Rachel Being Chatty - Now Featuring 15% More Sarcasm
Hello! My name is Rachel, and I write things that are snarky and ranty, and for some reason some people find it funny. Smart move to check out my Patreon page. I commend you sir or madam.
I created Rachel Being Chatty because I saw a need for short, easy-to-read humor posts (vignettes) that don't take up your entire afternoon to read. Some have compared my posts to the Twitter of blogging. You read, you chuckle, shake your head and wonder why I'm not unemployed and/or homeless, and you go on with your day.
I've written over 1,300 posts so far, and with your help, I'll write many tens of thousands more. Scary in a way, when you think about it.
What is Patreon?
Patreon is a patron-based platform where fans and readers of a content creator can support that person on an ongoing basis. If you believe in my message (whatever that is) and enjoy the content I create, consider supporting a dollar per month. If you want to go higher, I won't complain. It's a set-it-and-forget-it type process where Patreon will charge your method of purchase monthly. You set the amount and get some cool rewards along the way.
Where Your Money Goes
I must eat and be clothed and have shelter. I take large amounts of time to earn money to have those things. That time is taken away from my time as a content creator. With your assistance, I will be freed up to create even more and somehow better (sorta).
Are you trying to get me to spend a bunch? Heck no. $1 a month is pretty awesome for me. That can buy hundreds of bands. Rubber mostly.
Can I pay in any currency? You betcha. Patreon will convert it for you. Dollars discussed are USD amounts.
Am I locked in? Nope. You can cancel at any time.
When do the rewards come? I generate/update the patron rewards soon after the 5th of the month. The rewards are meant as a gesture of thanks for your wonderful support.
I have questions! I hear you there. Mine mostly have to do with the powder they put on gum. But if you have questions about this whole Patreon thing, you can message me or Patreon customer service.