Shitting With The Door Open

is creating Daycare for adults

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patrons
We're just two parents who happen to be dads... being dads is hell expensive... and podcasts make zero money. Or do they?! Here's the opportunity you've been waiting for. Introducing the chance of a life time to get in on the ground level. This will be the revolution your parents talked about. The more you give, the more we will... or we'll randomly have a month off and you'll shut the f*@k up about it!
Tiers
The Ground Level
$5 or more per month

Patreon only episode! 

Released the second day of the month.

Who even knows what it'll be about but YOU'RE WELCOME.

Please note this is US currency.

It's just not parenting
$10 or more per month

Same as the ground level but also here you get to influence the content of the Patreon episode. We'll give you access to an invite only SWTDO closed FB group. You can ask questions that we'll answer in the monthly Patreon episode as well as join a community of ratf#cks. 

You'll be able to share parenting successes and failures. 

Ask other parents for advice. 

Harley and Wads will post exclusive content probably 

And if you're not a parent you can tell us all how you think we should raise our children... hahahahahahahahahaha 

Please note this is US currency.

Wads V Wade
$25 or more per month

You get the first 2 tiers, plus we'll email you a MP3 of the theme song (and a bonus clip that you will not thank us for) which we assume you'll be able to use as a ring tone or some shit. Honestly if anyone does this we can't  help you with your problems. 

Please note this is US currency.

The Rat [email protected]
$1,000 or more per month

Same as the previous tiers. but for one special idiot Harley will get the rat [email protected] emoji plus your name tattooed on his back. He's a dad!

Please note this is US currency.  

We're just two parents who happen to be dads... being dads is hell expensive... and podcasts make zero money. Or do they?! Here's the opportunity you've been waiting for. Introducing the chance of a life time to get in on the ground level. This will be the revolution your parents talked about. The more you give, the more we will... or we'll randomly have a month off and you'll shut the f*@k up about it!

Recent posts by Shitting With The Door Open

Recent posts by Shitting With The Door Open

Tiers
The Ground Level
$5 or more per month

Patreon only episode! 

Released the second day of the month.

Who even knows what it'll be about but YOU'RE WELCOME.

Please note this is US currency.

It's just not parenting
$10 or more per month

Same as the ground level but also here you get to influence the content of the Patreon episode. We'll give you access to an invite only SWTDO closed FB group. You can ask questions that we'll answer in the monthly Patreon episode as well as join a community of ratf#cks. 

You'll be able to share parenting successes and failures. 

Ask other parents for advice. 

Harley and Wads will post exclusive content probably 

And if you're not a parent you can tell us all how you think we should raise our children... hahahahahahahahahaha 

Please note this is US currency.

Wads V Wade
$25 or more per month

You get the first 2 tiers, plus we'll email you a MP3 of the theme song (and a bonus clip that you will not thank us for) which we assume you'll be able to use as a ring tone or some shit. Honestly if anyone does this we can't  help you with your problems. 

Please note this is US currency.

The Rat [email protected]
$1,000 or more per month

Same as the previous tiers. but for one special idiot Harley will get the rat [email protected] emoji plus your name tattooed on his back. He's a dad!

Please note this is US currency.