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Now, you're killing me here. How in hell do I say thank you to someone who basically underwrites my word-thing career? Are you sure you didn't accidentally click on this account when you were trying to support Thunderf00t? I want you to know that your support will go to only the highest quality heroin I can find. None of that black tar crap, this will be pure China White. Also, the next post might be a little late because, um, traffic.

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