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I've been around the block a couple of times. Seen some things that should never be witnessed by mortal eyes, never mind sponge ones. It's a cold, perilous world out there, and I'm just the type of Bob who's willing to save it.

Basically, I write stories to entertain others, myself, and most of all... improve! Improvement is number one on my priority list. If I don't get better at writing then hey, what's even the point of it all? And from My Little Pony, I found an entire world to submerse myself into. The calling cards of the show are to make friends and have a fun time, and both of said activities are just super nifty to me. Plus, from the fimfiction community itself I made a ton of dearly beloved friends I can count on to talk to and receive criticism from so that I can both improve myself as a writer as well as a fellow friend to them.

What you can expect from me is all matter of comedy with characters thrown in (forewarning, I do enjoy writing Celestia and Discord the most), an occasional dark story included in the mix, from time to time a clopfic as well (I've been in the slashfic game a long while now, much before ponies, so at this point it isn't even weird to me), and if the mood calls upon me—or more often than naught, hits me over the head—I could get into some more slice of life and adventure stories. Maybe even a tragedy! Oh joy!

Oh, also, you can expect some insightful blogs about fanfiction and writing in general from an old veteran of both fields. So that's cool too... and stuff. Oh wow, you can really fill this page up some, can't ya? I better wrap it up quick then.

Mo money mo problems. And those problems are more fics from me to you!

...Wait... Ah, you get the point. Welcome aboard to the RainbowBob crew!
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I shall let your stroke my cheek. Doing so will engulf you in a majestic presence of a million suns exploding in your heart. This will most likely kill you, but it will also gift you the ability to see the true face of God. I hear he needs some acne cream.
Pledge $2 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
You may speak kind words upon my behalf, of which I shall reward you greatly by allowing you to smell mine own breath. It smells of peppermint and the great shame of mankind for its atrocities throughout all of human history, coupled with a lemony zest scent somewhere in the middle there.
Pledge $3 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'll slap you a bit. Gentle at first, but as I continue I shall increase in greater and greater intensity until your cheeks are red (both of them), but you can't stop. You won't. You feed off the pain, for I am the one delivering it. You enjoy the pain, for it being from mine own hand, tis a pleasure. A pleasure you cannot resist.
Pledge $4 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'll allow you to spit on me. With my spongey exterior I shall absorb the spit and convert it into creative juices (not the other type of creative juices you're currently thinking of, although it can go either which way at this point). Thus your own essence shall break through the shell of humility into the vast wasteland that is popular culture. You'll become a servant to the gods incarnate, and one day you may even rule them.
Pledge $5 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Since I take delight on your monetary offerings, I shall bid you a great rejoice of your faith. I shall read one (or several, depending on your donation) of your currently published stories and then offer my own honest opinion of them. It might come in the form of a review. Or perhaps a holy proclamation. YOU MAY NEVER KNOW!
Pledge $6 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Your contributions are greatly appreciated. and performing such a task has netted you the result of a chapter update of a story of your choosing. Be cautionary towards such generosity in the future, for it could be a clever ploy of some sort.
Pledge $7 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Since I'm bored and don't feel like writing more, eh, another chapter update of one of my stories upon your choice.
Pledge $8 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
ANOTHER CHAPTER UPDATE! GOSH! GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY!
Pledge $9 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'LL UPDATE IT ALREADY! JESUS CHRIST IF YOU ASK MY AGAIN I'M GONNA FRICKIN' EXPLODE!
Pledge $10 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Two chapter updates in the hoooooooouse! Booyah, bitches, this is how we do it in the sponge hooooooouse! Gosh, I really like saying that for some odd reason.
