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Dear Podcast Connoisseur,

Did you enjoy Smersh Pod?

Well you can now not only help keep the lights on at Smersh HQ - but also get access to additional non-canonical Smersh episodes about any film that takes the fancy, as well as helping me record a syncable commentary for each Bond film! A lot of you have been asking for this, but due to life being boring and annoying, I haven't been able to get this done. 

Bond films have entertained, frustrated, upset, excited, bored, left indifferent, aroused and invigorated the peoples of the World for 50+ years now. We have all wanted to kick a giant with metal teeth in the balls, fly a small plane out of a pretend horse’s arse and smooch with Fiona Fullerton – just three examples of things James Bond has achieved on screen.

Help me get Bond right!

Thank you for your time!

John Rain

100% complete

"Hey John, why are you doing this?"

Well, do you like Smersh Pod?


Good. Thank you! I love doing it, but I am very poor at the moment and it is rubbish.

"Oh dear"

Yes - and I would love to do more Smersh Pod things - and expand it even further. 

"What extra things, though?"

Well, I want to do a commentary of every Bond film - same format as Smersh, with a different guest for each one, but make it a syncable film commentary. I've been promising it for about a year and due to life and work commitments, I haven't been able to do it"

"Right. So how can we help?"

Well, you can donate to this Patreon thing, and I can use the money for travel, time etc, and will finally be able to afford to get the commentaries recorded - as many of you have demanded. 

"Sounds great. Will this be a regular thing"

Yes! Once we hit the target, it will be monthly, and we'll do all 24 Bond films to start with - then if you enjoy them, I can do more and more!

"Wait - will this interfere with the regular Smersh Pod episodes?"

No, no - this will be bonus content for you!

"Wow! You are so great and handsome!"

Thanks, Smershers!  You're the very best!"

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