The Secret Cabal of Despair
The Secret Cabal of Despair
Select a membership level
Initiate
Together, we shall master the Earth. I will send you the secret knock so that you may access my hidden volcano lair, and I will promise you a superpower.*
With this level of dire patronage, you will receive:
- A connection on all current social media
- Placed on “Initiate” e-mail List
- Crazy birthday messages on your social media regarding your epic adventures
Also, as a special thanks, I will give you the antidote to the poison. As a
result, your nervous system will not shut down.
*Keyword: Promise
Acolyte
- A review copy of each story as it is written
- Select posts available nowhere else
- Placed on “Acolyte” e-mail list
- A connection on all current social media
- Crazy birthday messages on your social media regarding your epic adventures
- Stickers/swag from conventions (when available)
I will take you for a ride in my ornithropter and allow you to throw spider
grenades at your foes. We will make them rue the day, all to show you how
thankful I am.
Cabalist
Your
wisdom in choosing to join me at this tier is apparent. Once the cities of man
fall, you shall receive an island of your choice.
Now that you have found the heart to ally your schemes with my own, you shall
also gain:
- Your name listed in a future book
- A review copy of each story as it is written
- Select posts available nowhere else
- Placed on “Cabalist” e-mail list
- A connection on all current social media
- Crazy birthday messages on your social media regarding your epic adventures
- Stickers/swag from conventions (when available)
Also, the next time I summon the dark presence of "Sesliimyyr, the Servitor of One Thousand Pleasures," I'll make certain you're there, slathered with the proper unguents. For science.
Initiate
Together, we shall master the Earth. I will send you the secret knock so that you may access my hidden volcano lair, and I will promise you a superpower.*
With this level of dire patronage, you will receive:
- A connection on all current social media
- Placed on “Initiate” e-mail List
- Crazy birthday messages on your social media regarding your epic adventures
Also, as a special thanks, I will give you the antidote to the poison. As a
result, your nervous system will not shut down.
*Keyword: Promise
Acolyte
- A review copy of each story as it is written
- Select posts available nowhere else
- Placed on “Acolyte” e-mail list
- A connection on all current social media
- Crazy birthday messages on your social media regarding your epic adventures
- Stickers/swag from conventions (when available)
I will take you for a ride in my ornithropter and allow you to throw spider
grenades at your foes. We will make them rue the day, all to show you how
thankful I am.
Cabalist
Your
wisdom in choosing to join me at this tier is apparent. Once the cities of man
fall, you shall receive an island of your choice.
Now that you have found the heart to ally your schemes with my own, you shall
also gain:
- Your name listed in a future book
- A review copy of each story as it is written
- Select posts available nowhere else
- Placed on “Cabalist” e-mail list
- A connection on all current social media
- Crazy birthday messages on your social media regarding your epic adventures
- Stickers/swag from conventions (when available)
Also, the next time I summon the dark presence of "Sesliimyyr, the Servitor of One Thousand Pleasures," I'll make certain you're there, slathered with the proper unguents. For science.
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Goals
Soon, the books which we release into the world will begin to erode the very fabric of reality. Once we have enough support, we will be able to release them to our cultists at no charge.
Already, we offer some of the wise free review copies. Yet once we grow we shall be able to grant all tomes, for free, to those who seek. Soon, the madness within shall burrow into your mind! Lamentation comes!
ALL THAT RISES SHALL FALL!
GOAL: Provide free books to the Illumined