Pledge $15 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Uh... three chapter updates? I guess? I'm really running out of reward choices here. Let's see... I'll call you beautiful as well. In doing so your entire world view shall change. What had once been violence shall new appear as intricate dance. What had once been pestilence and disease shall now be similar to the orgasm of nature right in your eyes, just covering it all in its sticky sap. Your perspective shall be a bright one, yet a curse at the same time, for you shall never know unhappiness ever again, therefore making the tedium of life an even greater obstacle. Also, you're more likely to get mugged. So yeah, there's that.
Pledge $20 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Four chapter updates! Going crazy right now, I can tell you that! Also, I'll pre-read one of your works and perform some spongey witchcraft on it, to transform it for the better. With the power of SPONGE I shall turn it into a masterpiece never before seen. A work of art never before discovered. A gold-plated toilet seat that is not only extremely comfortable, but also heated. With a free Febreeze thrown in, no charge.
Pledge $25 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Uh... I guess my limit is at five chapter updates when you pay into this bad boy. Good choice, I must say. The beautiful complications of your mind cannot be comprehended, only cherished and shared with for its stunning nature. It'll probably end up in a jar somewhere to be studied when you die. Be proud of that. Also I'll pre-read your story. Two of them. Because that's just how awesome I truly am.
Pledge $30 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Really, at this point you're just throwing more money at me when you already have five chapters updated. Let's see... eh, I'll edit your story instead of pre-reading it. It'll be a much better job. More in-depth. I'll pick at the story's insides and discover its most sinister of secrets to air it out as the dirty laundry before the literary world. And from mine own mouth I shall proclaim it gold, nay, I shall exclaim it to be a holy relic of a forgotten era when mankind could still see and cherish the very face of GOD!
Pledge $40 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Everything included in the last reward, but with me editing two of your stories and calling you beautiful at the same time. Because that's what you are. To meeeeeeeeee!
Pledge $50 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'll finish a story. Whichever one you want. I hope you're damn proud of yourself pumping this much money into me, because I sure am.
Pledge $75 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
You truly are a saint upon the mortal world, proclaimed to be a god whilst living so humbly. You may touch my head and feel the scalp of an utterly perfect being. You may brush mine teeth, and see your own image in their reflection, as well as knowing what your own true face of faces really looks like. You may even massage my teeth, and probably clip them because I have some really nasty toenails going on down there. Really cut off those little suckers. Oh, also, I guess I can finish a story AND do five chapter updates. Along with editing three of your own stories. I guess. I mean, it's a kinda lame consolation prize, but still okayish.
Pledge $100 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
TWO STORIES FINISHED! BOOYAH, BITCHES! Along with four of your own stories edited. How does that sound? Hella sweet, yeah, I know. You don;t have to frickin' remind me. Goooooooosh!
Pledge $150 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Damn... well, I'm really running out of material at this point. Three stories finished? Free onshot for you? Even more edited stories? Jesus, I don't even know anymore.
Pledge $200 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
God, you keep on just throwing more money at me. I'm a sponge. ON THE INTERNET. What more could you possibly want with me?! Is it blood? My soul? My firstborn? Well, you're not getting any of that! Four finished stories, an endless amount of editing exclusivity from me, PLUS, two oneshots of a predetermined length. That's how I roll, bitches!
Pledge $300 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'll send you a pic of my balls.
Goals
$1 of $100 per writing stories and chapter updates
I can finally replace the tires on my car. Thank god, because that's really been bugging me. Also, I guess I can write a super fabulous story in appreciation. Something totally different than what I've been writing thus far. Something... AMAZING!
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I've been around the block a couple of times. Seen some things that should never be witnessed by mortal eyes, never mind sponge ones. It's a cold, perilous world out there, and I'm just the type of Bob who's willing to save it.

