Ragebrew is creating Presidential Campaign Fund
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I'm running for president of the United States of America, ASAP.

Not "2020" not "2024" No. As soon as humanly possible, because if I get every single American joining me on this campaign, legally, I could be president TOMORROW. Not gonna happen tomorrow, but I'd like it to happen tomorrow. More info to come as it fill it in. I'm making this stuff up as I go along, but I assure you, I am VERY, VERY serious about this, and if you doubt me, just check my facebook, I've already begun.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and I've been walking for the last week or so. Gonna keep walking until I thrown that gold plated condom of a human, Donald Trump, out of MY office. Or have security do it. I don't want to touch him. Imagine he feels like soft, uncooked bread dough.

#Immortalityforeveryoneordietrying
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Someone who believes immortality for everyone or die trying is cause worthy of a dollar or more.

I'm running for president of the United States of America, ASAP.

Not "2020" not "2024" No. As soon as humanly possible, because if I get every single American joining me on this campaign, legally, I could be president TOMORROW. Not gonna happen tomorrow, but I'd like it to happen tomorrow. More info to come as it fill it in. I'm making this stuff up as I go along, but I assure you, I am VERY, VERY serious about this, and if you doubt me, just check my facebook, I've already begun.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and I've been walking for the last week or so. Gonna keep walking until I thrown that gold plated condom of a human, Donald Trump, out of MY office. Or have security do it. I don't want to touch him. Imagine he feels like soft, uncooked bread dough.

#Immortalityforeveryoneordietrying

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An eventual Immortal
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Someone who believes immortality for everyone or die trying is cause worthy of a dollar or more.