Jon and Ted
Jon and Ted
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Clyde Simms...s'
REWARDS: You get a shout out, by name or Twitter handle. Or if you don't want the fame and glory as a true gritty midfielder often doesn't, just assume every time we say "to be fair" or "um", we're thinking of you. So we're thinking of you a lot.
Luciano Emilos
IT'S IN THE NET! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! BOB BOSWELL IS INTERNET.
Your $5 a month pledge goes a long way in getting our hosting fees paid for, our wives fed with condolence Carnitas burritos and your carefree personality and Golden Boot level talent make you an integral part of the team, and we'd be lost without you. We'd probably need to find Danny Allsopp again.
Rewards:
- You get to the front of the line. You have something you want to say? You get to say it on the show. You can call into the show, speak your piece, and try to avoid us accidentally talking over you. You also get the shout out that the Danny Cruzes get, so there's that. And as a glory boy striker, we assume you'll like that. Just shoot us a message and we'll get you scheduled!
- Jon used to be able to write, and he's going to use you as guinea pig to see if he still can. Maybe you read The Offside or DC United Outsider a million years ago...probably, you didn't. But supporting the show at this tier gets you access to this sweet benefit.
- You will get access to any special interviews or second episodes that we put out. Sometimes you'll just get it first, sometimes you'll be the only ones to hear it. This includes post-game call in shows!
DA GAWD JAMIE MORENOS
ALL TIME GOAT. #99. Blonde hair and all.
Your $10+ donation is above and beyond. You will be responsible for making Ted sound like he's not recording inside of a shoe. You will be the hero the team needs, and when you're gone, everyone will look back and say, I wish we still had you. Instead, we have to watch Nicolas Addlery. Or Ange N'Silu. Or Leonard Pajoy.
REWARDS: OH BOY. You really went HAM here, and we appreciate ya. How much? How about being a guest on the post game show? If you don't want that, we can talk about middle naming rights for unborn children (this reward is subject to approval by wives who are probably not going to be down with this, just FYI). You get all of the rewards for the other tiers, obviously.
Also...you get a sweet sticker. Make sure you add your address to your Patreon and it's coming your way.
Merch Lover Tier
If you're interested in RFKR/United 96/Kindred Spirits merch...this is the tier for you.
Once you've been at this Patreon tier for a month, we will send you a free RFKR scarf. Once you've been at this tier for 2 months, we will send you a Store Coupon that will get you any merch that we have at our cost plus shipping.
Clyde Simms...s'
REWARDS: You get a shout out, by name or Twitter handle. Or if you don't want the fame and glory as a true gritty midfielder often doesn't, just assume every time we say "to be fair" or "um", we're thinking of you. So we're thinking of you a lot.
Luciano Emilos
IT'S IN THE NET! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! BOB BOSWELL IS INTERNET.
Your $5 a month pledge goes a long way in getting our hosting fees paid for, our wives fed with condolence Carnitas burritos and your carefree personality and Golden Boot level talent make you an integral part of the team, and we'd be lost without you. We'd probably need to find Danny Allsopp again.
Rewards:
- You get to the front of the line. You have something you want to say? You get to say it on the show. You can call into the show, speak your piece, and try to avoid us accidentally talking over you. You also get the shout out that the Danny Cruzes get, so there's that. And as a glory boy striker, we assume you'll like that. Just shoot us a message and we'll get you scheduled!
- Jon used to be able to write, and he's going to use you as guinea pig to see if he still can. Maybe you read The Offside or DC United Outsider a million years ago...probably, you didn't. But supporting the show at this tier gets you access to this sweet benefit.
- You will get access to any special interviews or second episodes that we put out. Sometimes you'll just get it first, sometimes you'll be the only ones to hear it. This includes post-game call in shows!
DA GAWD JAMIE MORENOS
ALL TIME GOAT. #99. Blonde hair and all.
Your $10+ donation is above and beyond. You will be responsible for making Ted sound like he's not recording inside of a shoe. You will be the hero the team needs, and when you're gone, everyone will look back and say, I wish we still had you. Instead, we have to watch Nicolas Addlery. Or Ange N'Silu. Or Leonard Pajoy.
REWARDS: OH BOY. You really went HAM here, and we appreciate ya. How much? How about being a guest on the post game show? If you don't want that, we can talk about middle naming rights for unborn children (this reward is subject to approval by wives who are probably not going to be down with this, just FYI). You get all of the rewards for the other tiers, obviously.
Also...you get a sweet sticker. Make sure you add your address to your Patreon and it's coming your way.