Scared Sloth Film Reviews

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Basic tier for sloths who could be more scared. At this tier you'll be able to see news about the website and get a weekly schedule as to what reviews are coming out!
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About Scared Sloth Film Reviews

Coming at you from deep within the jungles of South America, Scared Sloth Film Reviews exists because there are just too many movies. More movies exist than anyone could ever watch so it falls onto me to try and help people to not waste their time with dreck. Or to waste their time with amusing dreck, whichever floats your boat. Right now I’m just doing written reviews but I hope to in the near future expand to audio and maybe video reviews. I hope you enjoy my reviews! With this Patreon I'm hoping to connect more with readers and just give the people what they want in terms of reviews. 

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