Jared 'PiG' Krensel
Jared 'PiG' Krensel
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PIGLET TIER
$3 / month
HOP ON, PIGLET, WE’RE GOIN’ FOR A RIDE
You’ve just sprouted a snout and a twirly pink tail. Congratulations, you are now one of the Piglets! Look around you, wave to your fellow pen-mates.
You’ve just sprouted a snout and a twirly pink tail. Congratulations, you are now one of the Piglets! Look around you, wave to your fellow pen-mates.
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CHAD GAMER TIER
$5 / month
BECOME A STARCRAFT ALPHA
Are you sick of spending too much time whining about balance and complaining about how hard and stressful SC2 is? It might be time to become a CHAD GAMER. If you join this tier and study my replay packs you’re guaranteed untold benefits including:
Get access to my monthly StarCraft 2 replay pack.
Are you sick of spending too much time whining about balance and complaining about how hard and stressful SC2 is? It might be time to become a CHAD GAMER. If you join this tier and study my replay packs you’re guaranteed untold benefits including:
- Confidently striding through your games with zero anxiety
- Crushing cannon rushes whilst complimenting their skill in chat
- Calmly responding “haha well played” whenever your opponent takes a disgusting gamble to get ahead
- Perfectly straight posture whilst gaming at 300APM
- Learning to look through the screen directly into the opponent's soul
- Growing stronger every time someone insults you in chat
Get access to my monthly StarCraft 2 replay pack.
Includes Discord benefits
SCIENCE TIER
$10 / month
PATRON OF SCIENCE
Fund research into proving the many rules of Florencio’s Science School - namely why spreading damage across multiple targets is better than eliminating one, why upgrades are actually downgrades and why a 17 minute unupgraded stalker transition is literally ALWAYS the answer.
Your name will be etched into the Wall of Bacon, featured at the end of all Florencio Files and ICYFAR videos!
And get a Patreon-exclusive Pocket Piggy sticker! (Pls note: this is activated after 3 months of support)
PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Fund research into proving the many rules of Florencio’s Science School - namely why spreading damage across multiple targets is better than eliminating one, why upgrades are actually downgrades and why a 17 minute unupgraded stalker transition is literally ALWAYS the answer.
Your name will be etched into the Wall of Bacon, featured at the end of all Florencio Files and ICYFAR videos!
And get a Patreon-exclusive Pocket Piggy sticker! (Pls note: this is activated after 3 months of support)
PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Includes Discord benefits
BACON TIER
$25 / month
SLAP THE BACON!
I slap a moist rasher of bacon on my desk in a resolute sign of thanks for your generosity!
Receive Bacon Priority:
PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
I slap a moist rasher of bacon on my desk in a resolute sign of thanks for your generosity!
Receive Bacon Priority:
- For Holdout Challenges and similar showmatches, one spot will be reserved for this tier and given to 1 Patron at random (in the Bacon Priority Discord)
- For Viewer Tournaments or team games featuring viewers (e.g. Beast of the Hill), Patrons will get priority for live casts
- For Newbie Stream days, Patrons will have a question answered
PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by PatreonIncludes
- Exclusive Sticker - Say hi to Pocket Piggy Smalls!
- Exclusive Mug - Use the Overpowered Piggy Smalls Mug to boost your day
D-TOWN TIER
$100 / month
STEP ON THE TRAIN TO D-TOWN!
Something smells a little “goochy” - but don’t worry, you’re in safe hands.
Conductor PiG will be calling out your name to check your tickets and thank you for riding the D-TOWN Express.
Have your name immortalised in a Florencio File video forever when PiG uses it for a mid-cast analogy.
PiG will also call out your name at the end of every episode of Florencio Files + ICYFAR on the Wall of Bacon.
Have your best (or worst) replay prepared, as PiG will cast one replay Florencio-style for your personal use.
And finally, get a Patreon-exclusive "I Love My GF" t-shirt! I promise, your partner will fo sho be impressed. (Pls note: this is activated after 3 months of support)
PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Something smells a little “goochy” - but don’t worry, you’re in safe hands.
Conductor PiG will be calling out your name to check your tickets and thank you for riding the D-TOWN Express.
Have your name immortalised in a Florencio File video forever when PiG uses it for a mid-cast analogy.
PiG will also call out your name at the end of every episode of Florencio Files + ICYFAR on the Wall of Bacon.
Have your best (or worst) replay prepared, as PiG will cast one replay Florencio-style for your personal use.
And finally, get a Patreon-exclusive "I Love My GF" t-shirt! I promise, your partner will fo sho be impressed. (Pls note: this is activated after 3 months of support)
PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by PatreonIncludes
- Exclusive T-shirt - The I Love Your GF shirt will defs make your GF happy
- Exclusive Mug - Use the Overpowered Piggy Smalls Mug to boost your day
- Exclusive Sticker - Say hi to Pocket Piggy Smalls!
LEVIATHAN TIER
$500 / month
THE LEVIATHAN WAKES
Only a gargantuan being capable of traversing billions of miles through the vacuum of space, ready to infest worlds with its virile payload, could reach this tier.
You literally impregnate the channel with your passion for StarCraft.
Each month, you and PiG will have a 1 hour date to spend chatting, playing 2v2 or watching SC together.
Get a personally signed shirt and a lock of his pink hair.
For Holdout Challenges and similar show matches, 1 spot will be guaranteed for these Chads.
PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Only a gargantuan being capable of traversing billions of miles through the vacuum of space, ready to infest worlds with its virile payload, could reach this tier.
You literally impregnate the channel with your passion for StarCraft.
Each month, you and PiG will have a 1 hour date to spend chatting, playing 2v2 or watching SC together.
Get a personally signed shirt and a lock of his pink hair.
For Holdout Challenges and similar show matches, 1 spot will be guaranteed for these Chads.
PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by PatreonIncludes
- Exclusive T-shirt - The I Love Your GF shirt will defs make your GF happy
- Exclusive Sticker - Say hi to Pocket Piggy Smalls!
- Exclusive Mug - Use the Overpowered Piggy Smalls Mug to boost your day
About Jared 'PiG' Krensel
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$1,130.78 of $1,500 per month
This will help me fund monthly show matches!
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