CptAssCheeks is creating A fridge filled with beer
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Im opening this patreon in order to get more money to fill my fridge w beer. I just got a mini fridge for 50$ thanks to you goyim
Tiers
Cheapskate
$1 or more per month
My eternal gratitude, pretty worthless but so is one dollar.
I'll make a vocaroo of me saying anything you want every month.
Respectable person
$5 or more per month
Exclusive hd update pics of the contents of the fridge every time i get more shit
Participate in a monthly poll regarding which brands i should buy and I'll buy accordingly (so long as theyre not shit)
Cool cat
$10 or more per month
  • All previous rewards
  • Secure the purity and safety of your soul from the fiery rapture that will some day overcome this earth 
  • I will write your name on the side of the fridge
Shekelstein
$15 or more per month
Put stickers on the fridge
All previous rewards
Condition Breaker
$20 or more per month
Personally come to the store with me and buy the beer for me
all previous rewards
Goals
$0 of $9,000,000 per month
I wish to buy a plot of land in D.republic of Congo and run a PMC using child soldiers to secure more fridges and beer. 9mil cdn is more money than Congo has ever seen and i think with that i can become a moderate superpower in the region and quickly consume the other local warlords.
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Im opening this patreon in order to get more money to fill my fridge w beer. I just got a mini fridge for 50$ thanks to you goyim

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Tiers
Cheapskate
$1 or more per month
My eternal gratitude, pretty worthless but so is one dollar.
I'll make a vocaroo of me saying anything you want every month.
Respectable person
$5 or more per month
Exclusive hd update pics of the contents of the fridge every time i get more shit
Participate in a monthly poll regarding which brands i should buy and I'll buy accordingly (so long as theyre not shit)
Cool cat
$10 or more per month
  • All previous rewards
  • Secure the purity and safety of your soul from the fiery rapture that will some day overcome this earth 
  • I will write your name on the side of the fridge
Shekelstein
$15 or more per month
Put stickers on the fridge
All previous rewards
Condition Breaker
$20 or more per month
Personally come to the store with me and buy the beer for me
all previous rewards