poster that Megan made with her hands (and a computer). 

Head of the Class
$25 or more per month
I'm dead and it's because you killed me by being so goddamn amazing. You did this. 


With your contribution, we can make Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Jackson kiss and you get membership into the Oh No! Lit Class Afterschool Club, which includes all of that other stuff we already listed:


- Shout-outs

- Book votes

- Dong-messages

- Exclusive posters


AND:

- AN EXCLUSIVE OH NO! LIT CLASS T-SHIRT EVERY MONTH FOR A YEAR. It's all yours, you get to keep them and wear them and be like "woah damn I look so good in these shirts" Each month is different and they cannot be bought in our store, because they're just for you.

Substitute Teacher
$50 or more per month
This is a Very Special Tier, a tier that provides maybe too much power. You get all the other stuff and also...


You pick the book. No holds barred, no vote-polling, you pick. And we do it. 


**The Rules**

1. You get to do this ONCE. So make it count.


2. If you pick something truly, deeply screwed up for no good reason except the sheer purpose of being an Edgelord trying to ruin everyone's good time, we reserve the right to refuse and you will be refunded. Use your common sense.


3. Tell RJ he's pretty.