Jared 'PiG' Krensel

Jared 'PiG' Krensel

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PIGLET TIER

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$3 / month
HOP ON, PIGLET, WE’RE GOIN’ FOR A RIDE

You’ve just sprouted a snout and a twirly pink tail. Congratulations, you are now one of the Piglets! Look around you, wave to your fellow pen-mates.
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CHAD GAMER TIER

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$5 / month
BECOME A STARCRAFT ALPHA

Are you sick of spending too much time whining about balance and complaining about how hard and stressful SC2 is? It might be time to become a CHAD GAMER. If you join this tier and study my replay packs you’re guaranteed untold benefits including:
    • Confidently striding through your games with zero anxiety
    • Crushing cannon rushes whilst complimenting their skill in chat
    • Calmly responding “haha well played” whenever your opponent takes a disgusting gamble to get ahead
    • Perfectly straight posture whilst gaming at 300APM
    • Learning to look through the screen directly into the opponent's soul
    • Growing stronger every time someone insults you in chat

Get access to my monthly StarCraft 2 replay pack.
Includes Discord benefits

SCIENCE TIER

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$10 / month
PATRON OF SCIENCE

Fund research into proving the many rules of Florencio’s Science School - namely why spreading damage across multiple targets is better than eliminating one, why upgrades are actually downgrades and why a 17 minute unupgraded stalker transition is literally ALWAYS the answer.

Your name will be etched into the Wall of Bacon, featured at the end of all Florencio Files and ICYFAR videos! 

And get a Patreon-exclusive Pocket Piggy sticker! (Pls note: this is activated after 3 months of support)

PLUS everything from the previous tiers.

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Say hi to Pocket Piggy Smalls!

BACON TIER

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$25 / month
SLAP THE BACON!

I slap a moist rasher of bacon on my desk in a resolute sign of thanks for your generosity!

Receive Bacon Priority:
  • For Holdout Challenges and similar showmatches, one spot will be reserved for this tier and given to 1 Patron at random (in the Bacon Priority Discord)
  • For Viewer Tournaments or team games featuring viewers (e.g. Beast of the Hill), Patrons will get priority for live casts
  • For Newbie Stream days, Patrons will have a question answered
You will also receive a Patreon-exclusive Overpowered PiGGie Smalls mug after three months of supporting this tier! (Pls note: this is activated after 3 months of support)

PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Sticker - Say hi to Pocket Piggy Smalls!
  • Exclusive Mug - Use the Overpowered Piggy Smalls Mug to boost your day

D-TOWN TIER

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$100 / month
STEP ON THE TRAIN TO D-TOWN!

Something smells a little “goochy” - but don’t worry, you’re in safe hands.

Conductor PiG will be calling out your name to check your tickets and thank you for riding the D-TOWN Express.

Have your name immortalised in a Florencio File video forever when PiG uses it for a mid-cast analogy.

PiG will also call out your name at the end of every episode of Florencio Files + ICYFAR on the Wall of Bacon.

Have your best (or worst) replay prepared, as PiG will cast one replay Florencio-style for your personal use.

And finally, get a Patreon-exclusive "I Love My GF" t-shirt! I promise, your partner will fo sho be impressed. (Pls note: this is activated after 3 months of support)


PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive T-shirt - The I Love Your GF shirt will defs make your GF happy
  • Exclusive Mug - Use the Overpowered Piggy Smalls Mug to boost your day
  • Exclusive Sticker - Say hi to Pocket Piggy Smalls!

LEVIATHAN TIER

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$500 / month
THE LEVIATHAN WAKES

Only a gargantuan being capable of traversing billions of miles through the vacuum of space, ready to infest worlds with its virile payload, could reach this tier.

You literally impregnate the channel with your passion for StarCraft.

Each month, you and PiG will have a 1 hour date to spend chatting, playing 2v2 or watching SC together.

Get a personally signed shirt and a lock of his pink hair.

For Holdout Challenges and similar show matches, 1 spot will be guaranteed for these Chads.


PLUS everything from the previous tiers.
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive T-shirt - The I Love Your GF shirt will defs make your GF happy
  • Exclusive Sticker - Say hi to Pocket Piggy Smalls!
  • Exclusive Mug - Use the Overpowered Piggy Smalls Mug to boost your day

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