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"Hello again, fans, and welcome to this jam-packed Patreon page, take a look at all these supporters-"
"Patreon? Wasn't he in the Dungeon of Doom along with The Yeti?"
"He was not!"
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"Alexa Bliss has only a 20% chance of leaving #WWENoMercy as champion."
"Not according to Scott Steiner's calculations."
— WWF Prime Time Today (@WWFPrimeTimeNow) September 25, 2017
"Of course I'm sure! Fans, here's your chance to make sure this acclaimed Twitter feed is there for you every time there's a big live event pay per view."
"In other words, you won't insult us with cash."
"When you back this page, you'll be supporting our writing team-"
"Writers? What about my fifteen percent?"
"You'll get fifteen percent of what you're worth, which is not a lot!"
"Kane just hit Braun with that chair! Worst mistake of his life, Brain!"
"Second worst."
"What-"
"Don't make me say her name."#WWETLC
— WWF Prime Time Today (@WWFPrimeTimeNow) October 23, 2017
"Make your monthly contribution to get EXCLUSIVE commentary on all the big events of the year." "We post all the good jokes on this Patreon page. The humanoids on Twitter get the B material." "Fans, back our page now, it's going to be a happening!"
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"Maybe they want you to say 'please,' ever try that?"
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"Will you stop?!?"
"How does Shane even hold his own here against Owens?"
"Maybe his mom can offer KO a small business loan if he forfeits the match."#HIAC
— WWF Prime Time Today (@WWFPrimeTimeNow) October 9, 2017
(Prime Time Today is a parody account, not affiliated with any wrestling personality or organization. We're four fans who love the sport, the spectacle, and especially the snark in the world of professional wrestling. Thanks for supporting what we do!) 
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