RealDonaldTrFan is creating President Trump Parody
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patrons
Welcome to the President Donald J Trump Twitter Parody account available at https://twitter.com/RealDonaldTrFan.

About me...
I'm just a regular guy who loves to see people smile by writing Donald Trump parody. I do this by myself (no team of writers), and during my free time; and trust me, it can be time consuming and mentally draining (imagine if you forced yourself to intentionally read about where Donald Trump is, watch videos of him, and read what he says every day). If you've gotten some value (or at least a few laughs) from @RealDonaldTrFan, I hope you'll consider buying me a beer or a cup of Covfefe to help me keep going through

What's Patreon?

It's basically a way for patrons (that's you) to show appreciation for creators (me), and to encourage creators to keep creating (like me writing parody). Many creators like Mozart, Shakespeare, and Leonardo da Vinci (not the ninja turtle) had patrons - although all three of them have crappy Twitter accounts. 

About the account...

The @RealDonaldTrFan Trump Parody twitter account is having great success. I started it in December 2016. It has now grown to 250,000 followers. At this growth rate of 250,000%, I figure I'll have 800 trillion followers by 2019. Katy Perry @katyperry with her measly 100 million followers will be SO jealous! My tweets have been featured in news outlets like Time, Mashable, and several international outlets. Many famous people follow me like movie stars (shout out to Mark Hamill, Chelsea Handler, and Ricky Gervais) and TV stars, news producers & reporters, famous athletes, a governor of a Northeast State, a member of congress & a porn star - (no - not Stormy)! Usually I don't want people of questionable ethics following me, but I made an exception for the member of congress. 

For one time donations...

If a couple of dollars a month sounds like too much of a commitment, I created a PayPal link https://www.paypal.me/RealDonaldTrFan that you can use to send a one time amount directly to me. Or you can also buy me a coffee at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/RealDonaldTrFan
Thanks! :)

Facebook
Now available on Facebook! www.facebook.com/RealDonaldTrumpParody

Contact info...
Sometimes I get too many direct messages on Twitter to read before they disappear, so if you have questions, offers of full-time employment (like offering me live twittering gigs at kids' birthday parties), marriage proposals, book deal offers, etc., you can e-mail me at [email protected] .
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
  • You will receive a nice "Thank you!" Your generosity is appreciated! 
  • Join the discussion about the Trump Parody Twitter account. 
Buys me a beer or Covfefe once a month!
$5 or more per month
  • You'll also receive a VERY NICE Thank you! Since it’s nicer than the $1 per month "Thank you," you can show it off to your friends.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Buys me (and a friend) a beer or cup of covfefe once a month, so I don't always have to drink alone.
$10 or more per month
  • Send me specific suggestions for topics for tweets.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Buys me a pizza once-a-month.
$25 or more per month
  • I love pizza, and if you buy me a pizza once a month, I'll have more time to tweet, and hopefully make you laugh.
  • Your choice of a first name, city, state, or topic will be included in a tweet.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Buys me.
$50 or more per month
  • Yea! You're pretty much my sugar momma! (or daddy - hey it's 50 bucks). 
  • Wow, you are terrific. And you own me now! You'll receive acknowledgement in my finished published work (i.e the book of tweets).
  • Specialized tweets focused on a particular subject of your choice.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Only for the 1% Tier.
$1,000 or more per month
  • This tier is reserved only for THE 1%.  So please stop reading this description if you earn less than $1 million per year.  
  • Are you still reading this? Do you earn less than $1 million a year? If yes, STOP READING!
  • OK, now that the poor people are gone, let's talk. This tier is for millionaires only. If you contribute at this tier, I will send you a personalized Thank You e-mail in a GOLD colored font. It will be very shiny!  
  • Plus all previous rewards.  
For Leaders of Foreign Countries
$2,000 or more per month
  • This tier is reserved only for two specific people: North Korea's Kim Jung Un and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.   
  • I figure if they are paying Trump, they may not be too picky and may want to help me out too.
  • If these two people contribute, then I promise to have STRONG RESERVATIONS before I tweet negative things about them. 
Goals
11 of 20 patrons
Having 20 contributors will show me I'm not the only person in the world who likes to laugh at President Trump Parody.
1 of 1
Welcome to the President Donald J Trump Twitter Parody account available at https://twitter.com/RealDonaldTrFan.

