Rachel Being Chatty is creating funny things to read.
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Rachel Being Chatty - Now Featuring 15% More Sarcasm

Hello! My name is Rachel, and I write things that are snarky and ranty, and for some reason some people find it funny. Smart move to check out my Patreon page. I commend you sir or madam.

I created Rachel Being Chatty because I saw a need for short, easy-to-read humor posts (vignettes) that don't take up your entire afternoon to read. Some have compared my posts to the Twitter of blogging. You read, you chuckle, shake your head and wonder why I'm not unemployed and/or homeless, and you go on with your day.

I've written over 1,400 posts so far, and with your help, I'll write many tens of thousands more. Scary in a way, when you think about it.

What is Patreon?
Patreon is a patron-based platform where fans and readers of a content creator can support that person on an ongoing basis. If you believe in my message (whatever that is) and enjoy the content I create, consider supporting a dollar per month. If you want to go higher, I won't complain. It's a set-it-and-forget-it type process where Patreon will charge your method of purchase monthly. You set the amount and get some cool rewards along the way. 

Where Your Money Goes
I must eat and be clothed and have shelter. I take large amounts of time to earn money to have those things. That time is taken away from my time as a content creator. With your assistance, I will be freed up to create even more and somehow better (sorta).


FAQ

Are you trying to get me to spend a bunch? Heck no. $1 a month is pretty awesome for me. That can buy hundreds of bands. Rubber mostly.

Can I pay in any currency? You betcha. Patreon will convert it for you. Dollars discussed are USD amounts.

Am I locked in? Nope. You can cancel at any time.

When do the rewards come? I generate/update the patron rewards soon after the 5th of the month. The rewards are meant as a gesture of thanks for your support.

I have questions! I hear you there. Mine mostly have to do with the powder they put on gum. But if you have questions about this whole Patreon thing, you can message me or Patreon customer service.



Tiers
Bronze Level of Awesome
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Access to posts BEFORE anyone else gets to read them. You read it here first, my friends.
Silver Level of Awesome
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Silver" level patron.
  • I'll send out a tweet about out how awesome you are by name (or anonymous) 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Gold Level of Awesome
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
 
  • Give me any word (within reason) and I'll write it into a humor post.
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Gold" level patron.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Platinum Level of Awesome
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You pick what I rant about. Give me 3 people/things/events and I'll pick one. (within reason and excludes politics)
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Platinum" level patron.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Diamond Level of Awesome
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I'll put your name AND your website, if you like, (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Diamond" level patron. 
  • And you pretty much blow my mind
  • Plus all previous rewards
Goals
$0 of $250 per month
I'll purchase new equipment, namely replacing my laptop, which shuts down whenever it wants. It's so old that it continuously offers me Werther's Originals and talks about how this all used to be farmland as far as the eye can see.
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Rachel Being Chatty - Now Featuring 15% More Sarcasm

Hello! My name is Rachel, and I write things that are snarky and ranty, and for some reason some people find it funny. Smart move to check out my Patreon page. I commend you sir or madam.

I created Rachel Being Chatty because I saw a need for short, easy-to-read humor posts (vignettes) that don't take up your entire afternoon to read. Some have compared my posts to the Twitter of blogging. You read, you chuckle, shake your head and wonder why I'm not unemployed and/or homeless, and you go on with your day.

I've written over 1,400 posts so far, and with your help, I'll write many tens of thousands more. Scary in a way, when you think about it.

What is Patreon?
Patreon is a patron-based platform where fans and readers of a content creator can support that person on an ongoing basis. If you believe in my message (whatever that is) and enjoy the content I create, consider supporting a dollar per month. If you want to go higher, I won't complain. It's a set-it-and-forget-it type process where Patreon will charge your method of purchase monthly. You set the amount and get some cool rewards along the way. 

Where Your Money Goes
I must eat and be clothed and have shelter. I take large amounts of time to earn money to have those things. That time is taken away from my time as a content creator. With your assistance, I will be freed up to create even more and somehow better (sorta).


FAQ

Are you trying to get me to spend a bunch? Heck no. $1 a month is pretty awesome for me. That can buy hundreds of bands. Rubber mostly.

Can I pay in any currency? You betcha. Patreon will convert it for you. Dollars discussed are USD amounts.

Am I locked in? Nope. You can cancel at any time.

When do the rewards come? I generate/update the patron rewards soon after the 5th of the month. The rewards are meant as a gesture of thanks for your support.

I have questions! I hear you there. Mine mostly have to do with the powder they put on gum. But if you have questions about this whole Patreon thing, you can message me or Patreon customer service.



Recent posts by Rachel Being Chatty

Tiers
Bronze Level of Awesome
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Access to posts BEFORE anyone else gets to read them. You read it here first, my friends.
Silver Level of Awesome
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Silver" level patron.
  • I'll send out a tweet about out how awesome you are by name (or anonymous) 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Gold Level of Awesome
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
 
  • Give me any word (within reason) and I'll write it into a humor post.
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Gold" level patron.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Platinum Level of Awesome
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You pick what I rant about. Give me 3 people/things/events and I'll pick one. (within reason and excludes politics)
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Platinum" level patron.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Diamond Level of Awesome
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I'll put your name AND your website, if you like, (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Diamond" level patron. 
  • And you pretty much blow my mind
  • Plus all previous rewards