Ophelia's Darlings

are creating a safe space to speak honestly about depression, sex, & cannabis

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Want to be part of something that actually makes a difference?


Hey there - I'm Ophelia. I have a science degree and am the founder of a blog that provides education, personal stories, reviews, and advice regarding depression, sex, and cannabis. It was recently named one of Kinkly's Top Ten New Sex Blogs of 2017, and has resonated with hundreds of readers since its inception.

By becoming Ophelia's Darling, not only will you snag some sweet exclusive rewards, you'll also be contributing to something much larger - a safe place where everyone can speak freely and anonymously about incredibly personal topics without judgment or repercussions. Mental health, intimacy, and marijuana are often considered to be taboo topics, and it's difficult  to find websites with an honest discussion about them individually. So how rare is a blog that celebrates the blissful union of the three? They are so intertwined that it's about time someone stands up and dares to speak about the unspeakable. I am that person.

AND YOU CAN BE, TOO.


When you're a Darling, you become a contributor to Ophelia's which helps with expenses such as purchasing and mailing giveaway items, website hosting/domain fees, purchasing review items, traveling to and attending educational workshops and conferences for the latest information and blog post research, various marketing software, cameras and accessories, photo editing software, etc. I wouldn't normally vocalize my costs, but I do want you to know where your cherished contribution would be allocated. For as little as $1, you can be part of a revolution! It is set up to go directly to blog-related expenses, not my Amazon cart, I assure you.

THANK YOU.


Ophelia's Darlings are making the world a better place by creating a family of love and happiness. The more we work together, educate ourselves and each other, show kindness, and share our stories, the better this ride we're on will be. Thank you for your part in this - whether it's through contributing or just by reading my work. As always, my blog is nothing without you.

Find a level you're comfortable with and become Ophelia's Darling today!



Prefer to make a one-time donation? No problem - click here!
Tiers
Bronze - HAHAHAHAHA
$1 or more per month
Studies are showing that activities like watching cat videos and looking at funny memes actually benefit mental health. The results they see are that people feel more positive and energetic afterward, and that they feel fewer negative emotions such as sadness, anxiety, and annoyance. 


Well, you've put a smile on my face by becoming my Darling, so why don't I put a smile on yours? You'll be placed on a private list and receive a new mixture of hilarious things I've curated from the Internet for you once a month.



Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you   



THANK YOU!

  

Silver - Do You Concur?
$5 or more per month
Ever feel like no one is listening to you? Well, I will. 


With the Silver subscription, you'll be added to an exclusive Members Only board where your opinion matters. Occasionally I'll have a few reader questions or need fresh eyes to take a look at something, so I'll look to my trusty Board Members to guide me. 


Additionally, you'll receive a random personal fact about me each month - we should get to know each other if we're hooking up, right?


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!! 


 

Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you  
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion



THANK YOU!

Gold - Wait a Minute, Mr. Postman!
$10 or more per month
Remember back in the day when you used to get handwritten letters in the mail? It was SO exciting to receive a letter - sometimes I'd read them over and over again depending on the sender. But since the dawn of email, the handwritten letter died a quick, yet painful, death. Next to no one writes actual letters anymore (hey if you're itching to, why not write some soldiers?), so we should resurrect snail mail together.


Each month, you'll receive a different postcard from yours truly. I travel a lot, so perhaps it'll be from somewhere exciting (or not) that I've been, or maybe it'll be from right here in Boston. 


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!! 


Become a Goldmember today and get that giddy feeling again when you see me in your box.


 

Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you  
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up



THANK YOU!

Platinum - Your Name in Lights
$25 or more per month
Does a good deed even count if no one knows you did it? Well, sure it does - but it feels really nice to be recognized. When you go Platinum, your name (or your favorite alias) will be etched onto my website as a Platinum contributor for all to see your incredible generosity. You will be honored, you will be praised, you will be there for all to bow to. You are awesome.


You'll also get a private Q&A session with me. Always wondered something about me or my website? Want to know my favorite color? Wish you could ask about a detail from a story of mine? Or perhaps you just need some advice. I answer popular questions in my feature Ask Ophelia, but as a Platinum member I'll answer damn near any questions you may have personally.


