Secret Dinosaur Cult is creating a live comedy podcast and cult
6

patrons

$28
per episode
Hello!



We are a live comedy podcast. We are comedians Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell and in this podcast, we explore identity in order to try and find out who we are - through the medium of dinosaurs.

Hilarious, highly addictive and heavily dinosaur-based.

SOFIE HAGEN is a stand-up comedian, author and host of 'Made of Human Podcast' and former co-host and a fat activist.

JODIE MITCHELL is a stand-up comedian, improviser and a drag king in the drag king troupe Pecs. She is part of the radical and queer stand-up comedy collective The Lol Word.
Tiers
Sinosauropteryx
$2 or more per episode 3 patrons
You're a little feather'y dino and we love you for contributing. But as in real life, there's no real benefit to being you, apart from the beauty you contribute with to the world.
Triceratops
$5 or more per episode 1 patron
You're a horn'y dino, that's for sure. You'll gain immediate access to our first, stumbling attempts at this podcast - where Jodie Mitchell had a throat infection and sounds ultra sexy and we have no clue what this podcast is yet. And maybe, every once in a while, we'll release some extra good stuff for you. When we feel like it.
Dilophosaurus
$10 or more per episode 2 patrons
You're a motherf'cking DILO, MATE. All hissing and aggressively spitting on people. YES. Ignore the people who said you had feathers.

- You'll gain immediate access to our first, stumbling attempts at this podcast - where Jodie Mitchell had a throat infection and sounds ultra sexy and we have no clue what this podcast is yet.

- Whenever we do release extra content, you will definitely get it.

- YOU GET A FREE BADGE. Eventually - we're slow at admin. But submit your address and you will receive A MEMBERS BADGE.

Liopleurodon
$20 or more per episode 0 patrons
You are a bloody seamonster. You are the Li-op-leur-o-don or however you pronounce it.

- You'll gain immediate access to our first, stumbling attempts at this podcast - where Jodie Mitchell had a throat infection and sounds ultra sexy and we have no clue what this podcast is yet.

- Whenever we do release extra content, you will definitely get it.

- YOU GET A FREE BADGE. Eventually - we're slow at admin. But submit your address and you will receive A MEMBERS BADGE.

- FREE TICKETS FOR A RECORDING OF YOUR CHOOSING (terms and conditions apply: like, we will ALWAYS try to get you in, but if you ask us way too late and we're in a weird venue that won't let us add extra people, then we can't do it. But usually, we should be able to fit you in. Oh, YOU AND A FRIEND. You get a PLUS ONE.)

Paleontologist
$50 or more per episode 0 patrons
YOU ARE A PALEONTOLOGIST. The most powerful creature to ever walk the earth. We only hope to be worthy of your respect and expertise.

- You'll gain immediate access to our first, stumbling attempts at this podcast - where Jodie Mitchell had a throat infection and sounds ultra sexy and we have no clue what this podcast is yet.

- Whenever we do release extra content, you will definitely get it.

- YOU GET A FREE BADGE. Eventually - we're slow at admin. But submit your address and you will receive A MEMBERS BADGE.

- FREE TICKETS FOR A RECORDING OF YOUR CHOOSING (terms and conditions apply: like, we will ALWAYS try to get you in, but if you ask us way too late and we're in a weird venue that won't let us add extra people, then we can't do it. But usually, we should be able to fit you in. Oh, YOU AND A FRIEND. You get a PLUS ONE.)

- You get a dinosaur drawn by Jodie and a short dinoerotic story written by Sofie - you can choose which dinosaurs are involved. (Again, we're slow at admin, so this may take a while, but you will DEFINITELY GET IT.)

Hello!



We are a live comedy podcast. We are comedians Sofie Hagen and Jodie Mitchell and in this podcast, we explore identity in order to try and find out who we are - through the medium of dinosaurs.

Hilarious, highly addictive and heavily dinosaur-based.

SOFIE HAGEN is a stand-up comedian, author and host of 'Made of Human Podcast' and former co-host and a fat activist.

JODIE MITCHELL is a stand-up comedian, improviser and a drag king in the drag king troupe Pecs. She is part of the radical and queer stand-up comedy collective The Lol Word.

Recent posts by Secret Dinosaur Cult

Tiers
Sinosauropteryx
$2 or more per episode 3 patrons
You're a little feather'y dino and we love you for contributing. But as in real life, there's no real benefit to being you, apart from the beauty you contribute with to the world.
Triceratops
$5 or more per episode 1 patron
You're a horn'y dino, that's for sure. You'll gain immediate access to our first, stumbling attempts at this podcast - where Jodie Mitchell had a throat infection and sounds ultra sexy and we have no clue what this podcast is yet. And maybe, every once in a while, we'll release some extra good stuff for you. When we feel like it.
Dilophosaurus
$10 or more per episode 2 patrons
You're a motherf'cking DILO, MATE. All hissing and aggressively spitting on people. YES. Ignore the people who said you had feathers.

- You'll gain immediate access to our first, stumbling attempts at this podcast - where Jodie Mitchell had a throat infection and sounds ultra sexy and we have no clue what this podcast is yet.

- Whenever we do release extra content, you will definitely get it.

- YOU GET A FREE BADGE. Eventually - we're slow at admin. But submit your address and you will receive A MEMBERS BADGE.

Liopleurodon
$20 or more per episode 0 patrons
You are a bloody seamonster. You are the Li-op-leur-o-don or however you pronounce it.

- You'll gain immediate access to our first, stumbling attempts at this podcast - where Jodie Mitchell had a throat infection and sounds ultra sexy and we have no clue what this podcast is yet.

- Whenever we do release extra content, you will definitely get it.

- YOU GET A FREE BADGE. Eventually - we're slow at admin. But submit your address and you will receive A MEMBERS BADGE.

- FREE TICKETS FOR A RECORDING OF YOUR CHOOSING (terms and conditions apply: like, we will ALWAYS try to get you in, but if you ask us way too late and we're in a weird venue that won't let us add extra people, then we can't do it. But usually, we should be able to fit you in. Oh, YOU AND A FRIEND. You get a PLUS ONE.)

Paleontologist
$50 or more per episode 0 patrons
YOU ARE A PALEONTOLOGIST. The most powerful creature to ever walk the earth. We only hope to be worthy of your respect and expertise.

- You'll gain immediate access to our first, stumbling attempts at this podcast - where Jodie Mitchell had a throat infection and sounds ultra sexy and we have no clue what this podcast is yet.

- Whenever we do release extra content, you will definitely get it.

- YOU GET A FREE BADGE. Eventually - we're slow at admin. But submit your address and you will receive A MEMBERS BADGE.

- FREE TICKETS FOR A RECORDING OF YOUR CHOOSING (terms and conditions apply: like, we will ALWAYS try to get you in, but if you ask us way too late and we're in a weird venue that won't let us add extra people, then we can't do it. But usually, we should be able to fit you in. Oh, YOU AND A FRIEND. You get a PLUS ONE.)

- You get a dinosaur drawn by Jodie and a short dinoerotic story written by Sofie - you can choose which dinosaurs are involved. (Again, we're slow at admin, so this may take a while, but you will DEFINITELY GET IT.)