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Hello, Friends.

If you are reading this, it is because you (for some obscure reason) enjoy hearing about what my Minions and I get up to at work. 

You fine people have pestered for more than a year to buy my Minions Tea or Cake or Biscuits.  Well, fine.  Here is an entirely optional way for you to buy a Minion a cup of Tea or some Cake or a Biscuit.

I don't care whether you feed my idiots.

I am sure that they can scavenge and pilfer from Site Employees.

Cheers.

Boss.


Tiers
Cup of Tea and a Biscuit
$3 or more per month 4 patrons
Buy one of my Minions, or me, a cup of Tea and a fancy biscuit.  Because, well, why not keep the Minions fed and hydrated?
Hello, Friends.

If you are reading this, it is because you (for some obscure reason) enjoy hearing about what my Minions and I get up to at work. 

You fine people have pestered for more than a year to buy my Minions Tea or Cake or Biscuits.  Well, fine.  Here is an entirely optional way for you to buy a Minion a cup of Tea or some Cake or a Biscuit.

I don't care whether you feed my idiots.

I am sure that they can scavenge and pilfer from Site Employees.

Cheers.

Boss.


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Tiers
Cup of Tea and a Biscuit
$3 or more per month 4 patrons
Buy one of my Minions, or me, a cup of Tea and a fancy biscuit.  Because, well, why not keep the Minions fed and hydrated?