Sadie's Smut Emporium

is creating Kinky Happy Ever Afters

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Tip Jar

$1.50
per month
For those who want to drop some quarters in the jar and occasionally receive some exclusive content.
  • My undying appreciation for your support
  • Occasional Patreon exclusive flash fiction

Just the EBooks

$3
per month
For those who don't like to wait for the latest Ebook release.
  • Early access to all new solo Ebook releases (via Bookfunnel)
  • Birthday card (if you give me your birthdate)
  • Occasional Patreon exclusive flash fiction

All the Digital (Ebook & Audio)

$10
per month
For those who also like to listen to their books.


  • Audio book releases as they become available (via Bookfunnel)
  • Access to audiobook bloopers & outtakes
  • Early access to all new solo Ebook releases (via Bookfunnel)
  • Birthday card (if you give me your birthdate)
  • Occasional Patreon exclusive flash fiction

VIP Access

$15
per month
For those who like to collect author signed books and mugs

The signed paperback will be the latest release as of July 31 and sent out in September.
  • 1 signed paperback per year
  • Early access to all new solo Ebook releases (via Bookfunnel)
  • Birthday card (if you give me your birthdate)
  • Occasional Patreon exclusive flash fiction
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VIP Audio Access

$20
per month
For those who want it all

The signed paperback will be the latest release as of July 31 and sent out in September.
  • Audio book releases as they become available (via Bookfunnel)
  • Access to audiobook bloopers & outtakes
  • 1 signed paperback per year
  • Early access to all new solo Ebook releases (via Bookfunnel)
  • Birthday card (if you give me your birthdate)
  • Occasional Patreon exclusive flash fiction
Exclusive Mug
Fulfilled by Patreon
Sadie's Smut Emporium Mug

About Sadie's Smut Emporium

Hi there,
I'm Sadie Haller. I live in the little blue house by the sea with one husband, two dogs, three cats, and six hens (they actually live in a littler red house out the back).
I'm a USA today bestselling author and write kinky happy ever afters for musicians, politicians, celebrities, and the occasional member of the royal family.

Why Patreon?
Because the reality of being a full-time self published author is that sales are entirely unpredictable and audiobooks are expensive to produce. Having Patreon subscribers can help smooth the way.


You can find out more about my books at my website:
https://sadiehaller.com

You can always find a peaceful minute over at TikTok
https://www.tiktok.com/@sadiehallerspen?lang=en








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