AND - if you're on Twitter (if not, Instagram or Facebook), you'll get a shout out each month from me to my almost 30,000 Twitter followers. 


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!!

 


Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you 
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up
  • Your name in lights - be shown as a Platinum contributor on my website
  • Private Q&A email session - ask up to 5 questions per month
  • Twitter (or Facebook or Instagram) shout out to my 30,000 followers



THANK YOU!

Sapphire - Let's Hang Out!
$50 or more per month
Um, you wanna hang out? Sapphires are one of my favorite gems, so your reward at this level is a solo chat with me on Google Hangouts (or Twitter DM or Facebook Messenger if that's easier for you). Want to talk about your week? Complain about work? Ask me stuff? Think of it like phone sex - except without a phone or sex. Once a month we'll have a platonic chat and catch up on things - can't wait to hear from you!


I'll also record a personal video for you some time in my travels. I might be walking around the city, hiking, in my Mustang, by the lake, or in another state - but you'll be on my mind and I'll record a video just for you to send you later.  


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!!

 


Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you 
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up
  • Your name in lights - be shown as a Sapphire contributor on my website
  • Private Q&A email session - ask up to 5 questions per month
  • Twitter (or Facebook or Instagram) shout out to my 30,000 followers
  • Google Hangouts chat once per month for 30 minutes at your time of choice
  • Personal video created for you once per month and sent to you privately



THANK YOU!

Diamond
$100 or more per month
You're pretty fancy pants! Boy, do I appreciate you. I think you deserve your own story. I'll write you a 500-word piece on anything of your choice. Like my erotica? Want to be a character IN my erotica? Have a theme you want turned into a story? Surprise you? Each month I'll write a little somethin' somethin' just for you


I take a lot of pictures everywhere I go, and they all mean something to me. I have tons of pictures of nature and places I've been, and I'd love to share some of them with you from my personal collection. Never-before-seen photographs will be emailed to you each month with a little blurb about what they mean to me. 


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!!

 


Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you 
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up
  • Your name in lights - be shown as a Diamond contributor on my website
  • Private Q&A email session - ask up to 5 questions per month
  • Twitter (or Facebook or Instagram) shout out to my 30,000 followers
  • Google Hangouts chat once per month for 30 minutes at your time of choice
  • Personal video created for you once per month and sent to you privately
  • 500-word story written just for you once a month based on your specifications
  • A handful of pictures I've taken emailed to you once a month from my personal collection, with a caption for reference



THANK YOU!

The Ultimate Darling Package
$250 or more per month
Whoa, high roller! I cannot even begin to express my utmost gratitude. I promise to go out of my way to ensure you enjoy your package. I know I do. 


You deserve nothing but the best, so I will personally shop for, select, wrap, and mail you a special gift each month. It will be something different each time, but it will always be just for you from me. It'll be like your birthday every month! Woohoo!


You'll also receive a signed 5"x7" print monthly from my photography collection. Your input is welcome, of course, or I can just send you my favorite pieces.  


In addition, you'll be mailed a signed hard copy of your personalized 500-word story for you to keep each month.


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!!

 


Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you  
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up
  • Your name in lights - be shown as an Ultimate Darling contributor on my website
  • Private Q&A email session - ask up to 5 questions per month
  • Twitter (or Facebook or Instagram) shout out to my 30,000 followers
  • Google Hangouts chat once per month for 30 minutes at your time of choice
  • Personal video created for you once per month and sent to you privately
  • 500-word story written just for you once a month based on your specifications
  • A handful of pictures I've taken emailed to you once a month from my personal collection, with a caption for reference
  • I'll shop for, wrap, and mail you a present every single month like it's always your birthday!
  • A signed 5"x7" print from my photography collection mailed to you monthly
  • A signed hard copy of your 500-word story mailed to you each month



THANK YOU!

Goals
0 of 100 patrons


When I reach 100 Darlings, I'll celebrate with a giveaway!

Let's do this!
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Want to be part of something that actually makes a difference?


