Raging Golden Eagle is creating Shitlordy and gaming videos, some of them on occasion funny
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Hey what's up everyone, Raging Golden Eagle here having way too much fun as always!

I've been making low quality videos for years now, and view this as an opportunity to actually put more time and effort into the process.  Forget half assing it, from now on I intend to give every video the best 3/4 assed effort I can muster.  And hey why not try my hand at e-begging while I work out what to do with my life (heh, as if I have a life).  The more promising this looks as a way to make a living and the more $$$ that comes flowing in, the more both quality and quantity can rise!  This is much more fun and productive than any "real job" in my reach ever could be, so I'd love to make it to the level where I can dedicate my time to making videos that are occasionally entertaining or on even rarer occasions actually funny.

I can guarantee you that along the way many feelings will be hurt.  Not just because I don't care about anyone's feelings, but as a proud villain I take sadistic glee in crushing any idealistic utopian masturbationalist that lives off of pretty lies, fantasy, and denial of reality.  Even when just playing games I go out of my way to find ways to offend the perpetually offended.  Because that is all they are good for, entertaining the rest of us!

Topics that will be covered include my attempts at slaying the 5 headed nu-Tiamat cancer dragon that I view as the biggest blight on our current society.  These heads of course being SJWs, the regressive left, traditionalists, 3rd and 4th wave feminists, and the politicians and companies that enable them.  Basically anyone that thinks it's OK to try to force their subjective moral "superiority" onto the rest of us when we are just trying to mind our own business and not hurting anyone.  And to balance that out I'll also do some gaming.  And drinking.  Perhaps do all of the above live.  Gotta keep what is left of my sanity intact somehow.  And my chosen method is to have way too much fun!

So there ya go, check out my channel for examples, and pretend those videos were higher quality and better researched.  That's what donating will get ya!
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
My eternal gratitude
Of all the ways you could have spent that dollar, you voluntarily chose to give it to me. And that actually does mean a lot to me.
Pledge $5 or more per month
Access to my patron only feed
...Or some other way we can interact with much more regularity than YouTube comments.
Pledge $10 or more per month
Your say in future videos
Same as above, plus your requests for videos and suggestions will be taken into consideration above all others. Until I get so many I can't possibly keep up, but I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.  This will kick in after the first payment, cause unfortunately the honor system ain't enough and some people like to bail after getting their reward without ever having paid anything.
Pledge $20 or more per month
Monthly Google hangout invite
Same as above, plus an invite to my monthly google hangout where we all just chill and shoot the shit. And maybe consume a copious amount of alcohol. And perhaps play some games. This will kick in after the first payment, cause unfortunately the honor system ain't enough and some people like to bail after getting their reward without ever having paid anything.
Pledge $50 or more per month
(sold out!)
Senpai notices you
Same as above, plus an hour long chat a month 1v1. Whatever the hell you want to talk about. Hell as long as I stay an unemployed bum and this tier relatively empty it can go on well over an hour... This will kick in after the first payment, cause unfortunately the honor system ain't enough and some people like to bail after getting their reward without ever having paid anything.
Goals
$342 of $500 per month
I will do a weekly video going over what I view as the major gaming related news of the week.  Might throw some others in for flavor or entertainment, but I will focus less on the opinion stuff and more on actual potentially important news.  Upcoming new releases, important developments in the industry or community, information on games in development, etc.  Basically I want to do what the gaming media has decided to stop focusing on... REPORT THE ACTUAL NEWS.
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Hey what's up everyone, Raging Golden Eagle here having way too much fun as always!

I've been making low quality videos for years now, and view this as an opportunity to actually put more time and effort into the process.  Forget half assing it, from now on I intend to give every video the best 3/4 assed effort I can muster.  And hey why not try my hand at e-begging while I work out what to do with my life (heh, as if I have a life).  The more promising this looks as a way to make a living and the more $$$ that comes flowing in, the more both quality and quantity can rise!  This is much more fun and productive than any "real job" in my reach ever could be, so I'd love to make it to the level where I can dedicate my time to making videos that are occasionally entertaining or on even rarer occasions actually funny.

I can guarantee you that along the way many feelings will be hurt.  Not just because I don't care about anyone's feelings, but as a proud villain I take sadistic glee in crushing any idealistic utopian masturbationalist that lives off of pretty lies, fantasy, and denial of reality.  Even when just playing games I go out of my way to find ways to offend the perpetually offended.  Because that is all they are good for, entertaining the rest of us!

Topics that will be covered include my attempts at slaying the 5 headed nu-Tiamat cancer dragon that I view as the biggest blight on our current society.  These heads of course being SJWs, the regressive left, traditionalists, 3rd and 4th wave feminists, and the politicians and companies that enable them.  Basically anyone that thinks it's OK to try to force their subjective moral "superiority" onto the rest of us when we are just trying to mind our own business and not hurting anyone.  And to balance that out I'll also do some gaming.  And drinking.  Perhaps do all of the above live.  Gotta keep what is left of my sanity intact somehow.  And my chosen method is to have way too much fun!

So there ya go, check out my channel for examples, and pretend those videos were higher quality and better researched.  That's what donating will get ya!

Recent posts by Raging Golden Eagle

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
My eternal gratitude
Of all the ways you could have spent that dollar, you voluntarily chose to give it to me. And that actually does mean a lot to me.
Pledge $5 or more per month
Access to my patron only feed
...Or some other way we can interact with much more regularity than YouTube comments.
Pledge $10 or more per month
Your say in future videos
Same as above, plus your requests for videos and suggestions will be taken into consideration above all others. Until I get so many I can't possibly keep up, but I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.  This will kick in after the first payment, cause unfortunately the honor system ain't enough and some people like to bail after getting their reward without ever having paid anything.
Pledge $20 or more per month
Monthly Google hangout invite
Same as above, plus an invite to my monthly google hangout where we all just chill and shoot the shit. And maybe consume a copious amount of alcohol. And perhaps play some games. This will kick in after the first payment, cause unfortunately the honor system ain't enough and some people like to bail after getting their reward without ever having paid anything.
Pledge $50 or more per month
(sold out!)
Senpai notices you
Same as above, plus an hour long chat a month 1v1. Whatever the hell you want to talk about. Hell as long as I stay an unemployed bum and this tier relatively empty it can go on well over an hour... This will kick in after the first payment, cause unfortunately the honor system ain't enough and some people like to bail after getting their reward without ever having paid anything.