Quality Production Squadron is creating Podcasts
6

patrons

$16
per month
The Quality Production Squadron began with one idea:
What if people actually wanted to listen to us?

That thought spawned "A Quality Interruption," the flagship program of our fledgling network. Started in 2013 (technically), "A Quality Interruption" is a podcast dedicated to the midnight movies of the world. From French classics to trash zombie movies to kung fu flicks and chambara epics, we will watch them all. Sometimes despite our best judgement.

Next came "WORLD'S A MESS." Hosted by Alex Smith and James Kislingbury, "World's a Mess" focuses on the dumbest news that we can possibly find. From people getting bit in the junk by spiders (or snakes or spiders again) to fast food fights to mass die offs of animals, "World's a Mess" has it all. The real news. The real dumb news.

Unfortunately, podcasting isn't a free as we would like it to be. There are costs: Equipment, hosting, gas money, editing time, renting films, Cruz's grocery store bought pastries, on and on and on. Plus, we gotta keep Alex in pain killers and high-powered, military-grade laxatives. And it adds up.

Creating episodes under the aegis of the Quality Production Squadron is something we'll be doing for the foreseeable future, regardless if we ever get paid for it. With that said, we want to make this show the best that we possibly can. That's where you come in. By helping us improve our equipment, keep our shows up and running, and letting us know that there are fans out there who care, we can strengthen the quality of our show in ways that we simply cannot do ourselves.

Come on. Let's do this thing.
Tiers
TEAM MIDDLE MANAGER
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
You are a solid human being/possible werewolf! You're doing what you can to support our dumb shows and we love you for it!

Remind us to give you a high five, fist bump, dap, or sensual massage the next time that we see you!
TEAM DOUBLE DUGONG
$5 or more per month 1 patron
We will personally send you a thank you postcard and give you a shout out on the show of your choosing!

Each and every postcard will come with a personalized greeting from us, as well as a sketch from James! Will it be a manatee? Will it be a dugong? Who knows! Only with your pledge can you find out!
TEAM REINDEER BLITZKREIG
$10 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
For WORLD'S A MESS FANS:

For the low, low price of losing a ten dollar bill in the wash, Alex and James will do a custom, short-form BOOK REPORT on a current event topic of your choice.


The episode will BARE YOUR NAME and will exist as a bonus episode in our feed. So, that's a BONUS EPISODE!


DOUBLE DUGONG and MIDDLE MANAGER rewards will also be included.

TEAM LEAD PIPE OF DESTINY
$10 or more per month 1 patron
For fans of A QUALITY INTERRUPTION:

For the price of a gyro, we will dedicate an episode to the movie of your choosing! Cannon Films, Troma Pictures, Dario Argento, Brett Ratner, DW Griffith-- it doesn't matter! We will sit down and discuss it! Hell, you can even make us watch something good if you want!

What's more is that we'll even name the episode after you!


And, in addition to earning everything on the lower pledge level, we will give you a personalized message on the show! 250 characters and nothing offensive or racist! We have a hard enough time not doing that ourselves (we are dumb men and not swift thinkers).

TEAM JUGHEAD
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
We will shove a bunch of delicious treats up your gob.

At this level you will receive a delicious thank you gift of one pound of Christmas fudge (good at any time of the year, despite what the Church has to say on the matter)!


You will also earn EVERY REWARD from the lower levels. That's an episode of your choosing, that's a custom doodle and postcard, and that's a hearty handshake and a job-well-done!


GOOD JOB, YOU JUGHEAD!

Goals
$16 of $50 per month
If we get this much money per month, we at AQI will work our way through both the Death Wish and Toxic Avenger series. Because the only thing we like more than money is torturing each other. Get it.
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The Quality Production Squadron began with one idea:
What if people actually wanted to listen to us?

That thought spawned "A Quality Interruption," the flagship program of our fledgling network. Started in 2013 (technically), "A Quality Interruption" is a podcast dedicated to the midnight movies of the world. From French classics to trash zombie movies to kung fu flicks and chambara epics, we will watch them all. Sometimes despite our best judgement.

Next came "WORLD'S A MESS." Hosted by Alex Smith and James Kislingbury, "World's a Mess" focuses on the dumbest news that we can possibly find. From people getting bit in the junk by spiders (or snakes or spiders again) to fast food fights to mass die offs of animals, "World's a Mess" has it all. The real news. The real dumb news.

Unfortunately, podcasting isn't a free as we would like it to be. There are costs: Equipment, hosting, gas money, editing time, renting films, Cruz's grocery store bought pastries, on and on and on. Plus, we gotta keep Alex in pain killers and high-powered, military-grade laxatives. And it adds up.

Creating episodes under the aegis of the Quality Production Squadron is something we'll be doing for the foreseeable future, regardless if we ever get paid for it. With that said, we want to make this show the best that we possibly can. That's where you come in. By helping us improve our equipment, keep our shows up and running, and letting us know that there are fans out there who care, we can strengthen the quality of our show in ways that we simply cannot do ourselves.

Come on. Let's do this thing.

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Tiers
TEAM MIDDLE MANAGER
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
You are a solid human being/possible werewolf! You're doing what you can to support our dumb shows and we love you for it!

Remind us to give you a high five, fist bump, dap, or sensual massage the next time that we see you!
TEAM DOUBLE DUGONG
$5 or more per month 1 patron
We will personally send you a thank you postcard and give you a shout out on the show of your choosing!

Each and every postcard will come with a personalized greeting from us, as well as a sketch from James! Will it be a manatee? Will it be a dugong? Who knows! Only with your pledge can you find out!
TEAM REINDEER BLITZKREIG
$10 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
For WORLD'S A MESS FANS:

For the low, low price of losing a ten dollar bill in the wash, Alex and James will do a custom, short-form BOOK REPORT on a current event topic of your choice.


The episode will BARE YOUR NAME and will exist as a bonus episode in our feed. So, that's a BONUS EPISODE!


DOUBLE DUGONG and MIDDLE MANAGER rewards will also be included.

TEAM LEAD PIPE OF DESTINY
$10 or more per month 1 patron
For fans of A QUALITY INTERRUPTION:

For the price of a gyro, we will dedicate an episode to the movie of your choosing! Cannon Films, Troma Pictures, Dario Argento, Brett Ratner, DW Griffith-- it doesn't matter! We will sit down and discuss it! Hell, you can even make us watch something good if you want!

What's more is that we'll even name the episode after you!


And, in addition to earning everything on the lower pledge level, we will give you a personalized message on the show! 250 characters and nothing offensive or racist! We have a hard enough time not doing that ourselves (we are dumb men and not swift thinkers).

TEAM JUGHEAD
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
We will shove a bunch of delicious treats up your gob.

At this level you will receive a delicious thank you gift of one pound of Christmas fudge (good at any time of the year, despite what the Church has to say on the matter)!


You will also earn EVERY REWARD from the lower levels. That's an episode of your choosing, that's a custom doodle and postcard, and that's a hearty handshake and a job-well-done!


GOOD JOB, YOU JUGHEAD!