Hey there - I'm Ophelia. I have a science degree and am the founder of a blog that provides education, personal stories, reviews, and advice regarding depression, sex, and cannabis. It was recently named one of Kinkly's Top Ten New Sex Blogs of 2017, and has resonated with hundreds of readers since its inception.

By becoming Ophelia's Darling, not only will you snag some sweet exclusive rewards, you'll also be contributing to something much larger - a safe place where everyone can speak freely and anonymously about incredibly personal topics without judgment or repercussions. Mental health, intimacy, and marijuana are often considered to be taboo topics, and it's difficult  to find websites with an honest discussion about them individually. So how rare is a blog that celebrates the blissful union of the three? They are so intertwined that it's about time someone stands up and dares to speak about the unspeakable. I am that person.

AND YOU CAN BE, TOO.


When you're a Darling, you become a contributor to Ophelia's which helps with expenses such as purchasing and mailing giveaway items, website hosting/domain fees, purchasing review items, traveling to and attending educational workshops and conferences for the latest information and blog post research, various marketing software, cameras and accessories, photo editing software, etc. I wouldn't normally vocalize my costs, but I do want you to know where your cherished contribution would be allocated. For as little as $1, you can be part of a revolution! It is set up to go directly to blog-related expenses, not my Amazon cart, I assure you.

THANK YOU.


Ophelia's Darlings are making the world a better place by creating a family of love and happiness. The more we work together, educate ourselves and each other, show kindness, and share our stories, the better this ride we're on will be. Thank you for your part in this - whether it's through contributing or just by reading my work. As always, my blog is nothing without you.

Find a level you're comfortable with and become Ophelia's Darling today!



Prefer to make a one-time donation? No problem - click here!

Recent posts by Ophelia's Darlings

Tiers
Bronze - HAHAHAHAHA
$1 or more per month
Studies are showing that activities like watching cat videos and looking at funny memes actually benefit mental health. The results they see are that people feel more positive and energetic afterward, and that they feel fewer negative emotions such as sadness, anxiety, and annoyance. 


Well, you've put a smile on my face by becoming my Darling, so why don't I put a smile on yours? You'll be placed on a private list and receive a new mixture of hilarious things I've curated from the Internet for you once a month.



Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you   



THANK YOU!

  

Silver - Do You Concur?
$5 or more per month
Ever feel like no one is listening to you? Well, I will. 


With the Silver subscription, you'll be added to an exclusive Members Only board where your opinion matters. Occasionally I'll have a few reader questions or need fresh eyes to take a look at something, so I'll look to my trusty Board Members to guide me. 


Additionally, you'll receive a random personal fact about me each month - we should get to know each other if we're hooking up, right?


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!! 


 

Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you  
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion



THANK YOU!

Gold - Wait a Minute, Mr. Postman!
$10 or more per month
Remember back in the day when you used to get handwritten letters in the mail? It was SO exciting to receive a letter - sometimes I'd read them over and over again depending on the sender. But since the dawn of email, the handwritten letter died a quick, yet painful, death. Next to no one writes actual letters anymore (hey if you're itching to, why not write some soldiers?), so we should resurrect snail mail together.


Each month, you'll receive a different postcard from yours truly. I travel a lot, so perhaps it'll be from somewhere exciting (or not) that I've been, or maybe it'll be from right here in Boston. 


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!! 


Become a Goldmember today and get that giddy feeling again when you see me in your box.


 

Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you  
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up



THANK YOU!

Platinum - Your Name in Lights
$25 or more per month
Does a good deed even count if no one knows you did it? Well, sure it does - but it feels really nice to be recognized. When you go Platinum, your name (or your favorite alias) will be etched onto my website as a Platinum contributor for all to see your incredible generosity. You will be honored, you will be praised, you will be there for all to bow to. You are awesome.


You'll also get a private Q&A session with me. Always wondered something about me or my website? Want to know my favorite color? Wish you could ask about a detail from a story of mine? Or perhaps you just need some advice. I answer popular questions in my feature Ask Ophelia, but as a Platinum member I'll answer damn near any questions you may have personally.