Basically, I write stories to entertain others, myself, and most of all... improve! Improvement is number one on my priority list. If I don't get better at writing then hey, what's even the point of it all? And from My Little Pony, I found an entire world to submerse myself into. The calling cards of the show are to make friends and have a fun time, and both of said activities are just super nifty to me. Plus, from the fimfiction community itself I made a ton of dearly beloved friends I can count on to talk to and receive criticism from so that I can both improve myself as a writer as well as a fellow friend to them.

What you can expect from me is all matter of comedy with characters thrown in (forewarning, I do enjoy writing Celestia and Discord the most), an occasional dark story included in the mix, from time to time a clopfic as well (I've been in the slashfic game a long while now, much before ponies, so at this point it isn't even weird to me), and if the mood calls upon me—or more often than naught, hits me over the head—I could get into some more slice of life and adventure stories. Maybe even a tragedy! Oh joy!

Oh, also, you can expect some insightful blogs about fanfiction and writing in general from an old veteran of both fields. So that's cool too... and stuff. Oh wow, you can really fill this page up some, can't ya? I better wrap it up quick then.

Mo money mo problems. And those problems are more fics from me to you!

...Wait... Ah, you get the point. Welcome aboard to the RainbowBob crew!

Recent posts by RainbowBob

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I shall let your stroke my cheek. Doing so will engulf you in a majestic presence of a million suns exploding in your heart. This will most likely kill you, but it will also gift you the ability to see the true face of God. I hear he needs some acne cream.
Pledge $2 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
You may speak kind words upon my behalf, of which I shall reward you greatly by allowing you to smell mine own breath. It smells of peppermint and the great shame of mankind for its atrocities throughout all of human history, coupled with a lemony zest scent somewhere in the middle there.
Pledge $3 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'll slap you a bit. Gentle at first, but as I continue I shall increase in greater and greater intensity until your cheeks are red (both of them), but you can't stop. You won't. You feed off the pain, for I am the one delivering it. You enjoy the pain, for it being from mine own hand, tis a pleasure. A pleasure you cannot resist.
Pledge $4 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'll allow you to spit on me. With my spongey exterior I shall absorb the spit and convert it into creative juices (not the other type of creative juices you're currently thinking of, although it can go either which way at this point). Thus your own essence shall break through the shell of humility into the vast wasteland that is popular culture. You'll become a servant to the gods incarnate, and one day you may even rule them.
Pledge $5 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Since I take delight on your monetary offerings, I shall bid you a great rejoice of your faith. I shall read one (or several, depending on your donation) of your currently published stories and then offer my own honest opinion of them. It might come in the form of a review. Or perhaps a holy proclamation. YOU MAY NEVER KNOW!
Pledge $6 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Your contributions are greatly appreciated. and performing such a task has netted you the result of a chapter update of a story of your choosing. Be cautionary towards such generosity in the future, for it could be a clever ploy of some sort.
Pledge $7 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Since I'm bored and don't feel like writing more, eh, another chapter update of one of my stories upon your choice.
Pledge $8 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
ANOTHER CHAPTER UPDATE! GOSH! GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY!
Pledge $9 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'LL UPDATE IT ALREADY! JESUS CHRIST IF YOU ASK MY AGAIN I'M GONNA FRICKIN' EXPLODE!
Pledge $10 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Two chapter updates in the hoooooooouse! Booyah, bitches, this is how we do it in the sponge hooooooouse! Gosh, I really like saying that for some odd reason.
Pledge $15 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Uh... three chapter updates? I guess? I'm really running out of reward choices here. Let's see... I'll call you beautiful as well. In doing so your entire world view shall change. What had once been violence shall new appear as intricate dance. What had once been pestilence and disease shall now be similar to the orgasm of nature right in your eyes, just covering it all in its sticky sap. Your perspective shall be a bright one, yet a curse at the same time, for you shall never know unhappiness ever again, therefore making the tedium of life an even greater obstacle. Also, you're more likely to get mugged. So yeah, there's that.
Pledge $20 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Four chapter updates! Going crazy right now, I can tell you that! Also, I'll pre-read one of your works and perform some spongey witchcraft on it, to transform it for the better. With the power of SPONGE I shall turn it into a masterpiece never before seen. A work of art never before discovered. A gold-plated toilet seat that is not only extremely comfortable, but also heated. With a free Febreeze thrown in, no charge.
Pledge $25 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Uh... I guess my limit is at five chapter updates when you pay into this bad boy. Good choice, I must say. The beautiful complications of your mind cannot be comprehended, only cherished and shared with for its stunning nature. It'll probably end up in a jar somewhere to be studied when you die. Be proud of that. Also I'll pre-read your story. Two of them. Because that's just how awesome I truly am.
Pledge $30 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Really, at this point you're just throwing more money at me when you already have five chapters updated. Let's see... eh, I'll edit your story instead of pre-reading it. It'll be a much better job. More in-depth. I'll pick at the story's insides and discover its most sinister of secrets to air it out as the dirty laundry before the literary world. And from mine own mouth I shall proclaim it gold, nay, I shall exclaim it to be a holy relic of a forgotten era when mankind could still see and cherish the very face of GOD!
Pledge $40 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Everything included in the last reward, but with me editing two of your stories and calling you beautiful at the same time. Because that's what you are. To meeeeeeeeee!
Pledge $50 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'll finish a story. Whichever one you want. I hope you're damn proud of yourself pumping this much money into me, because I sure am.
Pledge $75 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
You truly are a saint upon the mortal world, proclaimed to be a god whilst living so humbly. You may touch my head and feel the scalp of an utterly perfect being. You may brush mine teeth, and see your own image in their reflection, as well as knowing what your own true face of faces really looks like. You may even massage my teeth, and probably clip them because I have some really nasty toenails going on down there. Really cut off those little suckers. Oh, also, I guess I can finish a story AND do five chapter updates. Along with editing three of your own stories. I guess. I mean, it's a kinda lame consolation prize, but still okayish.
Pledge $100 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
TWO STORIES FINISHED! BOOYAH, BITCHES! Along with four of your own stories edited. How does that sound? Hella sweet, yeah, I know. You don;t have to frickin' remind me. Goooooooosh!
Pledge $150 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
Damn... well, I'm really running out of material at this point. Three stories finished? Free onshot for you? Even more edited stories? Jesus, I don't even know anymore.
Pledge $200 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
God, you keep on just throwing more money at me. I'm a sponge. ON THE INTERNET. What more could you possibly want with me?! Is it blood? My soul? My firstborn? Well, you're not getting any of that! Four finished stories, an endless amount of editing exclusivity from me, PLUS, two oneshots of a predetermined length. That's how I roll, bitches!
Pledge $300 or more per writing stories and chapter updates
I'll send you a pic of my balls.