About me...
I'm just a regular guy who loves to see people smile by writing Donald Trump parody. I do this by myself (no team of writers), and during my free time; and trust me, it can be time consuming and mentally draining (imagine if you forced yourself to intentionally read about where Donald Trump is, watch videos of him, and read what he says every day). If you've gotten some value (or at least a few laughs) from @RealDonaldTrFan, I hope you'll consider buying me a beer or a cup of Covfefe to help me keep going through

What's Patreon?

It's basically a way for patrons (that's you) to show appreciation for creators (me), and to encourage creators to keep creating (like me writing parody). Many creators like Mozart, Shakespeare, and Leonardo da Vinci (not the ninja turtle) had patrons - although all three of them have crappy Twitter accounts. 

About the account...

The @RealDonaldTrFan Trump Parody twitter account is having great success. I started it in December 2016. It has now grown to 250,000 followers. At this growth rate of 250,000%, I figure I'll have 800 trillion followers by 2019. Katy Perry @katyperry with her measly 100 million followers will be SO jealous! My tweets have been featured in news outlets like Time, Mashable, and several international outlets. Many famous people follow me like movie stars (shout out to Mark Hamill, Chelsea Handler, and Ricky Gervais) and TV stars, news producers & reporters, famous athletes, a governor of a Northeast State, a member of congress & a porn star - (no - not Stormy)! Usually I don't want people of questionable ethics following me, but I made an exception for the member of congress. 

For one time donations...

If a couple of dollars a month sounds like too much of a commitment, I created a PayPal link https://www.paypal.me/RealDonaldTrFan that you can use to send a one time amount directly to me. Or you can also buy me a coffee at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/RealDonaldTrFan
Thanks! :)

Facebook
Now available on Facebook! www.facebook.com/RealDonaldTrumpParody

Contact info...
Sometimes I get too many direct messages on Twitter to read before they disappear, so if you have questions, offers of full-time employment (like offering me live twittering gigs at kids' birthday parties), marriage proposals, book deal offers, etc., you can e-mail me at [email protected] .

Recent posts by RealDonaldTrFan

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
  • You will receive a nice "Thank you!" Your generosity is appreciated! 
  • Join the discussion about the Trump Parody Twitter account. 
Buys me a beer or Covfefe once a month!
$5 or more per month
  • You'll also receive a VERY NICE Thank you! Since it’s nicer than the $1 per month "Thank you," you can show it off to your friends.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Buys me (and a friend) a beer or cup of covfefe once a month, so I don't always have to drink alone.
$10 or more per month
  • Send me specific suggestions for topics for tweets.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Buys me a pizza once-a-month.
$25 or more per month
  • I love pizza, and if you buy me a pizza once a month, I'll have more time to tweet, and hopefully make you laugh.
  • Your choice of a first name, city, state, or topic will be included in a tweet.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Buys me.
$50 or more per month
  • Yea! You're pretty much my sugar momma! (or daddy - hey it's 50 bucks). 
  • Wow, you are terrific. And you own me now! You'll receive acknowledgement in my finished published work (i.e the book of tweets).
  • Specialized tweets focused on a particular subject of your choice.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Only for the 1% Tier.
$1,000 or more per month
  • This tier is reserved only for THE 1%.  So please stop reading this description if you earn less than $1 million per year.  
  • Are you still reading this? Do you earn less than $1 million a year? If yes, STOP READING!
  • OK, now that the poor people are gone, let's talk. This tier is for millionaires only. If you contribute at this tier, I will send you a personalized Thank You e-mail in a GOLD colored font. It will be very shiny!  
  • Plus all previous rewards.  
For Leaders of Foreign Countries
$2,000 or more per month
  • This tier is reserved only for two specific people: North Korea's Kim Jung Un and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.   
  • I figure if they are paying Trump, they may not be too picky and may want to help me out too.
  • If these two people contribute, then I promise to have STRONG RESERVATIONS before I tweet negative things about them.