AND - if you're on Twitter (if not, Instagram or Facebook), you'll get a shout out each month from me to my almost 30,000 Twitter followers. 


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!!

 


Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you 
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up
  • Your name in lights - be shown as a Platinum contributor on my website
  • Private Q&A email session - ask up to 5 questions per month
  • Twitter (or Facebook or Instagram) shout out to my 30,000 followers



THANK YOU!

Sapphire - Let's Hang Out!
$50 or more per month
Um, you wanna hang out? Sapphires are one of my favorite gems, so your reward at this level is a solo chat with me on Google Hangouts (or Twitter DM or Facebook Messenger if that's easier for you). Want to talk about your week? Complain about work? Ask me stuff? Think of it like phone sex - except without a phone or sex. Once a month we'll have a platonic chat and catch up on things - can't wait to hear from you!


I'll also record a personal video for you some time in my travels. I might be walking around the city, hiking, in my Mustang, by the lake, or in another state - but you'll be on my mind and I'll record a video just for you to send you later.  


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!!

 


Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you 
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up
  • Your name in lights - be shown as a Sapphire contributor on my website
  • Private Q&A email session - ask up to 5 questions per month
  • Twitter (or Facebook or Instagram) shout out to my 30,000 followers
  • Google Hangouts chat once per month for 30 minutes at your time of choice
  • Personal video created for you once per month and sent to you privately



THANK YOU!

Diamond
$100 or more per month
You're pretty fancy pants! Boy, do I appreciate you. I think you deserve your own story. I'll write you a 500-word piece on anything of your choice. Like my erotica? Want to be a character IN my erotica? Have a theme you want turned into a story? Surprise you? Each month I'll write a little somethin' somethin' just for you


I take a lot of pictures everywhere I go, and they all mean something to me. I have tons of pictures of nature and places I've been, and I'd love to share some of them with you from my personal collection. Never-before-seen photographs will be emailed to you each month with a little blurb about what they mean to me. 


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!!

 


Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you 
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up
  • Your name in lights - be shown as a Diamond contributor on my website
  • Private Q&A email session - ask up to 5 questions per month
  • Twitter (or Facebook or Instagram) shout out to my 30,000 followers
  • Google Hangouts chat once per month for 30 minutes at your time of choice
  • Personal video created for you once per month and sent to you privately
  • 500-word story written just for you once a month based on your specifications
  • A handful of pictures I've taken emailed to you once a month from my personal collection, with a caption for reference



THANK YOU!

The Ultimate Darling Package
$250 or more per month
Whoa, high roller! I cannot even begin to express my utmost gratitude. I promise to go out of my way to ensure you enjoy your package. I know I do. 


You deserve nothing but the best, so I will personally shop for, select, wrap, and mail you a special gift each month. It will be something different each time, but it will always be just for you from me. It'll be like your birthday every month! Woohoo!


You'll also receive a signed 5"x7" print monthly from my photography collection. Your input is welcome, of course, or I can just send you my favorite pieces.  


In addition, you'll be mailed a signed hard copy of your personalized 500-word story for you to keep each month.


PLUS EVERYTHING FROM ABOVE!!!

 


Here's exactly what you receive with this level:  


  • Access to exclusive Darlings feed
  • Facebook friend request 
  • Hilarity straight to you  
  • Random fact about Ophelia
  • Become a Board Member
  • Receive classified surveys and give your opinion
  • New postcard from Ophelia each month especially for you
  • Sheer excitement when USPS shows up
  • Your name in lights - be shown as an Ultimate Darling contributor on my website
  • Private Q&A email session - ask up to 5 questions per month
  • Twitter (or Facebook or Instagram) shout out to my 30,000 followers
  • Google Hangouts chat once per month for 30 minutes at your time of choice
  • Personal video created for you once per month and sent to you privately
  • 500-word story written just for you once a month based on your specifications
  • A handful of pictures I've taken emailed to you once a month from my personal collection, with a caption for reference
  • I'll shop for, wrap, and mail you a present every single month like it's always your birthday!
  • A signed 5"x7" print from my photography collection mailed to you monthly
  • A signed hard copy of your 500-word story mailed to you each month



THANK YOU!