Rhythm Bastard

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Bastard's Buddies

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  • Every song in high quality MP3, WAV and FLAC downloads
  • Patron-only polls
  • Any cover art and lyrics sheets 
  • Able to suggest a wrestler from any property I've been a part of for addition to the Hardcore Nerdcore Wrestling (HCNCW) Roster
Includes Discord benefits

Bastard's Besties

per month
  • Stems for the release tracks
  • Access to the Discord Voice Chat for stream. 
  • Have a wrestler of your creation added to the HCNCW Roster
  • Plus all previous tiers
Includes Discord benefits

Bastard's Broskies

per month
  • RB will provide you with one drink and at least an hour of conversation at a con we're both at. ID must be presented for alcoholic beverages.
  • Not a conversationalist? Usually I have a Switch or a Magic The Gathering Deck on me at cons.
  • Must be attending convention I'll be at to participate.
  • Chance this could spin into further adventures at the con.
  • Participate in the booking for the "Broskie Belt" in HCNCW, a midcard belt that you help book with other $20 patrons.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord benefits




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About Rhythm Bastard

I am Rhythm Bastard, an independent musician from Florida who’s been making nerdy punk jams since 2008. I’ve played conventions all throughout the state, and working my way up north playing shows like Momocon in Atlanta. Also, I do a song for every new Magic The Gathering set as they come out, and have written a concept album called “Status Quo Radio”, inspired by the video game Team Fortress 2.

With your patronage, I can do even more, such as travel to more shows, enhance my setup and just devote more time in general. In return, you get all of my new music first, and access to extra stuff like Patron only streams, stems of every song I put out (for remixing/Rhythm Game purposes), and input on future stuff.

As a patron, I'll try to shoot for one new song a month, and will do no more than two (though you can set a monthly limit). Also I'm going to use this as an opportunity to stream more regularly (once a week at first), and give certain Patrons access to a voice channel, so when I stream games or host a little jam session, we can chat live on air!
$19.80 of $150 per month
I can start to do more for each of my songs, including commissioning artists to do a cover for each release, hiring session musicians (if I can't do a thing on my own), and better production.
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