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I, Ramses Vanderslice, am the Earth's leading Stratospheric Marketing Amplifier. Born of nothing, my content is priceless (in the sense that it's worth nothing).

Look upon my videos, ye Mighty, and despair!
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The One-Dollar Tier
$1 or more per month 1 patron
This is the tier where you give me one dollar and I give you an email of verbal diarrhea. Oh, and your name goes in the description of my next video.
The Five-Dollar Tier
$5 or more per month 0 of 100 patrons
This is the tier where instead of going out to eat, you allow me to buy a bucket of the slopmonger's finest slop. Once I've had my fill, I'll send you a handwritten poem about whatever subject has been giving you night terrors. 


Or whatever you choose, really.

The Garbage Tier
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
This is the tier where you give me ten bucks and I tell you something that you could have bought with that money. Then I'll tell you what I'm going to buy with your money. This tier's reward is regret. Only regret.
I, Ramses Vanderslice, am the Earth's leading Stratospheric Marketing Amplifier. Born of nothing, my content is priceless (in the sense that it's worth nothing).

Look upon my videos, ye Mighty, and despair!

Recent posts by Ramses Vanderslice

Tiers
The One-Dollar Tier
$1 or more per month 1 patron
This is the tier where you give me one dollar and I give you an email of verbal diarrhea. Oh, and your name goes in the description of my next video.
The Five-Dollar Tier
$5 or more per month 0 of 100 patrons
This is the tier where instead of going out to eat, you allow me to buy a bucket of the slopmonger's finest slop. Once I've had my fill, I'll send you a handwritten poem about whatever subject has been giving you night terrors. 


Or whatever you choose, really.

The Garbage Tier
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
This is the tier where you give me ten bucks and I tell you something that you could have bought with that money. Then I'll tell you what I'm going to buy with your money. This tier's reward is regret. Only regret.