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Smitten Sapphics is an up and coming comedic queer fandom podcast by a couple of gal pals. We cover things that we love, including tv shows, movies and celebrities, to more general topics like food, spirituality and how good dogs are (and a whole lot more!). We talk about everything we love! And we are in love! Hell yeah!

Right now we're gearing up for our pilot episode, and you can help make that happen sooner AND get rewards while doing so!

Long term, the money raised by the podcast will help one of these girls u-haul it to the other's country of origin, so that they may be gay together at last! (And imporve the podcast and all that other stuff.)

About the creators:


Wren is the one with the southern twang and she lives in North Carolina. She’s a multimedia artist, designer, and maker who currently specializes in wearable accessories. She likes playing dress up, composing music videos in her head, and doing mad scientist things in the kitchen.

Julia is the girlfriend who lives in Canada and only really sounds like it when she says certain words like "hockey" or "cottage". She's a full-time freelance artist. She draws mostly for the modern day Medici (aka furries). When she isn't drawing, she has way too many pets and not enough non-monetized hobbies.

We met on tumblr in the gayest way possible, and are long-distance girlfriends who dramatically pine for each other on the daily.


Tiers
A Gay Pun
$1 or more per podcast episode

We will send you one (1) gay pun with every episode. You'll also receive our gratitude!

Director's Notes & Votes
$5 or more per podcast episode

Get our exclusive extremely coherent creators's notes for each episode. Also, you'll get to vote on what subject we tackle next.


Includes all previous rewards.  

Bonus Episodes
$10 or more per podcast episode

Get occasional exclusive bonus episodes. What are they about? Well, you'll just have to find out. (Spoilers: Julia's gonna make an ASMR one just because Wren will hate it.)

 

Includes all previous rewards. 

Ad-Free Episodes
$20 or more per podcast episode

Get every episode of  Smitten Sapphics WITHOUT ads (both new and old).

 

Includes all previous rewards. 

Bonus Ads
$22 or more per podcast episode

Get an additional bonus... "theoretical" ad every episode, composed and read by Julia.

 

Includes all previous rewards. 

Personal Shout Out
$30 or more per podcast episode only 1 left

Get a personal message read out by one of the ladies. Say something to friends, family, enemies, yourself in the future or even just a desperate plea into the universe for Kate McKinnon to love you... The possibilities are endless! (Messages are subject to approval, DM us beforehand for preapproval, if you're unsure.)


Includes all previous rewards.

Corporate Advertisement
$50 or more per podcast episode only 1 left

Want to advertise your business on our show? This is the tier for you! Great for artists, podcasts, queer businesses, underwear companies, mattress companies... You know. ;) (Advertisements are subject to approval, DM us beforehand  for preapproval, if you're unsure .)


Includes all previous rewards, excluding a personal shout-out.

Pick a Podcast Subject
$60 or more per podcast episode only 1 left

You get to pick the topic for an episode! Whatever you want (within reason)! Plus, get a personal shout out or advertisement included in the episode. (Advertisements/messages are subject to approval, DM us beforehand for preapproval, if you're unsure .)


Includes all previous rewards, with a choice of personal shout out or corporate advertisement.

Goals
$0 of $100 per podcast episode
We add a patron-exclusive Q & A/comment portion to the show. Only patrons get to ask us juicy questions and make HILARIOUS comments now!
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Smitten Sapphics is an up and coming comedic queer fandom podcast by a couple of gal pals. We cover things that we love, including tv shows, movies and celebrities, to more general topics like food, spirituality and how good dogs are (and a whole lot more!). We talk about everything we love! And we are in love! Hell yeah!

Right now we're gearing up for our pilot episode, and you can help make that happen sooner AND get rewards while doing so!

Long term, the money raised by the podcast will help one of these girls u-haul it to the other's country of origin, so that they may be gay together at last! (And imporve the podcast and all that other stuff.)

About the creators:


Wren is the one with the southern twang and she lives in North Carolina. She’s a multimedia artist, designer, and maker who currently specializes in wearable accessories. She likes playing dress up, composing music videos in her head, and doing mad scientist things in the kitchen.

Julia is the girlfriend who lives in Canada and only really sounds like it when she says certain words like "hockey" or "cottage". She's a full-time freelance artist. She draws mostly for the modern day Medici (aka furries). When she isn't drawing, she has way too many pets and not enough non-monetized hobbies.

We met on tumblr in the gayest way possible, and are long-distance girlfriends who dramatically pine for each other on the daily.


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Tiers
A Gay Pun
$1 or more per podcast episode

We will send you one (1) gay pun with every episode. You'll also receive our gratitude!

Director's Notes & Votes
$5 or more per podcast episode

Get our exclusive extremely coherent creators's notes for each episode. Also, you'll get to vote on what subject we tackle next.


Includes all previous rewards.  

Bonus Episodes
$10 or more per podcast episode

Get occasional exclusive bonus episodes. What are they about? Well, you'll just have to find out. (Spoilers: Julia's gonna make an ASMR one just because Wren will hate it.)

 

Includes all previous rewards. 

Ad-Free Episodes
$20 or more per podcast episode

Get every episode of  Smitten Sapphics WITHOUT ads (both new and old).

 

Includes all previous rewards. 

Bonus Ads
$22 or more per podcast episode

Get an additional bonus... "theoretical" ad every episode, composed and read by Julia.

 

Includes all previous rewards. 

Personal Shout Out
$30 or more per podcast episode only 1 left

Get a personal message read out by one of the ladies. Say something to friends, family, enemies, yourself in the future or even just a desperate plea into the universe for Kate McKinnon to love you... The possibilities are endless! (Messages are subject to approval, DM us beforehand for preapproval, if you're unsure.)


Includes all previous rewards.

Corporate Advertisement
$50 or more per podcast episode only 1 left

Want to advertise your business on our show? This is the tier for you! Great for artists, podcasts, queer businesses, underwear companies, mattress companies... You know. ;) (Advertisements are subject to approval, DM us beforehand  for preapproval, if you're unsure .)


Includes all previous rewards, excluding a personal shout-out.

Pick a Podcast Subject
$60 or more per podcast episode only 1 left

You get to pick the topic for an episode! Whatever you want (within reason)! Plus, get a personal shout out or advertisement included in the episode. (Advertisements/messages are subject to approval, DM us beforehand for preapproval, if you're unsure .)


Includes all previous rewards, with a choice of personal shout out or corporate advertisement.