SovietWomble is creating Youtube videos
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$928.11
Milestone Goals
Can switch to Youtube/Streaming full time
(this likely isn't accurate, as this assumes one video a month) Should the Patreon donations reach this region, I should be able to cover all personal living expenses with one video a month and have the option of going full time. I may also reach this mark before then however. And I'm certainly planning on more than that. This is just a worst case scenario.
After this point, you'll likely see a sudden surge of activity. Regular streams at scheduled times. Weekly Youtube videos. And an increase in overall activity. Thank you very much for helping to make this happen. I can't thank you enough :)
After this point, you'll likely see a sudden surge of activity. Regular streams at scheduled times. Weekly Youtube videos. And an increase in overall activity. Thank you very much for helping to make this happen. I can't thank you enough :)
Get a four-legged companion
(That money value isn't accurate at all, I just need to make this goal number 3 and it won't let me do it without entering a number)
One consequence of possibly going full time will be working from home. And that would allow me to get a dog to keep me company.
I'm a huge dog person. And I once had an adorable Golden Retriever named Ellie. But she was the family dog, not mine personally. And we had to return her to the breeder for re-homing when that family split up, leaving me distraught.
I've always wanted a dog of my own, but having to commute to work makes that impractical.
If you're able to help me get another furry companion, I'd be absolutely thrilled :D
PS. Golden's are awesome!

One consequence of possibly going full time will be working from home. And that would allow me to get a dog to keep me company.
I'm a huge dog person. And I once had an adorable Golden Retriever named Ellie. But she was the family dog, not mine personally. And we had to return her to the breeder for re-homing when that family split up, leaving me distraught.
I've always wanted a dog of my own, but having to commute to work makes that impractical.
If you're able to help me get another furry companion, I'd be absolutely thrilled :D
PS. Golden's are awesome!

Goal 6
Invade Poland
(no...I'm not getting rid of this goal. Poland you're not off the hook yet. I'm coming)
(no...I'm not getting rid of this goal. Poland you're not off the hook yet. I'm coming)
About
I like spicy food, long walks on the beach, and locking myself in my own bathroom.
Location
United Kingdom
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Who am I?
My name is SovietWomble. And I have hands. And with these hands I make Youtube videos, which I then place on the internet.
So what is Random Bullshittery?
In 2013 I tried the DayZ mod for Arma 2. During which, my life was saved by a colossal idiot called ZF Cyanide. He flew me, by helicopter, into the northern forests to give me a blood bag and a rifle. I didn't know it at the time, but his original plan was to molest me, shoot me, then steal my stuff. But I successfully charmed him with my silky, smooth British accent and I was introduced to the rest of the Zero Fucks clan. Later I was invited to be a part of it andit all went downhill from there everything went swimmingly from that point onwards.
The original purpose of the Youtube videos were as a recruitment tool for both clan and DayZ server. And just general fun. But they've become more popular than I'd expected.
Why the heck do they take so long to make?
It's just a case of always recording and capturing the funny moments. So it entirely depends on how frequently we play certain games and how frequently amusing things happen. Editing time is also limited to Saturday and Sunday due to work commitments.
Why donate?
Along with heavily incentivising me into making more, I'm hoping I can speed up the time it takes to make these with your support. I put a lot of free time into them and hopefully it shows. If this really takes off, you'll likely see a lot more of these in the future.
Lots of love,
Womble
In 2013 I tried the DayZ mod for Arma 2. During which, my life was saved by a colossal idiot called ZF Cyanide. He flew me, by helicopter, into the northern forests to give me a blood bag and a rifle. I didn't know it at the time, but his original plan was to molest me, shoot me, then steal my stuff. But I successfully charmed him with my silky, smooth British accent and I was introduced to the rest of the Zero Fucks clan. Later I was invited to be a part of it and
The original purpose of the Youtube videos were as a recruitment tool for both clan and DayZ server. And just general fun. But they've become more popular than I'd expected.
Why the heck do they take so long to make?
It's just a case of always recording and capturing the funny moments. So it entirely depends on how frequently we play certain games and how frequently amusing things happen. Editing time is also limited to Saturday and Sunday due to work commitments.
Why donate?
Along with heavily incentivising me into making more, I'm hoping I can speed up the time it takes to make these with your support. I put a lot of free time into them and hopefully it shows. If this really takes off, you'll likely see a lot more of these in the future.
Lots of love,
Womble
