The Scathing Atheist

The Scathing Atheist

is creating Podcasts

2,475

patrons

$4,606

per episode
The Scathing Atheist is a podcast that treats religion with all the expletives it deserves. Plus, one time it saved the universe from certain destruction at the hands of a super villain. Because of our patrons.
Tiers
Introductory Member
$1 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $1 per episode will get:

 

  • Access to the commercial-free extended feed of the show.
  • Access to some of our patron exclusive material, including our Ask Me Anything episodes (AMAs).
  • The ability to comment, post, and interact on our Patreon page, which means you can correspond with other fans of The Scathing Atheist as leave comments for Noah, Heath, and Eli.
  • You will get an outrageous, over-the-top compliment on the next episode of the show.
  • You can bask in that proud, warm feeling knowing you helped keep The Scathing Atheist on the air.
Full Fledged Heathen
$2 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $2 per episode will get:
 

  • All the stuff in the tier above.
  • A full transcript of every episode, including Noah's Diatribe!
  • Access to all bonus content, special episodes, and extended interviews.
  • 10% off of all our merchandise for the lifetime of your patronage.
  • A digital copy of our latest Ebook(*)

(*) - You will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap.

Premium Member
$5 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $5 per episode will get:
 

  • All the stuff in the tiers above.
  • We will mail you an autographed hardcopy of our latest book!(*)
  • Access to our full back catalogue and specially created playlists of content we've curated just for you! (Coming soon)
  • Exclusive download of our Scathing Atheist album of songs, including "Jesus Don't Take the Wheel," "Public Shit in Oxford, Alabama," and so much more! (Coming soon)
  • 15% off of all our merchandise for the lifetime of your patronage.

(*) - You will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap.

Friend of the Show
$10 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $10 per episode will get:

  • All the stuff in the tiers above.
  • 2 free VIP tickets to any one of our live shows!(*)
  • Lifetime free downloads of all of our e-books.
  • A free, autographed hardcopy CD of our Scathing Atheist album of songs, including "Jesus Don't Take the Wheel," "Public Shit in Oxford, Alabama," and so much more! (Coming soon)
  • The highest level of discount (25%) off of all our merchandise for the lifetime of your patronage.

(*) - You will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap.

Best Friend of the Show
$25 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $25 per episode will get:

  • All the stuff from the tiers above.
  • We'll record you a personalized thank you on the one year anniversary of your patronage at this level
  • We'll mail you a free swag bag full of all sorts of wonderful gifts, including maybe some Later Cheese??(*)
  • You'll receive an official Diatribe script, autographed by Noah himself and suitable for framing!(*)
  • Heath will promise not to text you back, just like all of his closest friends.

(*) - You will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap. 


Friends With Benefits
$100 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $100 per episode will get:

  • All the stuff from the tiers above.
  • Eli will f^*k your dad.  Seriously. You honestly think he won't?(*)

(*) - Your dad will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap. 


Goals
$4,606 of $4,800 per episode
Eli plays Golf
Heath, Andrew, and Noah (all golfers to varying degrees) take Eli out and share video of his first experience golfing… or even being out in the sun for more than 30 minutes at a time.
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The Scathing Atheist is a podcast that treats religion with all the expletives it deserves. Plus, one time it saved the universe from certain destruction at the hands of a super villain. Because of our patrons.

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Tiers
Introductory Member
$1 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $1 per episode will get:

 

  • Access to the commercial-free extended feed of the show.
  • Access to some of our patron exclusive material, including our Ask Me Anything episodes (AMAs).
  • The ability to comment, post, and interact on our Patreon page, which means you can correspond with other fans of The Scathing Atheist as leave comments for Noah, Heath, and Eli.
  • You will get an outrageous, over-the-top compliment on the next episode of the show.
  • You can bask in that proud, warm feeling knowing you helped keep The Scathing Atheist on the air.
Full Fledged Heathen
$2 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $2 per episode will get:
 

  • All the stuff in the tier above.
  • A full transcript of every episode, including Noah's Diatribe!
  • Access to all bonus content, special episodes, and extended interviews.
  • 10% off of all our merchandise for the lifetime of your patronage.
  • A digital copy of our latest Ebook(*)

(*) - You will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap.

Premium Member
$5 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $5 per episode will get:
 

  • All the stuff in the tiers above.
  • We will mail you an autographed hardcopy of our latest book!(*)
  • Access to our full back catalogue and specially created playlists of content we've curated just for you! (Coming soon)
  • Exclusive download of our Scathing Atheist album of songs, including "Jesus Don't Take the Wheel," "Public Shit in Oxford, Alabama," and so much more! (Coming soon)
  • 15% off of all our merchandise for the lifetime of your patronage.

(*) - You will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap.

Friend of the Show
$10 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $10 per episode will get:

  • All the stuff in the tiers above.
  • 2 free VIP tickets to any one of our live shows!(*)
  • Lifetime free downloads of all of our e-books.
  • A free, autographed hardcopy CD of our Scathing Atheist album of songs, including "Jesus Don't Take the Wheel," "Public Shit in Oxford, Alabama," and so much more! (Coming soon)
  • The highest level of discount (25%) off of all our merchandise for the lifetime of your patronage.

(*) - You will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap.

Best Friend of the Show
$25 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $25 per episode will get:

  • All the stuff from the tiers above.
  • We'll record you a personalized thank you on the one year anniversary of your patronage at this level
  • We'll mail you a free swag bag full of all sorts of wonderful gifts, including maybe some Later Cheese??(*)
  • You'll receive an official Diatribe script, autographed by Noah himself and suitable for framing!(*)
  • Heath will promise not to text you back, just like all of his closest friends.

(*) - You will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap. 


Friends With Benefits
$100 or more per episode

Supporters who pledge at least $100 per episode will get:

  • All the stuff from the tiers above.
  • Eli will f^*k your dad.  Seriously. You honestly think he won't?(*)

(*) - Your dad will receive this benefit after four months of sponsorship at this level or above with no monthly cap.